Meh, the only “funny” part of this whole thing was a BIT of Rush’s where he talks about going after a better spot, missing it, and losing your original.
Personally, I like to leak oil all over the spot that I’m in, permanently deforming it so that whenever anyone else parks there, they see the oil and wonder if they’ve got some sort of leak, themselves.
I personally have a favourite parking space. I like it because it’s in a convenient place and I’m good at parking there. It is mine and if anyone so much as uses it for maneuvering I’ll run over their parents. With my cock.
I know of quite a few parking spaces that, when people leave them to find a better space, that space stays reserved for that car for quite a long time, and will only allow that car to park there – even if it only parks there once in a great while because it’s so busy parking in other spaces. Lots of times the cars are rather… poorly maintained, and pieces fall off onto the parking space – and then those pieces stay with the parking space for at least 18 years.