Monday, July 12, 2010

A Few PhoDohs

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  1. first?

  2. bollywood_rocks83

    Damn it! Beat by a minute!

  3. bollywood_rocks83

    And I just noticed this but it says 4:03 pm. What time zone is Lamebook using?

  4. I just solidified my uncoolness. Ha, suck it everyone sitting there pushing refresh all day!

  5. I don’t get the second one?

  6. The Twilight zone.

  7. Oops, David.

  8. LMFAO @ David.

  9. I feel like the first one is a fake…but I can’t help but giggle. I question my humor.

  10. Don’t cell phone bars go the other way? So then number 2 isn’t really like that.

  11. glitterandtrauma

    Wow! That’s harsh.

  12. Damn It! I wish I thought to use the bear one on my tests when I was younger! and David is feeling stoopid right now!

  13. What’s harsh?

  14. @9 – i think #1 is either a pic from or they were trying to do the same sort of thing (and not very well)

  15. glitterandtrauma

    @FuckMustard saying the kid with down syndrome looks stoned.

  16. Thanks glitter I thought that’s what you were talking about but I just wanted to check. A little lightheaded today so can’t seem to think straight.

  17. MsBuzzkillington


  18. David, I feel you, ok. I’ve asked women when they were due, and more than once it turned out they were just fat. I think we’ve all had awkward moments like yours.

  19. @DJenna – hmmm good call.

    @word – So that was you? I didn’t eat for a whole 2 hours after that.

  20. I screwed up again the other day at work asking that very question of a colleague. Turns out she’s just been enjoying too much of a good thing. I need to ask around more before going in with a such a risky question.

  21. glitterandtrauma

    @word I have also done that, as well as calling a man ‘sir’ and it turning out just to be a really butch woman.

  22. I’ve done that too, G&T. And I should be right on to that one, as I’ve a lot of lesbians in my circle.

  23. Looks like Mr. Bourne fails math and art. Wonder if his first name is Jason? No reason, just curious.

  24. Wow, how very awkward for David.
    By the way, what’s with the wordpress image when you log in? Is that their way of stopping multiple profiles under the same name?

  25. What? Little kids with down’s syndrome don’t get high?

  26. Oh and welcome back word, good to see you commenting again.

  27. Haha #1 brings back memories of AP Calc in hs. We had to take that damn AP test at like 7am…bump that noise. I just drew on all the ?s. I one of them was abt particle movement and it asked when the particle moved ‘left.’ So i drew an elephant and wrote “The particle cannot move left, there is an elephant in the way”

    I got a 1. lol

  28. The bear one is cute.

    I’ve been mistaken for a bloke in the past, but then I am 6’4″. Thing is though, it’s never when I had short hair and was dressing androgynously, only when I was looking pretty femme. Odd.

  29. #1. ADD all the way
    #2. This reminds me of my penis growth chart. Only bigger…
    #3. Down syndrome is no excuse for a child getting high.

  30. last three comments very funny.

    pat on the back guys and gals.

    i love my lamebook. :-)

  31. @alord (can I call you alord?)

    It’s even better now word’s back.

    Hurrah for wordpervert!

  32. mwnci (can i call you mwnci?) ((maybe we should take this araf))

    yes, you can call me alord, lord, slumsy, herr schlumen etc. it also probably wouldn’t take much sleuthing to work out my real name. unfortunately the stone of gulganeth doesn’t work on me. you need the magical refracting mirror of zaracek.

    it’s great now word’s back, correct. it’s like augustus asked ovid back from exile so the golden age can begin again. don’t let her head get too big though – then it’d be completely out of proportion with her svelte, sexy, nubile figure. :D

    mwnci, have you ever thought about joining a basketball team? or brutalising a sexual partner?

  33. doesn’t mean the kid wasn’t stoned

  34. mwnci, I think your definition of femme is a bit off if people still thought you were a guy.

  35. also, @bollywood if you ever come round, I thought you could set up your own timezones but if not they’re running on central standard or GMT – 06:00.

  36. @ mwnci: You can always do like me and cal him whatever you like. Ass pirate, meat stick pounder, and fag bag are all acceptable.

  37. call* man my spelling is atrocious tonight.

  38. For goodness sake, David. How DARE you not know he had down syndrome. You’re so repulsive!! Work on your mind reading skills, you bitch!

  39. You can clearly tell by the picture the kid had down syndrome.

  40. @meribell I totally agree. Just going by that picture, every little kid I know has down syndrome, so it’s freaking obvious!! ESPECIALLY if you’ve never seen someone with down syndrome before!! Like, what the fuck David. What. The. Fuck.

  41. fred, chrissake, you couldn’t tell that kid had down’s? where you been living – the third reich?

  42. Oh I give up! Can anybody see my comments? # 36 and #42.

  43. @alordslums hey, you’ve been stalking me? How’d you know I lived there? Also, just sticking up for David. The kids obviously got downs, just think Mia’s taking too much for granted to assume that people aren’t going to give the kid the benefit of the doubt – I’ve thought someone had down syndrome before when the didn’t, thanks to a bad photo. I’m wishing I’D just said “How many did you smoke before THIS was taken?”.

    @HeSaidWhat. I can see your comments!

  44. Winner of the week award goes to Cristina – if Netflix hasn’t delivered your copy of Maid in Manhattan yet and CBS is showing another fucking rerun of CSI: Miami, then why not pass the time by cracking open a wine cooler and going on to Facebook to comment on pictures that were posted four months ago?

    Oh, and the kid might not be stoned but the lion on his shirt sure is. Look at those eyes…

  45. Would everyone please stop kissing worpervert’s ass cheeks…
    I am sick and tried or reading “thanks word for coming back”…

  46. ha ha dad

  47. that’s the worst bear i’ve ever seen, and he’s doing a terrible job of hiding the question.

  48. Yoinks_Father, yeah I agree with you. My ass has a major workout in the kissing department the last couple of days, and while I do enjoy a gluteal smooch or two, a good gluteal slapping is more my speed.

    So please, don’t be gentle.

  49. And that Yoinks_Father is why we are all happy she is back!

  50. gluteal smooch. lol

  51. @Wordpervert, I would have obliged to slap your gluteal but I am allergic to fat ladies and the CO2 they emit every time they breathe in.

  52. dad, i’ve seen some of the skanks you bring home. stfu

  53. @ #3 wonder if Mia had permission to post up the pic of Jameson… looks to mr from background and whats being said she is his teacher rather than a caregiver…..

  54. Dear Yoink, there is a difference in banging one when you are horny then accepting/ being with one when you are desires have been met.

  55. dear dad, don’t care

  56. I like the bear on the maths test. I think things like that make the marker’s day. At least that is my experience when marking…
    I would give a point for being a smart ass.

  57. Am I the only one that notices yoink and yoink’ dad and “the artist are always around at the same time? Come on now people, it’s not that hard to see who has been pulling everybody’s middle leg.

  58. I have been lurking for a while now and love the comments section although have refrained from commenting due to my inferior wit. I had to post though and ask what the hell is going on with yoink? He has suddenly learned to spell, not to mention use grammar but worst of all he is no longer funny.

  59. As someone who has marked the EQAO test (the language portion, not the maths), I have to wonder who took the pic… the scorer (b/c it was funny), or the student (underachiever and proud of it)? That would be pretty risky for the scorer to do so, as it violates the NDA & they could lose their job marking, so maybe the student?

    I also like how the student erased & re-wrote their caption of the bear picture. Slacker-perfectionists are rare. As rare as a bear using Nair.

  60. Paranoid Android

    @57 (the one with awesome scrabble score)

    Best not to ask about the whole Yoink thing, it will literally blow your mind. I am, at this very moment, receiving therapy due to this episode.

  61. @Paranoid

    or it will just bore you to death

    also, lol at Jameson, he has too many chromis

  62. for the record, i am not the “original yoink” and nor was i this “fake yoink”
    someone, fuckmustard i think, said how to steal someone’s username, so i wanted to see if it worked. it did, but i never changed it back and hadn’t logged in for a few days. so now i am stuck with this name, thanks to some change at wordpress.

  63. T’wasn’t me…

  64. okay, then. doesn’t matter. i only created an account because of the whole yoink shit storm, logged in once and never commented. finally, i logged in again less than 24 hours ago.
    so yeah, i think i’ll just go back to not commenting and instead merely reading the thoughts of a bunch of self-congratulating elitists who, for some reason, are experts on what is or is not having a life.


  65. Ghost_of_George_Steinbrenner


  66. @chiiro

    Bit late this, but here goes… My point was that when I was looking butch, no-one mistook me for a bloke, despite the fact that I was skinny and had no tits. When I wasn’t looking butch (i.e. long hair, make-up, glitter, skirts/dresses), I’d be mistaken for a bloke.

    Doesn’t happen any more, cos now I’m a fat bastard and I have tits. Hurrah!

  67. hahaha, yoink’s apparently threatening to take his ball and go home

    butthurt much?

  68. On the subject of mistakenly assuming a fat woman is pregnant – I was having the same conversation with a friend today. Someone she works with walked up to her, rubbed her stomach, and asked “When are you due?” Fair play to the girl, she just replied “Nah, I’m just fat” but seriously – why would you do that?

    David’s foot is wedged firmly in mouth, but at least he wasn’t more personal. Commenting a kid looks stoned isn’t so bad on the grand scale of things. I’ve commented on a really horrendously ugly child only to find out it’s one of my best friend’s nieces (although she wasn’t sure if it was her niece or nephew – that side of the family are referred to as the apes)

  69. Mr. Bourne couldn’t answer that question? Seriously?

  70. What’s the point of blurring out a Down Syndrome kid’s eyes? We KNOW what they look like.

  71. it’s to hide their identity, asshole.

  72. They don’t care about anyone knowing their identity if they got DS.

  73. Downies all look the same, there no use in covering up they identity.

  74. Theres* Their* The fuck…?

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