Mmm mmm. I love getting some smegma in morning… NOT. That’s what proper hygiene is for. To, you know, clean yourself properly, so you don’t have to share it with everybody else. The least of all at least being your gf, assuming you have one.
“just let me clean my smegma first baby.”
The internet is destined to destroy the few remaining vestiges of privacy and decency. Not that anyone cares. After all, the only thing better than having an interesting/disgusting private life is broadcasting it over the internet!
Thanks Katie. Instead of telling a girl “it’s cool, I’ll just pull out”, next time I’ll just tell her “the condom is over my heart. I like to practice safe love with only you”. Yeah, that will definitely go over well.
Oh snap? Seriously, that was the best he could do? Meh, upon closer inspection that whole exchange was unimaginative (chow mein, c’mon). Thanks to Facebook, those moronic conversations you sometimes overhear parts of in public can now be shared on a mass scale.