I would like to welcome everyone here today to the Vaginal Decathlon. Our first event will be the Pencil Hold. You’ve got 30 seconds to get your nipples erect before balancing the pencils. Ready….. go!
Event 2 is the Hammer toss. Everyone, please insert the SMALLER end of the hammer (I cannot stress this enough) into your vaginas. You must kegally hold them there for 30 seconds, before beginning your spin/toss. Up first, Julia Louis Dreyfus.
Events 3 through 10 are variations of Event 2… except the “hands free pickle jar opening” event and the “endurance hold”.
# one has so many things wrong with it, it makes me sick.
Picture in the corner, guy that wet his pants, a room so dirty I’m surprised there isn’t a rat walking by on the carpet, plastic wanna be curtains and the fact Rachelle doesn’t know which one is the baby’s daddy. How awful.