Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Y U NObook

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  1. Boo.

  2. Y U NO FUNNY?

  3. failing to give a shit here

  4. Ian’s limerick was quite good, Kimberly is being an ass.
    Although I don’t know what that whole post was about or why on earth it’s on lamebook.

  5. the beats are wrong for both limericks…

    it’s:
    9
    9
    5
    5
    9

    too many syllables throw the whole rhythm off

  6. This does not belong on lamebook

  7. I agree with coupe, not limerick sounding at all

  8. penis

  9. Can someone ban mcgruffy? Heard that comment a billion times and it wasn’t even good the first time

  10. Ya mr.mcgruffy you really should quit being so shitty and repeating the same stupid comment over and over…..
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

  11. there once was a man from the ‘sticks’
    who liked to compose limericks,
    but he failed at the sport
    ’cause he made them too short…

    :/

  12. I liked Ian’s poem. Kimberly’s was stupid and she clearly has no idea what “iambic pentameter” is.

  13. I hope you mean oilershockeyfan. Liking them would make you stupid, seeing as they haven’t been relevent since Gretzky. The point I’ve come to make is that Intelligence!=Knowledge

    What a dumbass bitch, I bet she can’t recite pi either. What a stupid sloppy cunt for not knowing the intelligence per level that andromeda gains.

  14. ‘Flared Nostrils, puckered lips, bared teeth’

    Sounds like round at my house on ‘Fuck a Granny with a Curried Cock Night’… (Tuesday nights)

  15. Limericks aren’t written in iambic pentameter.

  16. The fifth line isn’t in iambic pentameter, anyway; it’s a mixture of iambic, dactylic and anapestic metric feet

  17. Amphibrachic trimeter. .-. Though I would concede that the third and fourth lines are anapestic (..-) and there are only two feet.

    Take the clean version of the Nantucket limerick:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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