Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Few Psychos

previous post: It’s WINSday!

RELATED POSTS:


81 Comments

  1. BEN.

  2. Derek, if that’s all true, then it’s a pretty fucking amazing story.

    Note; mushrooms of the magic kind don’t mix well with schizophrenia, so tell her that next time.

    And yeah, most guys would have run for the hills if this was going on, but you stay?

    She give really good head or something?

  3. ummmm wow

  4. fucking derek posting in his own stuff. gay ass and probably fake

  5. wp: crazy chick, crazy sex.

    London needs to be told that “gender” is not the same as “species”.

  6. Derek left out the most important part of the story: Did he hit that or not? Seems like with that kind of paranoia combined with mushrooms, he could have just told her the government had implanted a tracking microchip in her vagina that could only be disabled by repeatedly ramming it with his penis. Should have been good for at least one night, as long as he hid all the knives and other sharp implements around the house first.

  7. And London, now you’re a whole new breed of crazy.

    I can’t even get my mind around what you’re talking about.

    But then again, it’s very early in the morning here, I’ll have some coffee, and have another crack at deciphering your madness.

  8. London needs to get laid.

  9. the last one….wow….

  10. captainbitchslap

    I swear I knew this girl, only with her paranoid schizophrenia and crystal meth did not mix well… Wondering if she lives in Jasper now.

  11. Wow, with the exception of one or two this was really a bunch of fuckin psychos.

  12. @8 Crimm I’m sure he’ll have lots of options after that status :)

    And Derek sounds like he’s not telling the entire story. There’s got to be a reason (beside his concern) as to why he keeps coming back…

  13. I wonder which of the 125 Lorna Hughes on Facebook Luciano is talking about …

  14. @europe_rocks: i was wondering if i was the only one who noticed that the name wasn’t blocked out. you should message all of them and let us know!

  15. Lamebook. Seriously. Remember last time you fucked up at blocking somebody’s last name on here? You know, how people tracked down the person in the Lamebook post and mocked/abused her? Remember the Facebook page aimed solely at mocking her?
    Remember how you banned every reference to her on your own comments pages?

    Remember?

    Now, I love Lamebook. But come on. Be mroe fucking wary, seriously.

  16. More, damn it.

    And London is crazy.

  17. Lamebook didnt censor Lorna’s last name.

  18. Jeez London, so much hate! I’m with Crimm on this one. Hell, I’ll even throw some dough in for a lady for hire for ya.

  19. Not only did Derek post his own stuff, he also left out that in his profile pic he’s dressed as a pirate. Or maybe it’s a pilgrim. But since he’s Canadian I am betting on pirate. And not a particularly fetching pirate. Like maybe he failed pirate school or something.

  20. “You and your weak-armed species”?

    First off, they’re not a species.
    Second, maybe if you stopped ragebating over Erika, your arm would be weak, too.

    (Better word for ragebating? I’ve got nothing.)

  21. Derek submitted this crap. FIRST ONE’S FAKE! and too freaking long so I’m too lazy now to read the last one .. blah…

  22. Derek is such a boob, if that’s even a true story. Everyone knows you eat sugary things to come down from shrooms. And even if you don’t know that, just fucking google it. Don’t take care of some crazy bitch you barely know for 8 hours, or you be equally crazy!

  23. I can’t really rip Derek a new one for hanging with a crazy.

    I dated one for 6 months about a year ago.
    He was one scary motherfucker, and you know, the wordperv is lucky to still be here, no joke.

    I looked into the abyss, and almost fell in.
    I reflect on it now and just shake my head.
    I’m a strong bitch though, and got out of there just in time.

    You guys would never have known me if I’d stayed at that nutjob’s party.

  24. Derek, if that’s true, why the hell would you self-submit and confess to being dumb enough to go back for more, including Shroom-Sitting? Oh yes, that’s right; you’re an attention whore.

    I think the lame here isn’t the psycho; it’s Derek. Is that the point, Lamebook?

    Also, London sounds like a dreamboat. I want his number! *swoon*

  25. definitely glad you didn’t stay at that party word!

  26. do you want to go to the pants party word? or you ee?

  27. sexluther, what pants party?

  28. ….i mean there’s a party in my pants and you’re both invited.

    it’s an anchorman reference.

  29. Uour pants or my pants? words? As long as pants are coming off I’m all game.

  30. lex, I think we are past needing invites. Aren’t we always just welcome in your pants?!

  31. well it wouldn’t be a party if we still had pants so i say everyone’s.

  32. always ee. always.

  33. sex, I often go out without underwear on, but not really for the reasons you may think.

    It’s more because some of the dresses I wear don’t look as good with that visible panty line.

    Having said that though, it does makes me eligible to join you at your party hey?

  34. ok… i am selecting my london 3… ee, word and… now accepting applications for the third…

  35. I think it’s pretty much unaminous: Derek is a fifty-gallon jackoff.

    I sure hope his little 5 minutes of fame give him lasting celebrity status in his hometown of Jasper, Alberta (pop. 4,256).

    P.S. Lamebook, do a better job of bleeping the details next time.

  36. And London… wow…. not crazy, but he’s definitely a fucking baby. At least he checked himself in the end. Well, kinda.

  37. You gonna put me in your dungeon slim?

  38. London sounds like sexual sadist/serial killer material to me.

    A little too much even for this nympho.

  39. Hate to say it, but I’ve got to leave this pants party. word, slim and lex… till next time!

  40. Whoa whoa whoa! If there’s a pants party, I better be invited… I’m known for such things ;)

  41. Bye ee, until we join in sweet love again.

  42. Derek’s fakin’ it up. He sent in his own crap to FB.

  43. katypants, you can join me in a pants on/pants off party anytime.

    That invitation is open with no closing date for rsvp.

  44. Let’s do it word. I’m sure the firm won’t mind if I go pantless for a few hours.

    But, I do believe you’re across the pond though… *sigh*

    I don’t know if it will be the same.

  45. Actually, I don’t care if Derek put this in himself, that’s beside the point for me.

    As I said earlier, if it’s true, it makes for an interesting read, and one I can relate to.

  46. Nothing is impossible katypants.

    I’ll tell you a secret, part of your username is almost my real name.

  47. I think the psycho in the last one was London. I mean seriously, how much can you freak out over someone not giving you attention? What kind of needy whiny bastard are you that 20…yep 20 different women told you they don’t have time for you?
    The only common denominator I see here is London’s bitch ass.

  48. also…who the hell names their kid Kelpie?!

  49. Whoops.. That whole time I assumed London was a girl.

    Far too early in the day for this.

  50. Word, for some reason you just made me think of that movie, American Tail, with the little mice who move to America, and one gets lost and looks up at the stars knowing that the other little mice in his family are looking at the same stars…

    So, we should do that… sans pants. That will be our pants party. And I’ll tell you a secret too… my username is almost my real name too =D

    …we were meant to be.

  51. katy, we were.

    Have a great day, gotta go and earn a living now, I get no income from my work here.

  52. There’s a party in my pants and I came early…. to set up chairs and make the punch* and stuff.

    * There is no alcohol in the punch. It is made from Hawaiian Punch, 7-up, and Orange Sherbet ice cream.

  53. I guess sherbet isn’t really ice cream. No need to correct me, I did it myself! You hear that DAD? I DID IT MYSELF!!!!

  54. of course. it wouldn’t be a party without you word. there would be an aching emptiness inside of my heart and unfulfilled desires would ravage my soul….at least until i’d ravaged you.

  55. lex, I hope I get included on that ravaging.

    mcowles, wondering where you were today.
    I’m sure your Dad will be proud of you, and your sherbet float! (btw, it acutely sounds really yummy!)

  56. ee… looks like i’m not the only one with a harem ;)

  57. Maybe slim, but you’ve had one longer! My loyalty is to you first though, that should count for something, right?

  58. it does… you know where my loyalty lay… thats why we have his and her pot tats on our asses… that way our harems know whats up

  59. Derek is an ass. There really is a guy missing, and there is absolutely no indication of foul play. He either killed himself (most likely) or hit the road…

  60. It’s less funny when you realize Derek sent the message in himself.

  61. London’s is honestly scary. He’s a mysogynist like that guy that shot all those women at LA Fitness. Someone should report that dude for uttering threats.

  62. MachineGun Monica

    Okay, Slim…where’s this application I need to fill out??

  63. MachineGun Monica

    @Cinders…that’s crazy. I just found a story on him, his name is Devon Brock Moldowan. Wonder if he’s still alive.

  64. I have had a stupid long day, and therefore am not going through all the posts, so if this has been said, I apologize in advance, but I HAVE to mention this, because it made me laugh out loud! Not only did Derek self-submit, but if you look closely (or just think about it, but there is physical proof), he went through the effort of changing the name of whom is sending the message (the top says “You”, so instead of ever saying Derek, it should always say “you”!)
    If my comment is convoluted, I’m sorry.

    Derek, you could’ve gotten a prostitute for 20 minutes and 20 bucks instead of babysitting some psycho for 8 hours, and then some. And chances are, the prostitute will do most of the kinky things that the psycho would, for a price. Dumbass.

    I don’t think I’ve ever formally introduced myself. Hi, I’m Bry =) Always a Lamebook creeper, occasional commenter, but not nearly as witty as ee, mcowles, word, sensible, or hobo (and then some!)

  65. I worked with a bloke a little like London a while ago. Usually he was all sweetness and light until he he was dumped and/or messed about by a woman, then we’d have to spend every break for about a week listening to his misogynist rants about how all women were cunts, and how what we needed was a good beating on a regular basis to remind us who was in charge, and how every word we spoke was a lie blah blah blah ad nauseam. If any of us girls tried to point out that perhaps the real problem was the kind of women he was dating, as opposed to all women in general, we were told that that was more evidence of our cuntery.
    Blokes like that make me fucking angry, while simultaneously scaring the shite out of me.

  66. i love malteaser too

    Isn’t keplie the name of a kind of a doggie?

  67. i love malteaser too

    Oh and bry, you will enjoy yourself as long as you enjoy thoughts/images of depraved sex running through your mind all day.

  68. i love malteaser too

    I know is is natural to ask, what is not there to enjoy in that, but we’ve had people here who are offended. :D

  69. No good ever comes from naming kids after cities.

  70. Shit! How old is Derek’s post? I found the body of a guy who went missing in summer 2005 in Banff. :S

  71. I like that London expects to have the 3 last women on the planet all to himself.

  72. lol

  73. Lamebook self-submitters are lame.

  74. female species?

  75. Thank god the first post had the decency to have that convo in PRIVATE. Don’t see much of that these days :P

  76. I don’t know how private it is…it is MY brother who is missing, and people quite easily tracked me down to tell me that this garbage was being posted on the internet…

  77. Lessy, if you don’t like it, then ask to have it removed.

  78. …………..the last one was insane….
    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  79. look derek you are a dumbass larrissa is my sister and get the fuckin spelling right she is not on drugs or has ever been put in ponoka yes her boyfriend did go missing there are alot of people out there whom are very concerned about devons whereabouts and to say trash like this about someone who cared and did everything to help is garbadge get the fuckin facts straight you dumbass and yes i will be reporting this to lame book and to facebook

  80. It’s turning out that the comments are funnier than the posts, especially this one. Hope Derek learned his lesson about avoiding crazy chicks.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.