Oh wow. After lurking this site for MONTHS I just had to register for this… I hope with all my being that #6 is the real Suroor and that he will post regularly from now on. It will take the entertainment value of the comments section to a whole new level (not that it isn’t pretty entertaining already).
Come to think of it, it might be even funnier if it isn’t the real Suroor but just someone who has assumed his identity and will comment on every post with nuggets of wisdom such as this.
Fake Pages of myself r Not created by me in lamebook. i have only this single account. Fans do the rest of the work. As long as medicine is Not discovered for envy and jealousy and story makers r there, there will be fake pages of mine created by jobless trashes. Continue. Try stronger provoking comments. try your best against the best. But u can only bark looking at the star. My single hair wont move. No more time to comment on these silly things or for these poor fellows working for pennys daiy who cant imagine luxury. Anyway i am getting more girls requests with your help. Haha.. thanks envy Kiddy idiots. Bark.
@mcmunch I would call it a freaking piece of paper that keeps the pussy plungers batteries in place.
Rigging a vibrator to accept AAA batteries AND being proud of it. I mean rig the fucking thing to accept a 24v truck battery, or even better make it “green” and rig it to accept Michael J. Fox and you’ll never need batteries again. Pleasuring oneself is so much nicer if you don’t have to worry about your carbon footprint.