And whiskey, thank YOU for being first. If I see “STEVER!” first one more time I am going to punch a baby. Who the hell calls himself “Stever” anyway? Sounds like a propeller head with a hygiene deficiency and bad case of carpal tunnel from chronic masturbation.
Who here uses “unfriend?” I like “defriend.” Opinions?
I want to make my own list of reasons, but then not defriend them and see if they take the initiate. “I feel bad for raping you.” “You don’t feel bad for raping me.” “Your pee tastes funny.” “Because I really fucking hate you and this is the only way I can express that.” “Shit-stained bra.”
If the FDA ever bans roofies I will start a statutory!
I’m glad Dalton didn’t refer to “The Human Centipede.” Shit-eating scene aside, it wasn’t all that enjoyable.
yep, they’ve banned 4 lokos and joose here in Cali, not that i care cause i think they’re gross. but people who die from drinking them, well, i’ll just say i don’t think the world is missing anything.
michael’s a twat… do you really need to give a list of stupid-ass reasons for unfriending people? just unfriend them, if it’s that important to you that the person know why, send them a message. you’re not funny michael, you’re an ass.
Who the hell wants to put that evil poison in your system?? It is addictive, hinders the adsorption of almost all vitamins and minerals in your body, causes premature aging, is bad for the liver….and alcohol is not that great for you either.
It’s really not a big deal, there is a simple solution.
Step 1: purchase a large amount of your favorite strong alcoholic beverage
Step 2:purchase a large amount of energy drinks
Step 5: die of alcohol poisoning.
Now those who are too stupid to realize they are dying of alcohol poisoning can continue to do so in peace.