@ Sensible Madness: Holy shit, if it weren’t for you I would not have been able to comprehend that. For some reason my brain was just not thinking ‘dildo’. I was thinking, “what a bitch, just because he’s a black man who passes out on a dresser, doesn’t give you the right to refer to him as an object.” oh man, I’m an idiot…
and I agree with poopface…who wouldn’t take a picture of that shit? and it just sounds fake.
@Zombie Kid -I’m sorry, but I’ve seen you post that same comment countless times and I have to ask; Are you a Zombie that prefers to eat turtles instead of human flesh or are you a lifelong fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
When I read the second one, first I thought that a large black girl had passed out on the dresser. Then I changed it to a black man. Then I decided it was a small black man, if it was so easily movable. Then I realized what the hell they were actually talking about. But I hope that these three girls don’t share this “friend”. Also I don’t understand how moving it to Meghan’s pillow means Erika gets blamed, but that’s okay.
LOL, I just can’t believe how uptight people can be. Why would they hope no sharing is happening? Are they the fun police? It’s all good as long as everyone practices good hygiene plus those things are expensive. Sharing is both more fun and economical. And at least we know nobody’s getting knocked up!:)
It sounds like someone’s done a Jackson Pollock style shite and no mistake! Although I must admit the cries requesting photographic evidence have quite disturbed me, I have no desire to see faeces sandblasted across the cubicle walls. I have subscribed to very specific web-sites to meet with all my poop requirements thank you very much.
The thought that there are college girls out there going to town on each others love boxes with big black dildos keeps me warm at night. All the movies are true! Fucking true I tell ya!
I agree with your sentiments. I know that as a male, when I was in college I would share my cum rag with my roommate. After a few dozens “uses”, it’s completely ruined for dishwashing, so it’s such a waste. Might as well only only ruin one rag/sock/teddy bear, rather than each person in the room ruining one of his own.
on the massive poo, LMFAO! I have seen this phenomenon. It exists. I walked into the bathroom of my local grocery store with my then 4 yr old daughter. I will never forget what I saw there. Never. I will never stop wondering how they got the shit spatter on the CEILIING for the love of all things holy and good. I wonder if there is some sort of forensics that could . . . nevermind, I gotta get that image back out of head.
On the dildo share, dur. These ladies obviously had an evening of mutual fun, you know, like, together and then forgot to pick up their well used toy when they left in the morning.
Erika is probably the one whose bedroom they were in for whatever reason. WTF! indeed Erika. WTF indeed. Your nasty friends left a used big black marital aid laying on your pillow.
Who the hell would share a dildo? Seriously nasty! You use one, wash it off (definitely needs to be done!) and put it back into your top drawer of your night stand, next to the lube. You DO NOT loan it to your roommate/friend/neighbor to get her love juices all over it. Nasty.
LOL I don’t think people understand what happened here. This is what I got from the story:
Erika and Meghan share a room. Erika was out for the night while Meghan and Brookie had some lesbian fun, before Meghan left. Meg left their friend on her own dresser. The RA doesn’t know whose dresser that is, so he/she could think it’s Erika’s. Brookie was smart and placed the dildo under MEGHAN’s pillow before they left.
Erika says WTF because gross, everything happened in the room they share.
I FUCKIN HATE THE FACT THAT THAT 10″ BIG BLACK MAN ON MEGANS PILLOW, IS BEING USED BY ERIKA. SHE REALLY IS A BITCH FOR NOT SHARING HIM WITH TIFFANY! ITS BASICALLY RIDICULOUS. HONESTLY! REBECCA NEEDS TO JOIN THAT PARTY