Is everyone including the person that posted it oblivious to the fact that he got every question wrong in the test and he/she’s proud that the corrections for his/her stupidity resulted in a penis shape? And the poster wasn’t in the slightest bit ashamed of this fact so they posted it on facebook for all the world to see how stupid they are.
I got a blow job in a bar before… it was so hot… we were in a booth and people were all around, but noone seemed to notice the chics head bobbing in my lap… She got nervous after a minute and stopped so I had to take her out to the car and bang her… id of done it in the booth if she had let me
if that chic looks like you minus the fake tan… im in! :hot:
if you want to know what I look like then watch goodfellas… my son thought I was in it cuz I looked like Ray liotta’s charactor… although I think my eyes are better… got deep eyes with long lashes… basically I’m too pretty to go to prison and you are hot as fk
slim, I’ve never given head in a bar, but your story makes me want to. I did however get it on in a public park, while a bum was present. I was pretty wasted at that moment and didn’t give a shit. (I’d like to add that I did not have sex with said bum, he was just a lonely bystander)
ee… i have had public sex numerous times, but never really while people were watching…. I am sure i have been watched before doing it though… one of those times was on a roof top during the day in full view of the space needle… only time i have been really watched was when i was a bull for this cuckold couple
the math wasn’t what scared me. Hell, we know he won’t be a scientist. Penis pancakes..funny. The fact that Trapgirl is airbrushed on a bridesmaid gown (yes, this was a wedding) is what makes it ghetto worthy! Now the bj in the bar….ftw!
Public sex isn’t all that uncommon though. At least not where i’m from, there are a few public hotspots for it that most people round here know about and in at least 2 pubs that I can think of have people having sex very often. Even the ladies toilets in the cinema near me has had a couple going at it 3 times that i’ve been there over the past few years. In fact ladies toilets quite often are used for it.
No slimjayz in England, the shithole part of it. But saying that one of the areas that is well known for it is practically behind eton college and not far from windsor castle, oh if the queen knew what happened on her doorstep. Though that’s outside by the river thames not in a pub.
Toadette not even car sex? Thats usually good starting point if you can find a street or a road with a dead end and park up there. Any type of scenic walks are usually good as are woods/forests and beaches, you can nearly always find somewhere if you look hard enough and as I said ladies toilets although that’s not very glam!
My ex and i did it on a park bench right beside the main highway north of Brisbane. And in a river with about 100 people swimming not 10 metres away. We did use a bit of discression that time though. Not too much splashing.
I’ll only tell this one story but thats because it’s funny rather than just sexual but my ex picked me up and we went to this place in his car that had sort of a dead end round empty area surrounded by trees at the end of it (the irony is its called glory hill lane!) and we went there done what we went there to do then he threw the condom out of the window and drove we home (about a 20 minute drive) then drove back home (about another 20 minutes) and then he got home and realised the condom was on the bonnet. it was so funny and in broud daylight driving down busy roads and worst thing was it was his dad pointed it out!
My folks adopted a bunch of kids. They were also horrible racists. They named my Asian sister Gookshi, my Jewish brother Kikenburg, and my Mexican brother Spicoli. I have to believe that if they ever had a black child, Monkesha would have definitely been on the list of potential names.
This one time I was sitting on my computer desk in my dorm room and I was masturbating like a crazed squirrel and I realised the door was open like 0.543 cm (I measured). So I have checked sex in public on a table off my list! Booyah!!!
By the way, I also look like that short girl in the last photo.
sydney could’ve done a better job getting that BJ picture. i mean, seriously? we can’t even see anything! i have a story about other people having sex in public. i live in san francisco and my friend and i were at coit tower one evening (it was not dark yet). the parking lot is very small and it curves around the inside perimeter of the lookout area. basically if you’re parked in the lot, everyone is walking past you. we walked past this one car and there were 2 girls and a guy in it. the guy was in the front seat with one of the girls riding him and the 2nd chick was watching the whole thing from the backseat. we stood and watched for a while but since most of the action was happening below the window, we gave up. whatever.
I had sex in a fake airplane thingie in the middle of a field in Fort Benning once. I also had sex on the back of a quad (4-wheeler) in the woods, I had sex in a parking lot and got busting by a security guard and once at a State Park and got busted by a cop. I’ve had sex in rivers, swimming pools, god, you name it. I never realized just how much public sex I’ve had until this post. Thanks Lamebook for the trip down memory lane!!!
Seriously though, my wife and I used to have sex in the car all the time in our younger days when we didn’t have a private place to ourselves.
Now that she’s pregnant and puking all the time we have gone back to the car. She just sticks her head out the window and I go at it. Then (if the neighbour’s dog hasn’t stopped by during the night) I just hose down the driveway the next morning.
A few moons ago, on a work related trip to the States and Canada, I was flying business class, so I guess there was an element of privacy attached, but not much.
It’s a 14 hour trip from here, and I was sitting next to this very hot American dude.
To cut a 14 hour story short, I blew him right there in the seat.
Flight attendants knew what was going on, did I care?, not bloody likely.
Call me a slut guys if you must, do I care, not bloody likely.
the test looks like a penis to me.. see the two circles at the bottom. then the two lines go up and join. ahaha. i didn’t bother to read the 80-something comments though, just thought i’d point it out.
Public sex… were you lot never teenagers? I rarely did it under my parents roof, let alone in a bed! I have had many sandy bottoms and gravel rashes and seen plenty of semen float away in a public swimming place…
Well, it doesn’t but being a teenager is when- i imagine- most would partake in such activities, considering most are still at home and all. I’m 24 and I still enjoy a frolick in the ocean with my lover every so often
Re last pic. What are the chances of actually knowing who these two are! Looking at them separately I would have dismissed the resemblance, but together, it’s definitely them. Wonder if they’d like this as a token of their time together…would decorum allow that I ask? Or would that make me equally as psycho. (Probably the latter!)
Also, picture taken by Sydney? He’s from Sydney (the city) and lives there, but both were quite likely to be found in a bar as American as that one looks. She’s around though.
@ wordpervert, chick in the pic is gorgeous but I’m pretty sure she’s got much less mastery of English, sorry.
Everyone knows that when you’re giving head in a bar you’re supposed to accidentally drunkenly go into the beer storage room and get yourself kicked out by a barback who was in search of some kind of crappy beer.
@uoykcuf the person who posted the picture said that it wasn’t his test! you clearly didn’t read the caption correctly. But whoevers test is was should be embarrassed.
@killerbunny L M A O i checked too ! HHAHA