I appreciate this as I imagine I would appreciate an episode of The Hills (if I could degrade myself to the extent needed to watch it.)
Almost undoubtedly fake, but full of sinful enjoyment nonetheless.
hey heres a crazy idea… if he wont answer ur phone calls… text!! or email…. aha who cares if its fake its still fucking funny… i have the odd friend who could possibly do this… lol
there’s going to come a point where submissions here on lamebook are going to be overwhelmingly fake, which sucks because when they’re genuine, they’re so good. all these “oops!” type of submissions or “this is your mom writing” or “OMG WUTZUP WID DAT NOISE IN MY PHONZZ CUZ IT ANNOYIN LOL” and basically everything status message related are not hard to pull off, they’re something you can get your facebook friends in on and eventually we’ll get desensitized to it.
Total hack. My FB got hacked while I was driving 5 hours to my grandmother’s funeral. Lucky for me, my last status said, “is driving to Buffalo in a blizzard.” So yeah, my friends totally knew it was a hack job.
Definitely looks fake, because 4chan did this to a bunch of people through hacking. Also, there’s a big button that says delete right next to the post, I’m sure even an idiot would have a hard time missing that.
Ultrafake. The “delete” link is on every post you make, and is not “hidden till you roll over it.” It’s right there in front of you, staring you in the face. This post gets 2 lame stars
The old Facebook didn’t have a “delete” button, it said “hide” or something, so it’s not crazily unreasonable that someone would assume that wouldn’t delete the message.
^ Dunno what you’re on about.
I always let my sexual partners know about what they may have caught from me via their wall. That way, any of their friends I might have slept with and forgotten about can see it too and will know to get tested.
The real fail here, is the fact that instead of trying to deny it or saying someone hacked her facebook for some silly prank.. she made it worse by commenting it and admitting it.
@Flesh Tea
Mine still says ‘hide’ on wall posts. Do they have different versions or something? It wouldn’t surprise me if they’d forgotten to update something.
@jelly
LMAO
@Hotapps
I think the theory is that if it was a hack, that was PART of the hack.
@Dee
What do you mean “can anyone say”?
I just checked out Jason’s monster fail though, and holy shit, that is fucking awesome! I actually had a rather similar conversation with a friend a while back, but he managed to just send it to me. Far less entertaining.
For all of you wondering whether or not it’s fake, it is without a doubt. For all you denying that it’s fake, you’ve clearly never heard of patient confidentiality. I think it’s even part of the Hippocratic Oath, although I may be wrong. But the obgyn would certainly never tell someone other than the patient that they have herpes, in fact they would probably get fired for such a ridiculous thing. But it’s fine, this deserves to be on Lamebook because of how much it fails as a fake.
You must score well on reading comprehention tests eh? Men generally don’t visit OBGYNs by the way, so clearly the test results were regarding the girl writting the message, fake or not…
Oops.
@or, no need to get arsey about it, it was a simple mistake, or am I wrong in thinking humans make mistakes sometimes?
@Sarah, thanks. I agree with you now that I realise.
But still, that was only one factor as to why I thought this was fake. It’s really quite a feat to post something on someone’s wall when it’s meant as a private message, as a completely separate box comes up when you send a PM, and the “Share” button is completely separate from the “Send this person a message” button.
To remove a comment on someone else’s wall, all you have to do is hover the cursor anywhere on the comment and the “Remove” button flashes up. As she went to click “Comment”, to write her second ridiculous comment, the “Remove” button would actually have flashed up; it’s pretty much impossible to miss that unless you’re blind. Post something on someone else’s wall and try it out.
Lastly, her stupid second comment is just too ridiculous to even merit belief.
IMO this is a fake, probably a hack by someone who doesn’t like Hilary very much.
hmmmm…if she couldn’t figure out the delete, wouldn’t it be a better idea to “pretend” your friend hacked your account and posted this? Dumb and lame and herpe ridden. sad.
it is long.
but it’s not actually funny.
i guess sometimes you have to fluff your own feathers if you can’t find some non-existent person on facebook to do it for you.
@Mack Lunn
Ridiculously long, and really not funny in the slightest.
I’m not even sure I know entirely what the girls were doing… I guess you prob shouldn’t add people you don’t know eh
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Awesome.
uhh.. fake?
How do you type in the wrong box? There’s not a private message box and comment box on the same page..
I think it’s fake too, but if it’s not, she really is beyond sto-pid.
Fake.
Fake. Delete please.
Is this another 4chan hack?
If I were Hilary, I would turn off my phone and stay off facebook for a while…
I hope her parents are on fb =) Funny
ever heard of voice mail…?
Tullberg
I don’t think it’s fake. There really ARE that stupid people.
3 words. JASON’S MONSTER FAIL.
that was real. this can be real.
Definitely fake.
Way to fail, Failbook.
all these ones with “OMG HOW DO I DELEET THIZ??!!!” scream fake. theres a delete button next to the text for fucks sake
@ Tito.
Lamebook
fake or not, i thought this was funny as shit
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE THINK EVERYTHING IS FAKE???
There actually is stupid people, you know! Gawd!
Fake or not, you just have to think about the fact that there are so many people who do this for real. xD What failures in the world.
Who is honestly simple enough to write ‘STOP DO NOT READ THIS’, expect people to look at that first and take action? Pfft.
“There actually is stupid people …”
YOU SAID IT.
“There actually is stupid people …”
A Freudian slip if i ever saw one.
“failbook” LMAO
I appreciate this as I imagine I would appreciate an episode of The Hills (if I could degrade myself to the extent needed to watch it.)
Almost undoubtedly fake, but full of sinful enjoyment nonetheless.
hey heres a crazy idea… if he wont answer ur phone calls… text!! or email…. aha who cares if its fake its still fucking funny… i have the odd friend who could possibly do this… lol
Looks like she is not the only one who put it in the wrong box.
@MaxPower
WINS
@MaxPower
that’s what she said?
there’s going to come a point where submissions here on lamebook are going to be overwhelmingly fake, which sucks because when they’re genuine, they’re so good. all these “oops!” type of submissions or “this is your mom writing” or “OMG WUTZUP WID DAT NOISE IN MY PHONZZ CUZ IT ANNOYIN LOL” and basically everything status message related are not hard to pull off, they’re something you can get your facebook friends in on and eventually we’ll get desensitized to it.
@ carpe
Womp, womp
Total hack. My FB got hacked while I was driving 5 hours to my grandmother’s funeral. Lucky for me, my last status said, “is driving to Buffalo in a blizzard.” So yeah, my friends totally knew it was a hack job.
Shitty though.
Definitely looks fake, because 4chan did this to a bunch of people through hacking. Also, there’s a big button that says delete right next to the post, I’m sure even an idiot would have a hard time missing that.
Still funny though.
I love how she was sorry that the obgyn said she was positive, but “only for herpes”. What exactly were they hoping for?
“Daniel, I am so sorry. I know how much you wanted chlamydia…”
Mr Smoketoomuch FOR THE WIN
Smoketoomuch gets it. This one’s real.
I’m kinda stupid, and it took me a couple weeks (at least) to find certain buttons on FB. The ‘delete’ is hidden ’till you roll over it!
That said, I’m not stupid enough to not know the difference between writing on a wall or in a private e-mail.
Ultrafake. The “delete” link is on every post you make, and is not “hidden till you roll over it.” It’s right there in front of you, staring you in the face. This post gets 2 lame stars
#32 WIN
#35 Think you must have a different version of Facebook to me…
Fake? Sure looks like one..
nah it could be real i did something like that when using fbook mobile
Someone gained access to the profile, posted the message and then attempted to legitimize it by adding that response.
You can find numerous screen-caps on the Internet with the “OMG, how doez I delete this!!!1?” jab.
The wrong box is like the wrong hole. But like they say in the army ,there is NO such thing as the wrong hole
Even holes with herpes? *eyebrows raised* Remind me to steer clear of army guys…
@nor’n monkey: did you even need to know *that*, in order to wanna steer clear of them?
@35…The delete is next to comments. For statuses, you have to hover over your status until “Remove” pops up.
@VillageIdiot
That is one hell of a fair point you have!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the fish, it’s about to turn
If that meant what I think it did… EWWWW
If not… I will go wash my mind out with soap.
BAAAHAHAHA!! I don’t care if it’s fake. It’s funny as fuck cos it’s plausible. HAHA jesus fucking christ. that’s awesome.
And #25 and #32 FTfuckingW
The old Facebook didn’t have a “delete” button, it said “hide” or something, so it’s not crazily unreasonable that someone would assume that wouldn’t delete the message.
Still, as if you’d PM someone on their wall, hey?
^ Dunno what you’re on about.
I always let my sexual partners know about what they may have caught from me via their wall. That way, any of their friends I might have slept with and forgotten about can see it too and will know to get tested.
Ha ha ha fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The real fail here, is the fact that instead of trying to deny it or saying someone hacked her facebook for some silly prank.. she made it worse by commenting it and admitting it.
@Flesh Tea
Mine still says ‘hide’ on wall posts. Do they have different versions or something? It wouldn’t surprise me if they’d forgotten to update something.
@jelly
LMAO
@Hotapps
I think the theory is that if it was a hack, that was PART of the hack.
Can anyone say Jason’s Monster Fail?
I feel tempted to call fake, but her grammar is perfect. Someone who can type that well can’t be THAT stupid…can she?
@Dee
What do you mean “can anyone say”?
I just checked out Jason’s monster fail though, and holy shit, that is fucking awesome! I actually had a rather similar conversation with a friend a while back, but he managed to just send it to me. Far less entertaining.
For all of you wondering whether or not it’s fake, it is without a doubt. For all you denying that it’s fake, you’ve clearly never heard of patient confidentiality. I think it’s even part of the Hippocratic Oath, although I may be wrong. But the obgyn would certainly never tell someone other than the patient that they have herpes, in fact they would probably get fired for such a ridiculous thing. But it’s fine, this deserves to be on Lamebook because of how much it fails as a fake.
@hmmmm
You must score well on reading comprehention tests eh? Men generally don’t visit OBGYNs by the way, so clearly the test results were regarding the girl writting the message, fake or not…
@hmmm
I’m rpetty sure she’s talking about her results, not his. I don’t think that’s the way to decide if it’s fake…..
Oops.
@or, no need to get arsey about it, it was a simple mistake, or am I wrong in thinking humans make mistakes sometimes?
@Sarah, thanks. I agree with you now that I realise.
But still, that was only one factor as to why I thought this was fake. It’s really quite a feat to post something on someone’s wall when it’s meant as a private message, as a completely separate box comes up when you send a PM, and the “Share” button is completely separate from the “Send this person a message” button.
To remove a comment on someone else’s wall, all you have to do is hover the cursor anywhere on the comment and the “Remove” button flashes up. As she went to click “Comment”, to write her second ridiculous comment, the “Remove” button would actually have flashed up; it’s pretty much impossible to miss that unless you’re blind. Post something on someone else’s wall and try it out.
Lastly, her stupid second comment is just too ridiculous to even merit belief.
IMO this is a fake, probably a hack by someone who doesn’t like Hilary very much.
I just went down on myself and gave myself the Herp.
Woops, please delete. Don’t read this. Was meant to be a private message. Wait, if you dont read it then you wont know I dont want you to read it.
Can someone tell me how to delete? I cant see that big X next to the message. You can read this part since I need help.
Thanks.
oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
I have piles…
STOP DO NOT READ THIS!!!!! I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF
fail really. you dont pay attention to what your writing
stupid!!! lol!
hmmmm…if she couldn’t figure out the delete, wouldn’t it be a better idea to “pretend” your friend hacked your account and posted this? Dumb and lame and herpe ridden. sad.
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
fuck you bitch…you don’t fuck up and then tell me i can’t read your fuckup.
This was a fake from when 4chan hacked Facebook accounts. Fucktards.
Do not read this!!!!
Talk about full exposure
The full story behind this is at MackLunn.com/DaytonGirls
it’s not real; but the actual story behind it is even better.
well come on then mr exclusive, enlighten us.
Jake–
make sure you read comments 70 AND 71.
The full story is at http://www.macklunn.com/daytongirls
It’s very long, but funny.
it is long.
but it’s not actually funny.
i guess sometimes you have to fluff your own feathers if you can’t find some non-existent person on facebook to do it for you.
Oh no. My sister’s name is Hilary and her ex is called Daniel. Here’s hoping it’s not her.
@Mack Lunn
Ridiculously long, and really not funny in the slightest.
I’m not even sure I know entirely what the girls were doing… I guess you prob shouldn’t add people you don’t know eh
@H – the surname will give it away…
haha bitch got herpes
The “wrong box” reference reminds of Tracy with the “love cave” message from 4chan.
Fake, IMHO.
@Lajeve – it is fake, but not quite in the fake you’re probably thinking… follow Makc Lunn’s link, he explains it. In VAST detail.
yeah it screams fake, esp after the 4chan thing a month or so ago
LMAO! What an idiot!
Yikes. That’ll put a crimp in the old love life.
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I don’t care if it’s fake or real..it’s still funny as shit. (:
I totally agree. Either way, it’s a funny situation.
Oh shiiiiiit. I’d be gutted.