That’s the problem with kids today. No responsibility. After I nut, I put that hate right where it belongs: Myself.
Take some goddamn ownership of your shitty sexual choices. She’s got a harelip? Pretend it’s Joaquin Phoenix and you’re going through an experimental phase. Her snatch looks like a juniper bush? Finish up, harvest some berries, and make some gin. Contemplate your place in the world while drinking your martini. That’s what a man would do.
I’m kinda confused by the message the first one is trying to send? Are all those boobies supposed to be from eating Salad Rolls at Mickey D’s? I’m pretty sure if my double D’s came from anything, it would be the crack-like sweet and sour sauce. Just saying.
Why hasn’t McDonald’s jumped all over this? I mean, are they gonna promise eating their salad rolls will give you big boobs? I cannot wait for the commercials!
I work in the McDonald’s marketing department. You say you got your double D breasts from one of our products? I would love to feature you in an upcoming promotion. Please send a description and photo of said breasts.
I would be glad to send pics of my Sweet and Sour Sauce Double D’s. Would you like me to include pics of my Chicken Nugget Thunder Thighs and Egg Mcmuffin Beyonce butt? I can include some of my MigMac Belly Rolls, Quarter Pounder Bat Wings and Love my Filet o Fish Love-Handles. Let me know what you’d be most interested in…
(PS- yes, I recognize that this is a blatant ripoff of the Subway commercials, but I did refrain from outright stealing “badonkadonk butt.” Even though I use it in daily conversation.)
Ben was someone whose self-righteousness got a fair number (most?) of the Lamebook commenters to start mocking him. I believe it started when he went off on someone posting ‘first’ and then went ahead and did it himself the following update or day. It has now become a general insult on Lamebook.
“____ is Frodo” sprang up from a Facebook post featured here that has been subsequently removed. You can get the gist of it by checking the entry “A Failed Group Effort” on January 14, 2010 and starting from comment 22.
Hope that tides you over until someone else comes along with a better explanation.
Frodo: There was a post awhile back where two people were talking about which lord of the rings characters each person would be. By the end it was decided that 1) Frodo doesn’t have a pool and 2) Frodo is gay (and thus calling someone Frodo is the same as calling them gay).
Ben: He’s an angry poster that comes and goes from time to time. I don’t fully understand his relation to the “first” post in each thread, but I often see that instead of “first”, people put “ben” or “not ben” or something like that. I think maybe he used to put “first” a lot? I don’t know. He’s just an angry guy that is SOMETIMES funny. He also claims to be going to medical school even though his knowledge on herpes is INSANELY wrong.
@ Zoned: Didn’t mean to make you feel like I was jumping down your throat. I too was joking. I guess I’m going to have to start putting lol at the end of them. I know aboiut the whole running gag deal. I haven’t been on here to long, but long enough to pick up mon it and find it. I guess some people can’t handle my form of humor on here without me having to explain myself. From now on I will be a little more clear on subjects.