I’m so disappointed. None of these were wins. What the fuck is WRONG with whoever chooses these? It’s all so lame. I mean this IS called Lamebook, but damn. I didn’t think they meant a big book of lameness that’s supposed to pass for “win”.
Sometimes I wonder how alordslums manages to fit having any kind of life around sitting and waiting for a new lamebook post all day every day to write inane wank and have a power trip about being a regular contributor and therefore a valid person in some regard.
The wife and decent job must be either very flexible or deeply imaginary.
But seriously, leave the room once in a while. There’s a whole WORLD out there.
I’ve known that joke for, ohhh, six or seven years, and I still at least chuckle a bit EVERY time. Depending on my mood, it’s still capable of getting a good deep guffaw. Truly one of the best jokes ever.
I do not believe for one second that Helen Keller was behind that quote. For one, there was the whole ‘mute’ thing. Secondly,I doubt she would mention ‘seeing’ anything in any respect. Focusing on would seem a better choice of words. The only quote I acknowledge as hers is ‘Wa-wa!’.