Until the bitter end! Mike will die in a ditch friendless just so he can make mildly amusing jokes. Heather is a bit of a stupid bitch for having him on her friend list in the first place so I guess the only lesson we can learn here is that people are stupid cunts.
My cat was killed one February, I was determined to bury him but the ground was froze. He rode around in the trunk of my car for about 3 weeks until I realized ‘I was driving around with a dead cat in my trunk’.. so I just tossed him in a dumpster behind the Community Center.
I’m conflicted. The animal lover in me thinks that Mike is a heartless douche and the twisted sociopath wants to buy Mike a beer, all while the real me watched these 2 argue. My psychiatrist says that’s the reason I have a spiffy new wardrobe of restrictive jackets. I don’t care ’cause I like being able to bang my head against the cushy wall in my new room without it hurting.