It’s people who talk like this that make me want to invent a special day of the year. We have “Talk Like a Pirate Day” already so what I’m proposing is “Talk Like a Retard Day” where anything you know about spelling, grammar or the English language all together goes out the window. Basically just pretend that you were dropped on your face as a child like these retards.
I can tolerate dysfunction. I can tolerate arguing on FB. I can even tolerate the ridiculous typos, but, for crying out loud, Hailey, what is up with the random capitalization? There’s no method to it.
Here’s what the rest of her status reads:
SChOOOl ? GAyy ! i hAtE it SO BORiNG tEACHERSS ARE StUPiD. UGhh ! tRYiNG tO KEEP My GRADES Up i DONt tHINK i EVER tRiED tHiS HARD iN SCHOOOl BEfORE ! I NEED tO SEE tHE BOO REAl SOON yAyy.CHRiStMASS iS COMiNG UP SHOESS ! i REAlly DO NEEEED SOME SHOESS & JEANSS. tHANKSGiViNG AVERyy Willl BE tHERE .CANt WAit fOR HiM t…O MEAt tHE RESt Of tHE fAMilyy. hOPE EVERyONE liKES HiM ! ( GRANDMA )
yA fORREAl i AiNt EVEN tRiPPPiN Offf thEM NiGGGAZ CAUSE Alll i NEEED iS GRANDMAS OPiNiON & fOR tRACyy U AiNt GOt NO PlACE tO SAyy SHit ABOUt ME U DONt KNO NOtHiN U JUS HEAR SHit ABOUt ME SO yEAA iM PRETTTy SURE U CANT SAY MY BOYFRIENDS COME & GO BECAUSE U AINT AROUND & JUS TO LET U IN ON A LITTLE INFO i BEEN WitH AVERy fOR 3 MONtHS & BEfOR HiM it … See MoreWAS JOSH & ME JOSH WERE tOGEtHER fOR 2 yEARSS SO fAlll BACk U DONt KNO ME. && KAylA yEA UR MOM AINT STUPID BUT LIKE BRITT SAiD SHE fAKE AS HEll. BUt IM NOT TRIPPPIN OFFF NONE OF U GUYSS CAUSE THROUGH ALLL THE HARD TIMES && Allll tHE SHit i BEEEEN tHROUGH AINT NONE OF BEEEN THERE BUT GRANDMA & SHELLLEYYY & BRITTTANyy ONLY 3 PPL OUT OF WHAT 20 PPL IN OUR FAMILYY. WTFF. & U CALLL THIS A FAMILYY TRACYY ??? HA HA HA HA LOL I GUEESSSS I NEED TO STAY IN SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT THAN. SO STAY OFF My CASE AND LETS BE THERE FOR GRANDMA.
There was a point in this post where I was considering attempting to work out who is who in this family. It came and went.
If they teach one thing at Hailey’s clearly failing school, it should be that status updates are for BRIEF thoughts/statements/ideas/whatever. It does not substitute for “Dear Diary.” Strangely enough noone wants to exactly every single tiny thing you did/thought today. Really.
Hailey is bringing new boyfriend to thanksgiving
Tracy doesn’t want her to
Hailey defends herself while calling Kayla’s mom stupid
Kayla defends her mom; Tracy sides with Kayla
Brittany steps in and disses Kayla’s mom siding with Hailey
kind of pointless to go any further with this. nothing gets resolved in the end.
I need help understanding the whole purpose behind using multiple letters where there should only be 1. Is that how girls are trying to look “cute” these days? Or is she unsure of how to spell these things and puts a few extra letters for good measure?
Okay, I’m not even sure where to begin here.
This status update should maybe be in the script for a Ritalin commercial. So many random statements. Maybe Hailey hates school so much because she can’t focus for three seconds?
@ 39 RED – I hate the use of extra letters as well. I really think that some people do it because they think they will appear less stupid if they misspell the word on purpose as opposed to giving it a try and failing. I am pretty sure it is just pure laziness.