Comments on: You’re Just Too Much

By: starchain

starchain — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:08:52 +0000

@rockon – Ever seen a blood clot? Nasty stuff

By: rockon

rockon — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:29:56 +0000

I’m pretty sure the “intestines” thing would be a miscarriage… I would assume “blood clots” was an attempt to hide what actually happened.

By: sinsfromthylips_

sinsfromthylips_ — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:54:23 +0000

Haha, the last one is great.

By: ThePurpleApple

ThePurpleApple — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:46:54 +0000

I love the last one.

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:57:52 +0000

@Anitalaff: Let the idiot herding begin for the greater good of Lamebook

@Imamofo: Dude that is a coinkidink because my mum has the same name! I wonder if we are long lost brothers?

@Svetlana: What about ‘purple monkey dishwasher’?

By: Maralie

Maralie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:16:49 +0000

Beth and Jenny have reached a plane of disgust that has earned a rightful spot in my mind of “Things I’d Rather Forget”.

By: whatevermajorloser

whatevermajorloser — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:03:45 +0000

Beth and Jenny are making the female race look bad. Women are supposed to be classy and sexy. Intestines falling out of your vagina and poo on your finger? How embarrassing!

By: poopcalculator

poopcalculator — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:51:00 +0000

This just goes to prove, that girls, yes, indeed do have cooties.

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:02:01 +0000

hahaha @Imamofo – *tears streaming down my face* God, that was good…

By: Imamofo

Imamofo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:59:05 +0000

I used to have a little problem calling my mothers name out during sex which could be very embarrassing.

Of course my mums name was Takethatyousluttylittleanalbitch Smith so it could have been worse.

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:51:40 +0000

I have affairs… so I pay very close attention to who I call what… BUT! I have started talking in my sleep. Audibly, clearly… so who knows what’s come out of this mouth…

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:44:45 +0000

Yes, yes I have.

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:39:20 +0000

So have you ever said anyone elses name before, I mean by accident?

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:35:55 +0000

I told you, big soft lovein’

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:25:13 +0000

Well, SeeBea, that is me. Told you – I’m a bit chunky but I ain’t ugly!

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:20:36 +0000

BTW Svetlana, that pic, that’s hot.

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:05:29 +0000

I actually don’t say OH GOD, I usually say the woman’s name. Unless I forget it and then I say somebody else’s name.

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:41:36 +0000

Why do people always say “Oh God” when coming. I’ve never heard anyone say “Christ” or “Flying Spaghetti Monster” – it’s always only God…

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:59:20 +0000

That Jesus song one is funny because the orgasm cliche is “OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD….”

By: Imamofo

Imamofo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:01:28 +0000

I hope Paris’ pants turn into ’80s pop star Billy Ocean, who then goes onto strangle her with his bare murdering hands.

I would love to sniff Stephanies chiken breasts and with the aid of Jesus God of Sex, I would give her a right good seeing to.

By: ScabNainz

ScabNainz — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:48:08 +0000

@Andy: Understood; I personally need images, not just audio. For instance, I’ve had a few lovely wanks while watching Passion of the Christ.

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:12:32 +0000

I have to agree with Andy for not being able to masturbate whilst having a Jesus song stuck in his head. I can’t either!

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:51:28 +0000

@ Insane: Let’s turn ‘em IN!!!!

By: Insane

Insane — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:03:28 +0000

@Anitalaff: *Hugs*! I really do feel your pain because 98% of my Facebook’s friends post the same thing. *tear*

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:54:43 +0000

I truly wish I had friends who would post things like this, just for the pleasure of roasting them.
No, I get “Taking the kid swimming lessons, hope Jacob’s ear is OK”… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:51:46 +0000

I find Jesus a bit stand-offish and that is incredibly attractive.

By: Insane

Insane — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:34:17 +0000

*I wish I had a chick like Paris! I would always be busy!!!
*I hope Beth dies!!! No I don’t, but it sucks to be her!
*Jenny is going to be the next Picas-so!
*I really want to hug Stephanie, like so bad right now. Please just ignore the coke in one hand and the mustard in the other.
*Wow I usually think about blowing on Jesus (or in him) and that is my problem solved!
Thanks for laughs Mol!

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:42:13 +0000

It’s girls like this that make me wish I was a dude! Some things are better kept TO YOURSELF!

And Andy, LOL sucks to be you!

By: stickfigure

stickfigure — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:12:38 +0000

I swear, when I was reading the first one I absolutely thought she was going to say “a baby.”

Second one, it’s spelt “smiles.” Notice it has no apostrophe.

By: Spooky

Spooky — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:10:56 +0000

Of all the things to smell like.. chicken tenders? O_o