OOoooo that is indeed a ‘sick burn!’.
@Mike Hunt (*Giggles immaturely*) I can imagine him creeping over to his calendar after each sexual encounter and putting little gold stars by that date. Perhaps with different stickers corresponding to what they did. Bless.
And good luck Hayden finding a girl who is not only content to put up with your pothead layabout ways, but who is also happy to give up any chance at a better future for herself in order to be constantly available to you.
then i guess you haven’t been aware of this site for very long?
granted, she ‘boyed him off’ good. but it wasn’t particularly razor sharp. she just said what needed to be said to a nobsack like hayden. i would suggest most of the satisfaction of reading the post comes from seeing a nobsack getting owned.
Hayden is stupid. It is very possible for a girl’s hymen to remain unbroken after her first time. Mine didn’t break until a few months after my first time, and I had sex quite often between then and the time it actually broke. Lol, fourteen year old CoD addict, I bet.
I can’t quite bring myself to giving Bianca any props. We need to know if she told him she was dumping him then changed her status, or if she dumped him BY changing her status. If it’s the latter, she’s a loser too and they’ll be back together by the end of the month.
I spent way too many years,
Battling in the Middle East.
My tiny penis was quite the beast;
Leaving hymens intact allayed the fears.
Yet all the bombs made people burst.
My sexual needs were just so urgent,
I was willing to bang all the insurgents,
Subjecting my dong to the worst.
Although my time in the war was a crazy hitch,
It still was better than dealing with a bleedy bitch.
i think i am in a minority of one here. i would expect anyone with a few brain cells to be able to rattle off a suitable put-down like that in person (or perhaps i’ve been watching too much sex and the city).
bianca had the leisure of spending a total of half an hour coming up with her response to hayden, who must be the world’s easiest moving target.
meh. i can’t really give bianca any kudos because she was with him in the first place.
I’m going to go with the trend and be TOTALLY original; I’m going to name my kid some other name, but BACKWARDS. Hmmm, Neveah, for heaven. Too unoriginal.
I know! I’ll name my kid Angel, because she’ll be my angel, but BACKWARDS! Aren’t I smart?
Legna, it’s got nice ring to it.
Dawn of the Dan is spot on. Everybody keeps a tally of something (Don’t deny it, people)… be it partners, how often you do it, and how long you do it for, orgasms in a session, or sadly, on the flip side, how many weeks or months it’s been since you last any.
And as they say, if you have to think about it, it’s been too long.
So who has to think about it? I bet I get no takers.
So I’ve been preoccupied tonight and missed all this wonderful fun. Damn me!
I have to say though, I can relate with Bianca. Same boat for me with a man/boy/child (figuratively for the child part btw) for two years who popped ee’s cherry and it wasn’t anything to brag home to mama about.
Also word, I kept a journal (think reality bits) with all of my sexual conquests, I plan on publishing a book someday!
Soup, good for you, and I’m prepared to answer my own question, and say that sadly, I too, have to think about it.
ee, I think most of us girls have had at least one experience with a micro dick, and they’re remembered for all the wrong reasons. I kept a mental journal when I was younger. I haven’t updated it in a while.
Soup, feel sorry for me…I didn’t know the grass could be greener on the other side. I had nothing to compare it to. Two years Soup, I went with out an orgasm. Now that’s sad! I have since rectified the situation and found my release.
Such poetic words as usual Soup.
word, I have to think about it when it’s been a few days. When it gets to a week, I splurge on hookers and blow.
On another note, counting how many times you’ve had sex with your girlfriend over the course of a relationship is lame. Now, counting how many times you banged her on that long weekend? Awesome.
ee, being an asshole is all part of the game. How else is a guy supposed to get a girl all riled up and aggressive before things have even started? My favourite shirt was ripped a couple weeks ago But it was worth it, lol.
Soup, our love runs deep, but dropping to my keens? I need more persuasion than your sultry words to make me do so. You should know this! I know I’ve done you wrong, but is this my punishment? I need more.
My wife and employed the gold star method once to settle an argument.
I was upset that our sex life was slowing down a little. I told her we were only having sex around 5 times a week lately. She said I was crazy, that we were having sex at least 20 times per month. I said no way, she’s wrong.
I don’t remember who was right, just that I learned that my wife is bad at math.
Hayden is obviously a giant douche, and he deserves everything that’s coming to him, but I can’t help but feeling like Bianca is a bit retarded for getting together with him in the first place. Also, it does feel like she’s breaking up with him through facebook…? :/
I don’t think Hayden is a douche! cant see why everyone says so!
And why do everyone think that Bianca owned him?
First of all, you can be loose in your vag by never have had sex before,,, its about the amount of muscles in you vagina,you can train those.
And second, a doctor cant see whether you have had sex or not, neither if your hymen is “broken” or not. the hymen gets dilated, no ripped… For some people it hurts a lot, other dont feel a thing..
ghad whats up with stupid people
Thia, a doctor can tell if it’s still intact or not, but you’re right not everyone feels pain, and it’s not only sexual penetration that can “break” it… i think… apparently riding a bike, other forms of excercise, or dancing could do the trick
soup, word, ee… you couldn’t have taken your nothing-to-do-with-anyone-else-but-lets-hog-up-the-public-forum-and-steal-bianca’s-thunder conversation somewhere else? i’m not annoyed as much as I am dissapointed that soup’s starting to go downhill, esp in these post slimjaz days
Ok, so both Hayden and Bianca said some really nasty things. While not condoning Hayden trashes Bianca at the start, he did just find out she was breaking up with him via Facebook, so he deserves a little bit of leniency on the spiteyness. If what Bianca said wasn’t true, then it’s even more of a dick move on her part.
If what Hayden said *was* true, and she’s taking 20 hours then complaining about him “partaking” and playing video games, then I would say she’s the self-centered one, not him. It seems people are quick to criticize him and say he’s expecting her to be at his beck and call while she’s trying to better herself. From what he said, it seems like it’s the other way around. It seems like while she’s doing massive amounts of schoolwork, he’s enjoying the college lifestyle, and she’s upset with him that he’s not attending to her while she’s busy.
@Shipoopi How do you figure she is breaking up with him via FaceBook? You clearly tell Hayden already knows all the resons for the break up and she just changed her status after the event happend.
I am a guy, I play alot of video games and I know sometimes we can go overboard with the amount of time we spend in our virtual world and we have all gotten speachs about playing Halo etc. So I know the strain it can put on a relationship, especialy when the other partner spends her time trying to pursure her dreams while he just sits around and smokes up.
how do you know he knew beforehand? I took it as they had fought about that before and he figured that was why she had broken up with him. I’m not criticizing her for following her dreams, but since when does smoking pot and playing video games preclude someone from pursuing higher things? Case in point: the President of the United States, he readily admits inhaling, says it was the point, and I’m sure he’s played some frogger or some such in his time.
I mean we don’t really know what preceded it, it’s altogether possible I have it all wrong, that’s just what I took from it. I just felt like mentioning that I didn’t really see a connection between her taking 20 hours and him being selfish, or her pursuit of her studies and his pursuit of happiness.
@ Shipoopi don’t get me wrong bro I do not know the real situation either.
But this just feels like a classic case of “You are a bum, get up get showered! and please for gods sakes do not bring the controller to the bathroom”
Oh and I am not saying pot stops anybody from pursuing higher life standards, but when the stoner is not the one trying to advance their career they can have a negative effect on people who are a bit more “stressed out”.
taking time for schoolwork is smart not selfish. So what should she do Shipoopi, sit around and play all day like he does? Because that pays the bills right? I would also dump a guy that didn’t support me trying to make a name for myself.
We don’t know what he does for a living but it really sounds like they have different priorites. I’m siding with BucketOfScuzz on this.
You missed my point. I never said it was selfish of her to do schoolwork. What I said was that from him saying “sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you” it seemed like maybe she was expecting him to just sit around with or around her while she did work.
This has gotten out of hand, all I was trying to say was that people seemed to demonize him just for partaking and playing video games, that if she was upset about him doing stuff other than sit around bored while she was doing work then she was selfish, and that both of them said some dumb stuff that didn’t need to be broadcast.
I was in no way attacking her for taking classes or trying to prop him up if those two leisure activities are *all* he was doing.
Oh, and btw, people do pay the bills by doing that, it’s just not many
biancashymen, you say ‘post slimjayz days’ as if you’ve always been here, yet think it’s new that word, ee, Soup etc are having a normal conversation?
Just to clarify, I’m not complaining about you guys, (while some people get stupidly annoyed with it, I love the friendliness here as compared to other places online) just wondering how biancashymen has managed to be here so long and never seen it happen before… hell slimjayz (where is that guy? ) used to get involved with ‘em too.
IMissBen, no a doctor cant see whether or not a girl have had sex or not…the reason of that is because everyone are different down there, and as i said, nothing gets ripped open, it just get widener. end of discussion
BucketOfScuzz, meh didnt miss the point. Just had to make it clear that she had lame comebacks. not that his were any better, though! (:
I don’t know if I’m wrong in this, or if Hayden’s lying or what, but when I first read it I just took it as Bianca had been studying/working non-stop, and then going mental at Hayden for not spending any time with him, because he said ‘good luck finding a guy who will do nothing but sit around waiting for you’. Looked to me like Bianca broke the news to him by changing the status on Facebook, he got annoyed that she was always mad he wasn’t there waiting for her all the time, so he insulted the sex, and she retaliated and they’re both pathetic little kids.
Because of reasons I’m assuming in my illness-riddled brain.
@BritishHobo and @Shipoopi I’m the one who submitted the entry so I wanted to add to the HaydenBianca saga
Bianca did not break up with him over Facebook. She broke up with him the day before, he was just mad she made it public.
Bianca and Hayden were BOTH doing loads of coursework for uni towards engineering degrees but a few weeks ago Hayden suddenly decided to drop out of university after three years towards his degree. But he’s not a BIG douche bag, just a “tiny” one lol
@Thia actually depending upon the hymen (as you said everyone is different), sometimes it must be ripped/punctured for there to be any penetration. And if it is your first time and you haven’t used toys, etc. and you are with a well-endowed guy, yeah, trust me, it can rip.
“Actually, there are a lot of black people in Worcester”
So which worcester would you be talking about then? If it’s Worcester in the UK, which i was assuming it was (hey: my mistake if so) then a quick fact-check from Wikipedia states that the honour ‘largest ethnic minority in Worcester’ falls squarely on the shoulders of the Pakistanis, who make up a massive, culture-changing 1.3% of the population. Hence my “pfffft”.
In fact, a further nose round Wikipedia shows that the page “Worcester (disambiguation)” is full of many Worcesters from all over the world. The reference to the “stop and shop” perhaps makes it most likely to be Worcester, Massachusetts – but then my knowledge of Massachusetts, and ‘Stop & shop’ itself, is based pretty much entirely on the lyrics to “Roadrunner”.
Does it matter though? Shit still stinks. The depressing, “blak ppl commitin crime lol” tone of the above just bummed me out a little, that’s all – along with the tacit approval of lamebook itself. but i’ll shut upp now anyway, coz there’ll probably be a picture of someone vomming along pretty soon anyway. “LOL”!!