God I get turned on by women in their 30s who still have acne and use words like ‘awesometastic’. Does anyone know if she is single, and if she is into crying during intercourse in taco bell bathroom stalls? if so please give her my home address.
Emma missed out on a catch up there, he’s bold, daring and enjoys word combinations like cannibal holocaust (I assume this means he also uses nonsense combinations like ‘zombie revolution’) and he has a parent who signs her facebook messages as ‘mumsy’. That door will close fast, a guy like that doesn’t stay single long.
#1-That is seriously disgusting. Any one who would tattoo that on their body is sick.
#2-I agree. Posing next to dead people is weird. She is almost smiling.
#3-haha I didnt get that until I looked at that link. Thats funny.
The first one is a nice tattoo, if you’re into those kinds of movies. Maybe on his back he can get “I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave.”
It looks more like Awesome Angela is sniffing the dead man. Why the hell is he being buried in his golf shirt? Guess he wanted one. Maybe Angela thinks this picture will help her score with the cute goth boy down the hall.
I wish the dog was shitting on the shirt instead of just laying there. No, I wish the dog was shitting on Vick himself. No, I wish the dog ripped off and ate Vick’s genitalia and then shit the remains into Vick’s mouth. Fuck Michael Vick.
The most disturbing thing about the tattoo is the feet, massive clodhopping size 15 flotillas’ like that do not belong on a woman.
Of course if I were a Cannibal i would probably look for women with large feet as that would mean more meat…carry on as you were… I now understand the sophisticated symbolism inherent in what initially looked look a foot drawn by 5 year old kid with special needs.
In reference to the 1st one, is it a Cannibal Holocaust (as in, a Holocaust perpetrated by Cannibals, which would be very, very bad) or is it a Cannibal Holocaust (as in a Holocaust of Cannibals, which I have to say sounds OK to me)? Pretty important difference I feel.
Also, as well as the clown feet, her legs appear to be twice the length of her upper body, which suggests that as well as being good eating, this oversized lady would have been a pretty fast runner.
These were all pretty good. The dog one made me laugh.
I don’t think it’s creepy or disrespectful to pose with a dead relative. It’s that last memory you will have of that person, so why not make a photo? Her douchebag grin is what’s offensive to me.
As for the first one…I’m glad to know that it’s in reference to a film. He’s still a moron though. Jesus Christ, I could never look twice at a man with a tat like that.
1. Dude deserves to be stabbed repeatedly then eaten by the next serial killer cannibal.
2. Some of you people are so stupid. Obviously “mumsy” is not from America. She’s like British, but I could be wrong.
3. Loved the Vick one! That was pretty funny.