Tuesday, June 1, 2010

A Few PhoDohs

previous post: Watchoo Talkin’ Bout, Lamebook? (Part 2)



  1. i dont get the last one… also BEN!

  2. hang on i get it now, man im slow..

  3. we’ve seen worst tattoos but yeah that one does look like shit.
    what’s wrong with the last picture?

  4. Pic 2, The guy in green is way worse than Precious.

    Pic3, So what? He’s got a nice arm.

  5. Ohhh I see it now!

  6. The last one has a girl dancing with cardboard.

  7. I’m pretty sure that on the last pic, it’s Taylor Lautner aka twiwerewolf… This thing won’t die.

  8. It is Taylor Lautner and that picture is pathetic.

  9. Pic 6: Oh, and by the look of that skanky top on that chick and her adoring eyes, Cardboard-Taylor has a real chance of scoring. Although his eyes are saying: “Kill me now.”

  10. @wordpervert: a nice arm and what appears to be a premature baby.

  11. He’s a little one, dc, that’s for sure.

  12. # one is funny
    #2 is funny and saved by the comment about precious. Otherwise it would be yet another picture of someone pissing themselves.
    #3 I don’t know…it is cute or is it tacky? The baby’s body looks funny for some reason.
    # 4 hilarious. That kid has an expression on his face that totally matches his shirt.
    #5 who cares? I’m sick of seeing this shit.

  13. awww I like the baby on the arm one

  14. I’m pretty creeped out by 3. Plus it scares me… what if that baby had fallen?

    I love the comment on 2.

    And I thought going to prom alone was as bad as it got. Now I know it can get worse.

  15. btw what’s funny about the Precious one… think I am missing the joke…

  16. in the baby one you can see the guys other arm (an tip of his finger on the babys back) holding him up… don’t know why I have decided the baby is a him…

  17. The baby is not strange looking, just little, and people take pics like these all the time with their newborns. It’s like, whatever.
    The dad looks ok in this one, unlike others we’ve seen.

  18. The girl in 3 looks a lot like the girl who played in the movie Precious. I think it’s pretty lame when big girls wear sexy halloween costumes and subject my poor eyes to that, but the person’s comment was good.

  19. Something about the dad being shirtless wierds me out about the baby one. And I know the baby is actually stabilized on his arm, but the thought of the baby falling is still there. I get nervous about my own baby maybe falling even when he’s in a perfectly safe spot.

  20. Isn’t cardboard boy that Twilight guy?

  21. It’s just a piece of cardboard to me.

  22. ahh I’ve never heard of that film, makes sense now though!

    I thought the girl dancing with the cardboard cut out was bad but there’s actually a guy holding it up for her, how bad must he want to bed the girl to walk around holding a cardboard cut of out Taylor Lautner… still she would actually prefer to dance with cardboard!

  23. MsBuzzkillington

    The dad is holding the baby with his other hand. He is being cautious. Also, he has a great body. I enjoyed that picture very much.

    The picture where the two are dressed up.. I am confused about why she is pulled his skirt thing towards her. Is she hiding his hard on or something? I can’t seem to connect the dots.

    Yeah.. I think what’s worse about the cardboard cut out picture, is the dude standing behind it. He is her real date, but just there to move the cutout around for her. “Sure you can be my date, just have to carry around Taylor for me and pretend to be him.”

  24. I like the one with arm/baby…the dad looks so happy too, it’s really cute. That last one is for shame.

  25. I haven’t seen it either. I saw the previews and they looked depressing so I didn’t bother.

    He’s holding T.L. up?
    Can you imagine how the conversation went with those 2 in the last photo?

    B-”Would you go to prom with me?”
    G-”Only if you hold a cardboard cutout of Taylor Lautner the whole time.”
    B-”Well ok, but you have to put out.”
    G-”Sure, but I’ll be picturing Jacob while I’m with you. If I make growly noises don’t be alarmed.”

  26. I love the arm/baby one. It’s adorable. I’m stealing it for my next baby.

  27. His arm just makes that baby look reeeally skinny….
    (or maybe I haven’t seen enough babies….balanced on pumped guns…)

  28. What is the green guys costume? And what is she grabbing?

    The baby one is cute. I’m sure his other had is holding the baby on the side, at least I’m hoping so. I see no lame.

    When my son was younger he had a shirt (that daddy bought) that said “I tore mommy a new one”, we’re a sick family.

    And… That’s one shitty tattoo!

  29. I think he’s dressed as some sort of harem elf.

  30. How do you explain to your kids that you went to the prom with a cardboard cutout??? Just thinking ahead…

  31. that tattoo… is it on top of the guys head?

  32. if she keeps on dating cardboard I don’t see many kids in her future anyway lol

  33. …There has to be something else in the past that has inspired the kind of ridiculousness that Twilight inspires. This cannot be the first generation to take it this far, can it?

  34. oooooooooooooooh I just enlarged the fancy dress photo… sad I know… but it says “Rub Me” on the bottom of his costume… he’s supposed to be a genie in a lamp, I think she is pretending to rub his cock!

  35. Seriously, you named your baby Payne? God dammit.

  36. wasn’t there a picture of a girl with a rob pattinson cardboard cutout earlier? Is this her friend?

  37. or her nemesis!

  38. sadly, i lived where #1 was taken. not an uncommon happening in ocean city, md.

  39. rockinghorsefly

    #3 is really lame “I’m pretending this is a pic of my baby, but I really wanted you to see my guns.”

  40. @numnum whilst your genie theory (rubbing his cock) is quite possible, I actually thought the she trying to show the piss on his costume. Your theory is funnier though.

  41. precious is about 100lbs heavier than that girl.

  42. we can hope it’s piss and not that she has already rubbed too hard!

  43. Exploding Minx

    In the last pic, I don’t think that is a cardboard cutout, but more likely THE actual Taylor Lautner. This assumption is based purely on the “acting ability” I have seen in the trailers for all the Twilight movies.

  44. Exploding Minx

    Also, I’m pretty sure man in #2 is a genie coming out of a lamp (the lamp being the gold thing that Nurse Precious is holding).

  45. 1) Lonely and desperate guy. The world has too many of those.

    2) Robert, there are more pressing questions……

    3) Don’t see anything wrong here, at least wrong enough to be on LB.

    4) Payne is his middle name and Max is his first, right? RIGHT??

    5) I approve of Jarra’s post.

    6) Oh, we definitely haven’t seen many of these girls…

  46. Desolation Row

    The First one is hilarious :D

  47. CommentsAtLarge

    As a friend of cardboard cut-out girl, wouldn’t you find a nice way of telling her to re-think the idea before she ends up “that wierd girl from prom” for the rest of her life?

  48. 6… please don’t be real. I mean… normally I could use it to rant on the fucking disturbing obsession people have with Twilight, but… honestly… this one just makes me sad :(

  49. @CommentsAtLarge: I know if I was her friend I’d be genuinely worried for her. I’m not just sitting here insulting here like ‘oh you’re a Twilight fan so you’re wrong in the head’, but… I would be worried.

  50. WHO is Ben?

  51. No 1. I wonder if he got confused when asked by police to blow into this. I don’t really see why its so lame, it ma be a group of kids doing it for a laugh.
    Oh I have a lamp you can rub, I wont tell you where I keep it.

  52. What kind of selfish asshole names their child Payne? That’s fuckin stupid. Why not Charlie? or something normal.

  53. It’s actually a very traditional name. However, if you take Julia Sugarbaker’s word for it, they’re named Payne for the way their mothers felt during labor.

  54. Aw, pic number three is cute!

  55. mymomruinedfacebook

    LOL ftw Jarra! He/She said exactly what I was thinkin before I could even say it. “Wow. Looks like shit.” Amazing

  56. hahaha I love that that the kids name is Payne. Just to add to the amusement of his shirt and angry little face.

  57. I’m pretty sure that the guy in photo #1 got pulled over because his vehicle was just attacked by the pink Power Ranger.

  58. Oh, and the dude with the baby on his gun is a douchenozzle and anyone who thinks that that is cute is a douchenozzle as well.

  59. That baby should’ve peed on that guy’s gun. :)

  60. I haven’t been on this foreverrr and decided to log on to show some love for the Precious comment. Precious jokes are my favourite… probably because I haven’t seen the movie so I can’t feel like a total ass about it.
    Also, Payne is definitely being added to my list of names I hate list right next to Teagan and Keagan.

  61. So when did balancing babies on body parts become cute? Every time I do it I end up on another sex offender registry.

  62. @ Soup I really hope you’re going to pay for my hospital bill when I split something from laughing at one of your comments.

  63. rockinghorsefly

    @soup – good call. You make me laugh. Unless you’re serious, then it’s just wrong.

  64. Payne actually isn’t that wierd a name and that kid is going to be the one beating up the kid named Charlie
    And my theory on the Taylor cut out (I’m praying this is right) it was just at the prom maybe for the theme and she though it would be funny to dance with him

  65. Paranoid Android

    Pic 3 – Check out the thigh muscle on that baby plus it looks dead, just sayin’.

  66. Chinchillazilla

    When you say “Hey, check out these babies” it is not supposed to involve real babies.

  67. Walter Sobchak

    Yuummmyyy, that nurse can change my position as to prevent bedsores anytime!!

  68. I think the baby one looks weird because that’s not a normal position for a baby that young. They reflexively still flex their elbows and knees when they’re sleeping. I’m staring at it wondering how the hell they got the baby to dangle its appendages like that.
    And Aladdin there has one of those cheap costumes for frat boys where the entire purpose of the costume is “hurr hurr i has a giant dick isn’t that FUNNY!!!”

  69. Pic #3: That guy is a huge douche and the baby is gross. It’s like a cadaver baby… it’s all rigid and wrinkled… *gag*

  70. the baby appears to be a preemie. my friend’s baby was two pounds at birth and barely 4 pounds a month later, and her skin looked loose like this. but don’t blame the baby for the bad photo — it was the father’s apparent douchey-ness :)

  71. Yeah, I’m of the opinion that number 3 is creepy.

    Not because the baby is a preemie.

    Not even because the hanging limbs are creepy or the pose is bizarre (although those last two are clearly true). No, it is creepy because it is yet another nauseating not-even-very-good, waste-of-whatever-you-paid-for-it studio shot pasted all over Facebook by smug parents using their baby as an excuse to whip out their flabby belly (you’re not even showing yet!) or flex their muscles (douchebag alert!).

  72. The last pic reminds me of a pic on fail blog, but with edward, not jacob.

  73. I would love to balance myself on that guy’s arm

  74. rebarbativebecc

    I feel sorry for the last one’s poor date who had to put a piece of cardboard in front of himself and move it around.

  75. angel on the sideline

    aww imagine the cardboard babies she might have after her school dance, silly cow

  76. I really like that pic with the baby on the daddy’s arm. That is the best daddy/baby pic I have seen (and very cute Daddy if I may say so).

  77. Taylor isn’t even properly dressed for the prom… how tacky!

  78. I can’t believe I missed these before. 1,3,4,5 are pretty funny. I wished somebody would put a blow up doll on their car here in Hobart. 3 really is lame. 4 is wrong. 5 Jarra is classic, haha.

  79. there have been a few blowup dolls at H2O in ocean city. whoever submitted that is my hero.

  80. In the second one the guy is a genie, and the bottom of his costume is the lamp. She is holding up the spout part.

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