“Jonny (Jonathan Samuel) Dorey has been missing since March 2nd and we’re very worried. He is a British exchange student at VCU in Richmond, Virginia. He lives in the GRC dorms and his bike is missing. He hasn’t been to classes, his phone’s been off for days and he hasn’t been in contact with us for days.
He’s been reported to the VCU police as a missing person and any info you have would be greatly appreciated. Thanks so much for your help!”
Please refer the facebook link to everyone you know and who knows, maybe someone has seen him, or maybe one of your friends friends has seen him, so send it out there! Please excuse the un-intentional attempt at spam. But this is important!
I don’t care if the words are more profound than Shakespeare, Confucious, Ghandi and Churchill put together, if ever I start quoting Hannah Montana (and posting it as my Facebook status, no less)I give you permission to put a bullet in my head.
First I’ve heard someone complaining that a guy won’t dance. I’m assuming that the status is about a specific person, because it never fucking isn’t. And if she wants this supposed person so much anyway, why the hell does it matter if he dances or not?
BritishHobo: Jumping to stupid conclusions and then ranting on them pointlessly.
Oh, and he likes Hannah Montana, the little baby.
Well. The one about dancing is pretty fuckin’ lame…but I know where she’s coming from kiiinda. I dated this dude who would never ever ever ever dance. So when we were out with our friends and we all were dancing he’d be in the corner moping and it’d be awkward.
Odd about the dancing one. Men ask to dance with me. I accept with the offer of a drink. I take the drink and leave. They never get any. =)
I’d probably guess that Matt lad tried the rohypnol idea. He seems like the type. You know. Desperate.
Eh, they don’t have to dance well, just dance for fun. And I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it when a random dude comes up to me in a bar and starts grinding on my ass… that is NOT what I am talking about. So yeah, dancing is NOT a way to pick up chicks. It’s just fun to do when you already have them. The end.
I’m cracking up so hard at Meaghan. She’s a good friend of mine, no she isn’t a vet, she was found a stud for her dog and was breeding them! As soon as I saw the blurry picture with her name, I was like, “Ahhh!! Is that Meg?!” Sure enough, I checked out her FB and it was one of her statuses from Sunday :p
Hahaha! Omg.. No, I am not into bestiality! HelloHustle is right, I was breeding my yorkie. Other breeders will know that sometimes you have to assist so the female doesn’t injure the male. Sadly, I got dog juice on my arm and had an allergic reaction. LOL. I think next time I’ll wear a biohazard suit!
a roofie slang for the coolest guy there. the leader. it comes from Rufio, the leader of the lost boys during peter pan’s absence in the movie Hook with dustin hoffman and robin williams and julia roberts.
Bryan, sadly for you, I have never been in contact with a dog’s penis. My female jumped onto me after they were done breeding and some of the grossness leaked out onto my arm. “Assisting” means that I held her still during the act.