Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Your Kidding


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  1. no, mine gonna be dumb. or maybe hers.

  2. lmfao at Acacia, and Vanessa trying and failing to cover it up.
    People, if you’re going to get a tattoo, at least get an artist that can actually spell.

  3. No one should have a tattoo with the word “dumb “in it.

  4. These are so sad. Do you get a discoount if they spell it wrong?

  5. uhm. what part of her body is this?

  6. At first thought I thought it was on a stomach…with the bottom part being a belly button. But now I see that its an ass crack….and thats a tramp stamp. Oh holy shit.

    That is the holy grail of tramp stamps.

  7. I think it’s her face.

  8. Yeah I think the slight hint of butt crack (wonder if butt crack is one, word or two) only adds to its classiness. A few stray hairs and that would have been perfect. The cherry on a idiot sundae.

  9. yeah, it was tough for kaspar hauser. he only got by with a mixture of muay thai boxing and street smarts.

  10. if that is the case, her upper crack looks bruised…but that could just be my colorblindness.

    and if that is her back…she is very…round. O_O

  11. I thought it was her belly, is it really a tramp stamp?

    Even if “you’re” was spelled correctly it would be a horrible tattoo.

  12. It could be her cleavage and it may be backwards and taken in a mirror so it looks forwards.

  13. imagine chatting her up at your local disco and once you get her in the sack naked you discover this tattoo…

  14. An’ I’m proouud, to be, an asshole from El Paso . . .

  15. Definitely a butt crack…

  16. To add to the already idiot, white-trash theme she has going, she took the quote from a song from the Jackass movie.

    I bet she is fat.

  17. Fat? you think so? yumma.

  18. I still am curious to know what the purple coloring is from.

  19. who the hell would think of getting this tattoo? Even if it was spelled correctly, it’ll still suck.

  20. I stared at this picture for a bit trying to figure out which part of the body I was looking at. I came to the conclusion that it is the back, assuming that no one would get this tattoo right above the belly button if you were as large as she appears to be.
    On second thought, maybe she would since she’s dumb enough to get this tattoo in the first place.

  21. I usually defend most tattoos… but this is probably one of the most god awful tattoos I have ever seen, makes her look like a complete moron.

  22. Those stars look like they were drawn by a first grader.

  23. Hopefully she’s tough, otherwise she has nothing going for her.

  24. @ Big wiggly style

    The purple bruising is likely to be from getting the tattoo in the first place. I have quite a lot of tattoos and i have nearly always been bruised for a while afterwards.

    Her tattoo is still vile though.

  25. Tattoos are lame. Nuff said.

  26. This tattoo would still be shit even if it was spelt correctly.

  27. A tattoo with the wrong spelling IS the lamest thing.

  28. @hailstorm: I think that is the point.

  29. I like how they fuzzed out her picture on her comment even though it’s the picture of her tattoo

  30. I’d like to know why the “y” in “your” is different than the “y” in “you”…

    Whatever the answer, it’s a hideous tat…

  31. By the looks of that stomach, that tat improved her body

  32. I love that her tight, low-rider jeans left a nice imprint around her waist, just above her buttcrack. I’m not sure why I like that so much, but I do!

  33. “If your gonna be dumb get this jacked up POS mispelled tramp stamp to prove it”

  34. @ mcowles Did you notice the freckle on the right side of butt cheek/hip?

  35. I can only imagine how clever that tattoo is going to look when she hits 85.

  36. If you’re gonna be tough, you gotta be dumb.

  37. The y in “you” appears to be backwards.

  38. @Me

    No, I didn’t look that closely… I am now, though, haha. Yep, there it is… freckle alert!

    I wonder if I have any freckles back there. Ya know, I don’t think I’ve ever taken a few hours and a couple of mirrors and really looked at the back half of my body. I wonder if it’s …………… normal.

  39. What a moron. Was the tattoo artist a child?

  40. ew buttcrack ugh

  41. To top it off, it’s on the wonk…

  42. Worst tattoo ever.

  43. This tatoo could act as a form of delaying an orgasm for her unfortunate boyfriends.

  44. I think if I had a misspelled tattoo I would be at the nervous hospital on suicide watch until it healed enough for me to have a new tattoo installed to cover it up.

  45. I just feel bad for poor Vanessa. It is very clear, from the masterpiece that is her tatoo, that she is an idiot. Not only that, she’s the cashier at the local grocery store. She lives in a double wide and hangs out at the local hole in the wall bar. She ain’t going anywhere in life because no intelligent educated successful woman would ever degrade herself in such a way. Or at least Id like to believe so.

  46. @tamedshrew

    isn’t going*
    intelligent, educated, successful* (comma usage)

    Don’t throw stones, you’ll break your glass house.

  47. Very well said, lukeish.
    Also, don’t forget the word ‘ain’t’. Throwing stones indeed. Only those who live in their own double wide like to use that word.

  48. @lukeish. Thanks for the corrections, but I didn’t realize I was writing an English paper. Please tell me you’re not really serious. Not sure it’s warrented.

    I’ll throw stones (at Vanessa) until my heart’s content mon ami! Il est ce qui est il.

    Oh, see how I used YOU’RE instead of YOUR. Aha, I am edumacated!

  49. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t “ain’t” a word found in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary? I can always admit when I’m wrong, but give me a friggin break. Some battles are really not meant to be fought.

  50. @tamedshrew
    I think you meant warranted*. You might have been educated, but you’re still stupid.

    Here’s my impression of you:
    “Je m’appelle tamedshrew! look at me. oui oui oui! I took elementary french at my highschool! I’m a walking cliché.”

    annoying. shut ur stupid face.

  51. Vince from purchasing

    I’m beginning to think that this site sucks.

  52. @sforrestw. Send that. Next please.

    You meant high school, right? Let’s play some more. This is so much fun. Whatothermistakescanyoufindwithinmycomments?

  53. Is it ur or your? I get so confused sometimes.

  54. @sforrestw Look at me.

    Those who live in glass houses…yada yada yada. Blah blah blah…

    On and on… On and on, on and on, on and on.

  55. Newcomers are good. But not when they bring their we-must-all-be-politically-correct, or poking-fun-at-anybody-while-making-a-spelling-mistake-means-you-live-in-a-glass-house attitudes.

    Tamedshrew, I’m in your corner. The beer’s on me.

  56. What a shitty tattoo. I mean, seriously. I have no tattoos, but the artist in me is crying.

    What’s up with the y’s being totally different? Is it not a fucking font? And look at those goddamn stars. Christ.

  57. Is living in a glass house comfortable ? I would feel watched not to mention the heat that comes in the house, would be like living in a greenhouse.

    Or wait, i must be missing the point here

    Antartic, the 25 yr old rum is on me then.

  58. @Chinchillazilla – Agreed! I have tattoos, and I have to admit, that one looks disgusting. The funny thing is, the draw the thing on tracing paper before it’s put on you – so you okay it before they put it on you!


  59. *they draw

  60. Good call on the rum there, Father Sha – as our messenger said, we gotta be tough!

  61. haha i must be tired today because it took me about 30 seconds before i got your joke

  62. Antarctic, thanks. You bring the Stella, I’ll bring the Jameson.

  63. Antarctic Circle: Im in total agreement with you there. And with all the other who are taking these little shits down a peg or three. Who cares anyhow? Relax. Laugh or dont laugh at what the person said and move on. If you dont like something why analyse it for spelling and grammer mistakes. Whos the loser here?

  64. The grammer nazis make me laugh and this wouldn’t half as much fun without them.

  65. Yeah I guess. I must be a cranky this morning. Im gonna go srounge some chocolate out of my sons stocking and hopefully that’ll make it all better. :)

  66. ^ you said “srounge”…that’s funny. ;-)

  67. LOL! I need a sugar fix worse then I thought.

  68. doesn’t say a lot for the tattooist’s intelligence either. p’raps he was too shy to say anything..

  69. Maybe they just give them what they want regardless of any spelling mistakes as a cruel joke. Thats why Im not a tattoo artist. I would do shit like this without a second thought. :)

  70. Ye Olde Solitaire King

    in the russian jail system, the only people who would wear that kind of tattoo on that kind of spot are the ones that have been raped. many times. major fail.

  71. ^Been in a lot of Russian jails have we?

  72. I’ve been to alot of russian jails. Wrectums mostly.

  73. ^”Wrectums” like Ye Olde Solitaire King, perhaps?

  74. Well, if this isn’t proof that tattoos are completely out of control these days, I don’t know what is. Remember when it was just thugs and bikers that got em? Now every douchebag and bimbo with way too high self esteem has them. It looks stupid now, and it’s gonna look REALLY stupid years from now when you’re an old prune. Grow up, morons. Stop with the tats.

  75. mistaphill deserves a standing ovation

  76. for what?

  77. beautifuldisasterxo

    why the hell would someone get a tattoo saying that… don’t they realize they are not easily removed hahahaha some peoples children..

  78. EVeryone who commented this feel free to look at my actual face book, I am 5’9 123 lbs. I Got MY GED when I was 16 With an IQ score of 120 SO FUCK OFF!! And I am very happy to have made each and everyone of you feel validated, But to let you know I still love the fucking tattoo, it was my own design and it means alot to me. Look me up Fuckers VANESSA PRIDE!

  79. OH yea… HAIL SATAN!

  80. Congratulations Vanessa for having an IQ slightly above average.

  81. Venessa’s page
    “My Tat got put on lamebook. Fucking sweet I love inspiring hatered, these people have wasted their lives on me. How special do I feel?!”

    damn… I hate inspiring hatered….and everyone knows that satan is a myth…hail odin!

  82. @-ShakAttack- too bad, I corrected the tat. Covering up what? exactly.

  83. I think the person that posted this, didn’t have the balls to tell Vanessa what they did! Oh, that’s right; they didn’t and they don’t.. Someone’s pussy is showing.. Cover it up I’m starting to smell it.

  84. Well let’s see, A TRAMP STAMP that indicates the persons morals and intellect. I bet Girls Gone Wild dedicated a whole 15 minutes to this person. Not to worry though, your future may not be bright but you still have your….tattoo!!!

  85. Well, I saw one “hail satan” post so I think at least one person noticed…

    The star on the right side has an elongated point, which, if I am not mistaken, makes it a Satanic Pentagram, not a star. Not sure if that was intentional or not.

  86. i’ve lost all faith in humanity

  87. If you’re gonna be dumb, get a mispelled tattoo above your ass.

  88. The purple coloring that looks like a bruise on her crack is actually excess ink that’s been wiped down as the “tattooist” is tattooing.

    But seriously. That is the stupidest tattoo I’ve seen, next to some kid with “Give me convenience or give me death” on him.

    Wow. An IQ of 120 and you still weren’t smart enough to get a decent tattoo.

  89. Also, Satanism is idiocy, created by a Jew who was claiming to be a gypsy. Saying “Hail Satan is stupid”, because in Satanism you’re not worshipping the Devil, you’re worshipping the god inside yourself.

    I swear, some people follow shit and have absolutely no idea.

    And if you are going to say “hail Satan”, do it properly.


  90. sail hatan

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