I’m sure it’s obvious, but just in case, here’s what Brown would have typed, if her keyboard wasn’t so “tricky”:
I feel depressed now that all of my friends are married and have kids and houses and all that jazz. However, I’m still at school (obviously failing out soon) and struggling (see? I told ya!). AND… AND I just have a boyfriend and a kid. Nexium is good facial moisturizer, btw. Back to me, though, the funny part is they keep calling me and telling me about their jobs and husbands, etcetera. I hope you all know that by “funny”, I’m being sarcastic, since it’s obviously not funny to me. And I hate my kid.
I love that Brown’s so peed off that everybody else has husbands and kids while ALL SHE HAS is just a boyfriend and kid. Like ‘oh, I don’t really love em, but I would if I was legally the partner of my boyfriend.’
And didn’t get Joe’s until I read KayCee’s comment. But now I like xD
I get that Adam’s comment on joining the group “I’ve Never Seen A Pregnant Chinese Lady” was funny, but I don’t get the reason behind forming the group in the first place. Can someone explain, or does the phrase “pregnant Chinese lady” have some new meaning that I need to look up on urban dictionary?
Here’s a perfect way to test the power of Lamebook. The teacher one has only got about 150 fans. I joined (assuming and hoping that the title was a deliberate mistake) and a couple of my mates joined without prompting. Will anyone else join to see if it snowballs?
It dates back to the early days of rice farms in the mostly agricultural areas of the SW regions of the country.
First, the man lays on his back and the woman squats over him (like she’s giving birth to a baby in a field). Next the man calls her fat and the woman starts crying. THEN, she rides him while choking him and he punches her in the stomach over and over again.
Ohhhhhhh!!! Thanks for enlightening me bolly … or woody… or rocky Hmm… Now I’m more confused…
This is probably going to sound stupid (or naive) but whatever… Are these used by lesbians or something? If they are, why use it if they’re attracted to women only? If they’re trying to mimic the male-female interaction, I’m sure the real thing would feel better than whatever the strap thing is made from. Right?
@Monkey, there are any number of reasons why a man OR a woman might choose to use a strap-on, not the least of which is for lesbians to mimic male-female interaction. Sometimes men want to get fucked too, or use a strap-on himself for some DP action. Takes all kinds, ya know?