Look at it this way, Tori should be happy Stephen doesnt last long. She wont complain about how sore her mouth is after. Sounds like a winning situation to me.
Maybe I’m an idiot, but I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out Stephen’s metaphor. I have no idea what the flick the jet plane could be. Also, for the 4th one, I pictured Dino from The Flintstones sitting on a prehistoric rock computer typing away. Don’t deny it, you all did too.
Or it could be that Tori wrote all that, and she just logged into his facebook account to respond, logged out, and then back onto hers. OR vice versa….lol
@Slimjayz
Ahhh, I knew there was a subtle distinction between barebacking and breeding, but I couldn’t remember it. Thanks :).
@HeSwingsHeMisses
After breading, you should put the loaf in the fridge, to allow to “keep” longer… especially if you were doing some bareback breeding with it.
@mcowles
I’ll write that down in the book as well. I can’t believe all the good advise Lamebook has to offer.
mcowles, you are the greatest.
I think the best part about Tori and Stephen is that she got him bad for the bad/short sex. SHE is the one who posted this to LB.
@Elle Bee
Seconded.
I learn so much on Lamebook… I wish I could forget half of it.
Breeding could also mean only straight guys. Some gay men are only attracted to straight men.
Look at it this way, Tori should be happy Stephen doesnt last long. She wont complain about how sore her mouth is after. Sounds like a winning situation to me.
xo
@mentholbic I think if he meant ‘straight guys’ he would have said ‘breeder’
I’m with you all the way, Shadowpolish.
Maybe I’m an idiot, but I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out Stephen’s metaphor. I have no idea what the flick the jet plane could be. Also, for the 4th one, I pictured Dino from The Flintstones sitting on a prehistoric rock computer typing away. Don’t deny it, you all did too.
Tori and Stephen gotta be fake. Besides his PE confession, “No, thank you. I love pleasing you!!”?? c’mon now…
Tori and Stephen were obviously having cybersex. The posts we missed were:
Tori: Oh yeah baby, I’m SO ravishing you right now.
Stephen: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Notice he posted “im soo ready” at 8:41pm
Then “it was amazingly orgasmic ” at 8:48pm
Couldnt of been that amazingly if he came in like 5 minutes
Or it could be that Tori wrote all that, and she just logged into his facebook account to respond, logged out, and then back onto hers. OR vice versa….lol