The top two post were mediocre at best.. I should really start submitting if you guys thought those were hilarious as that is they type of conversation that happens within my friends pages everyday.. The last one did make me giggle.. soo.. JASON FTW!
@ Mnic See that’s what has me worried, that spasmodic vocalizing is a clear sign and just for your information uncontrolled muscular twitches is another warning sign…… just don’t get on a bus or you might wind up on youtube.
@Mnic Good point, i think i was just in denial, i didn’t want to believe that you were so far gone that your fingers have started typing full sentences without you realizing it. I guess there’s no hope
@ Mnic I’m just assuming you mistook your dad’s supply of LSD for multivitamins today but either way I’ll bite, i could use some amusement. How painfull will Kiwi’s death be? i want a hospital’s 1-10 scale assessment.
@Adamn -Death will not come to Kiwi any time soon so I will not be able to answer that question. But for your amusement I will direct this Horoscope to Kiwi “When asked where you see yourself in five years, refrain from laughing wildly, crying suddenly, and jumping clear out of a nearby window.”
@Anonisgayisgay -(don’t take this personally, it’s just business) “People will come from miles around to seek your wisdom on all manner of things, which is proof that people will do anything for a good laugh.”
@Rush Limbaugh -”You can learn a lot by putting yourself in another person’s shoes. Go the extra mile and put yourself in their clothes, their delicate hosieries, and their intoxicating undergarments.”
@sosr thanks for the invite but i prefer the company of women, but good for you for taking initiative, i’m sure there is a burly guy out there just waiting for a saucy little fruit topping like yourself.
Is it just me who had the name T.J. Hooker pop into my head when I read Damon’s comment. Lame I know, and strange considering I’ve never seen it, but all the same it popped up.
@misanthropic4u I just made a ‘win’ comment similar to these ones, it is quite regular on facebook. Shall I submit my own joke to Lamebook?
@57 TheDonMega12 – That reminds me of the real estate firm that used to advertise around where I live, called L.J. Hooker. The ad with the little girl saying “thankyou Mr Hooker!” always made me giggle.
@Anitalaff -I can think of a number of places I wouldn’t stick mine. Here are a few examples; cigarette lighter, mini guillotine, anywhere near a snapping turtle (Zombie kid might though), in between a closing door, Oprah, a fish tank with piranhas, a toaster, your mom, etc.
The list could go on and on.
@wordpervert -I have no idea… he seems like a total douche but has a very similar sense of humor as mine. All I know is that sparring with him is entertaining if nothing else. I only come onto Lamebook to kill time while at work.