Bah, I was sat there for a couple of minutes trying to work out what Christopher meant… I thought he meant Jeff should fire the douche who wrote his status updates. Until I realised C meant scrotal sack… Meh. Wasn’t worth the effort.
The Michaels, though. Pure win.
@eenerbl: Gargle action before brushing or with the mouthwash?
@Thrilled and Bored – totally, sarcastic English teacher.
I remember once when I was at school, my english teacher left the class after saying “Won’t be a minute”. She was about quarter of an hour and I had her up about it, to which she shot back “I said I wouldn’t be a minute.”