Kids have it so easy these days with the instant gratification. When I was 9 I started trying to get into my 16 year old next door neighbor’s pants. It took me 2 damned years. And then I only got laid about 15 times before the whore went off to college. And she only had b cups… Ah, fuck it.
How serious are we being right now? Cause I don’t know of a 1st grade boy that knows what a vagina is. Except for that one kid that lives in a trailer park and gets the shit kicked out of him every day for being born. He knows what everything means and he has been sneaking into the girl teachers’ bathroom to drink beer and sneak peeks of their panties since Kindergarten.
Was that you crane? Were you that kid? Cause if so, dude, it’s cool. I’m sorry. You don’t need to kick my ass again. Also, you don’t owe me any money. Those lunches I missed hardly stunted my growth at all.