Derek left out the most important part of the story: Did he hit that or not? Seems like with that kind of paranoia combined with mushrooms, he could have just told her the government had implanted a tracking microchip in her vagina that could only be disabled by repeatedly ramming it with his penis. Should have been good for at least one night, as long as he hid all the knives and other sharp implements around the house first.
Lamebook. Seriously. Remember last time you fucked up at blocking somebody’s last name on here? You know, how people tracked down the person in the Lamebook post and mocked/abused her? Remember the Facebook page aimed solely at mocking her?
Remember how you banned every reference to her on your own comments pages?
Now, I love Lamebook. But come on. Be mroe fucking wary, seriously.
Not only did Derek post his own stuff, he also left out that in his profile pic he’s dressed as a pirate. Or maybe it’s a pilgrim. But since he’s Canadian I am betting on pirate. And not a particularly fetching pirate. Like maybe he failed pirate school or something.
Derek is such a boob, if that’s even a true story. Everyone knows you eat sugary things to come down from shrooms. And even if you don’t know that, just fucking google it. Don’t take care of some crazy bitch you barely know for 8 hours, or you be equally crazy!
I think the psycho in the last one was London. I mean seriously, how much can you freak out over someone not giving you attention? What kind of needy whiny bastard are you that 20…yep 20 different women told you they don’t have time for you?
The only common denominator I see here is London’s bitch ass.
Word, for some reason you just made me think of that movie, American Tail, with the little mice who move to America, and one gets lost and looks up at the stars knowing that the other little mice in his family are looking at the same stars…
So, we should do that… sans pants. That will be our pants party. And I’ll tell you a secret too… my username is almost my real name too =D
I have had a stupid long day, and therefore am not going through all the posts, so if this has been said, I apologize in advance, but I HAVE to mention this, because it made me laugh out loud! Not only did Derek self-submit, but if you look closely (or just think about it, but there is physical proof), he went through the effort of changing the name of whom is sending the message (the top says “You”, so instead of ever saying Derek, it should always say “you”!)
If my comment is convoluted, I’m sorry.
Derek, you could’ve gotten a prostitute for 20 minutes and 20 bucks instead of babysitting some psycho for 8 hours, and then some. And chances are, the prostitute will do most of the kinky things that the psycho would, for a price. Dumbass.
I don’t think I’ve ever formally introduced myself. Hi, I’m Bry =) Always a Lamebook creeper, occasional commenter, but not nearly as witty as ee, mcowles, word, sensible, or hobo (and then some!)
I worked with a bloke a little like London a while ago. Usually he was all sweetness and light until he he was dumped and/or messed about by a woman, then we’d have to spend every break for about a week listening to his misogynist rants about how all women were cunts, and how what we needed was a good beating on a regular basis to remind us who was in charge, and how every word we spoke was a lie blah blah blah ad nauseam. If any of us girls tried to point out that perhaps the real problem was the kind of women he was dating, as opposed to all women in general, we were told that that was more evidence of our cuntery.
Blokes like that make me fucking angry, while simultaneously scaring the shite out of me.
look derek you are a dumbass larrissa is my sister and get the fuckin spelling right she is not on drugs or has ever been put in ponoka yes her boyfriend did go missing there are alot of people out there whom are very concerned about devons whereabouts and to say trash like this about someone who cared and did everything to help is garbadge get the fuckin facts straight you dumbass and yes i will be reporting this to lame book and to facebook