Really? She sounds like a real prude slicing. She should be grateful, you helped her relieve some tension AND reinforced her diet plan. This would never happen in my homeland. In Soviet Russia, office girls finger you.
Well, you know what they say, everything’s bigger in the motherland, and after the office does the fingering we can get one of them super-size spring scented douches and move into that ruskie sized snatch, bunkbeds and all. Whaddya say old chap? How ’bout a game of pin the tail on the clit for old times sake?