I think the 3rd and 4th part could probably be done at the same time too, but not without an additional status update – Beach > shower > masturbate > cubs game > jail.
I like how he has to romantize himself to masturbate…I guess his hands are the only ones willing to do the deed but they need candles and lame 90’s music to perform the task
HA! creeper would be a cubs fan.
That’s classic. I’m going home to download some boyz 2 men
Actually what hes saying is:
“the Beach is greater than the shower which is greater than masturbating which is greater than a cubs game.”
I think the 3rd and 4th part could probably be done at the same time too, but not without an additional status update – Beach > shower > masturbate > cubs game > jail.
Sadiq is practicing herps-free diq-playing.
As a long time cubs fan….a I find a good masturbate takes a way the stink of disappointment!
Boyz 2 Men? Really?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who started out reading that as “greater than”….
LoL.. I read that as “greater than” too!
tried boyz 2 men. it wasnt that nice.
moez gave him some good advice. he should go masturbate with a pink mouth more often. T_T
Why are parts of this in French?
@C-Low: Guessing it’s because the one who took the screenshot had his Facebook set to “french” under the language settings.
You are not too smart are you?
this is not lame. it’s just pretty funny.
I like how he has to romantize himself to masturbate…I guess his hands are the only ones willing to do the deed but they need candles and lame 90’s music to perform the task
I’m a girl and it takes less romancing than that to get me into bed. All my partner has to do is roll over and poke me in the back.
^ Bet you’re easy then.