Y U NO FUNNY?
failing to give a shit here
Ian’s limerick was quite good, Kimberly is being an ass.
Although I don’t know what that whole post was about or why on earth it’s on lamebook.
the beats are wrong for both limericks…
too many syllables throw the whole rhythm off
This does not belong on lamebook
I agree with coupe, not limerick sounding at all
Can someone ban mcgruffy? Heard that comment a billion times and it wasn’t even good the first time
Ya mr.mcgruffy you really should quit being so shitty and repeating the same stupid comment over and over…..
there once was a man from the ‘sticks’
who liked to compose limericks,
but he failed at the sport
’cause he made them too short…
I liked Ian’s poem. Kimberly’s was stupid and she clearly has no idea what “iambic pentameter” is.
I hope you mean oilershockeyfan. Liking them would make you stupid, seeing as they haven’t been relevent since Gretzky. The point I’ve come to make is that Intelligence!=Knowledge
What a dumbass bitch, I bet she can’t recite pi either. What a stupid sloppy cunt for not knowing the intelligence per level that andromeda gains.
‘Flared Nostrils, puckered lips, bared teeth’
Sounds like round at my house on ‘Fuck a Granny with a Curried Cock Night’… (Tuesday nights)
Limericks aren’t written in iambic pentameter.
The fifth line isn’t in iambic pentameter, anyway; it’s a mixture of iambic, dactylic and anapestic metric feet
Amphibrachic trimeter. .-. Though I would concede that the third and fourth lines are anapestic (..-) and there are only two feet.
Take the clean version of the Nantucket limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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