I am sorry, but Nicki is stupid, she is not funny or clever. She is just.. stupid.
And Dennis is dumb too. Mica was already lame enough for having her mom spend 400 bucks on TAYLOR SWIFT tickets.
I thought Micheal was going somewhere else with that. Like makig fun of her for texting while driving but pulling over for a spider. That was probably the worst “dissing a girl” joke I have heard… ever, and I still like the sandwich making jokes.
Also.. why be afraid of something you can just squish? That poor little guy.. was just chillin and minding his own business and now she is set to revenge. My heart weeps for Mr.8legs.
krasivaya devushka is clearly a slow one, its from a song. you know if you aren’t familiar with pop culture, maybe you don’t belong here. maybe you’ll understand this message ti znaesh strashyleshe, tebe yavno za 30, vali otsuda dura strashnaya.
the song from the first one is that “my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, and damn right it better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge” I have no idea how correct my wording is nor who sings it nor what the title of the song is.
Side note: when my dog was a puppy that song was really popular and told her that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. To this day if you ask if there are boys in her yard she runs to the front door and looks out.
O my dear God!!
For your information, I do know that it’s from a song. I know what song it is, too, you idiot!
What I meant is, it was a poor attempt to come up with something along the same lines cause to me, it sounds stupid more than anything else.
Well, it was for a pair of tickets, so if you wanted to go by yourself you could just spend $200 on one. I would sooner go to a music festival like Crossroads, Sasquatch, Pemberton, Allapalooza (? I think that’s what it’s called), and other such things.
$400 for a festival (or at least a day long deal like Lollapalooza) makes more sense than a couple hour show. That kind of scratch better guarantee front row or damn close in that case. Although she did buy the tickets for her kid, so I get it.
wtf Michael. I dated a guy who did that. Stopped the damn car in the middle of campus b/c he saw a spider and made ME find it while he wussed out behind me patting himself down to make sure the spider wasn’t on him. I’m a girl and the only thing I was scared of was getting back in the car w/ that guy.