Wednesday, February 3, 2010

WINSday Part 2

previous post: Get LOST



  1. I love Melissa’s non-confrontational style.

  2. adam ftw

  3. ouch, thats gotta sting

  4. How on earth is the first one a “win”? F*cking hell.

  5. Ryan couldn’t have put it any better. Melissa sees the world in a good way, positive, I like it.

  6. I didnt even notice that!

  7. I’d like to give props to my main man Ryan for pulling out the super win.

  8. the last one is a big win

  9. LOL “nem” means “easy” in Danish..

  10. hootie the blowfish

    Haha! Adam’s is mean as hell but hilarious. Still, mean. But don’t forget hilarious.

  11. Evan looks kinda like a Muppet, stretchy faced and all.

  12. Melissa is my kinda woman

  13. Really? The Kitchen joke?

  14. as a woman i’d like to say i wish more of us had melissa’s style.

  15. Ryan, well played. I lol’d. Adam is just a dick. I did giggle a bit, but then immediately regretted playing into his douchebaggery. There was no need for that. She knows she is fat.

    But Melissa <3. Like ohcool above me ^ I as a woman truly wish more of us handled situations like her. Myself included! Nicely done, Melissa. Way to make Elizabeth look like a dumb, jealous skank.

  16. First one was severely average but definitely improved on the way down culminating with the complete destruction of Elizabeth. The only sad thing is we missed a good bitch fight when she got shut down so quick.

  17. Ryan, Adam & Melissa.
    Total wins.

  18. @ slowmo, agree about Adam. if your only comeback is to call someone fat, try harder or go cry in the car.

  19. Melissa wins.
    Adam is a total douche..
    Careful with those women/kitchen jokes, they’re antique.

  20. @beckyboo AGREED

  21. i dont get ryan’s… maybe its cuz im not american and not familiar with ur styles of writing/typing… Evan and Melissa FTW!

  22. If I was a lesbian I’d totally be into Melissa, just saying…

  23. Melissa is a rare find. Not getting all ghetto on FB like everyone else, just shutting down Elizabeth with a backhanded compliment.

  24. @Allygirl_88

    the is modelled after HTML (the language web pages are written in).

    The ‘/’ denotes the end of a section. In this case, Ryan is showing that the whining section is over, implying that Lewis began it with I hate HTML

    It’s just a nerdy way to point out what the above text is connected to.

    I sometimes put at the end of a sarcastic comment, just to make it obvious (in a nerdy way) that I was being sarcastic.

  25. damn, it took out my tags, haha…

    the /whining is modelled after HTML

    I sometimes put a /sarcasm at the end of a sarcastic comment

    sigh… I should’ve know that it would do that.

    It didn’t even show my penis joke, because of the damn pseudo-tags I was using!!!!!!!

  26. I do the /sarcasm all the time too. My husband was attempting to teach me HTML in 1999. It didn’t stick.

  27. I used to teach HTML at the local university way back in 1996. Of course, HTML was much simpler then: we taught virtually all of it over the course of one 4 hour class on a Saturday.

  28. Melissa is a hero. And my GOD do I hate people who type absolutely everything in caps.

  29. Hey Adam – why do they let cruel, unfunny assclowns have face books?

    He’s likely to be the one that submitted it, too, increasing his douchebaggery to the nth power.

  30. The chauvinist crap doesn’t even bother me anymore, the whole notion of the woman confined to the house is so antiquated. Now, if a woman stays home to take care of her family, it’s her choice.

    Those little shits are in for a rude awakening one day.

  31. what I like about Melissa is that it took her all of a minute to write that comment. She didn’t sit there for twenty minutes considering what would make her look the coolest and least possessive.

  32. Does anyone find it a bit strange that Elizabeth submitted the last one?

  33. Good call, WOG. I did not notice that before.

  34. Maybe Elizabeth thinks that Melissa was being lame, just accepting the fact that her new boyfriend has been sleeping with Elizabeth for months and doesn’t even care about it.

    She was probably thinking “haha, they posted my screen capture on lamebook, awesome. I’m gonna enjoy them laying into this slut Melissa. She doesn’t even care that I was banging him last week, she’s perfectly fine being with him now. Ok, let’s see, haha, the first comment… ummm… what? What an asshole, let’s look at some more. Ok, next one… wtf???”

    Elizabeth, if you’re reading this, you did not win! The topic for this section (Winsday) is relating to MELISSA AND NOT YOU! THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!

  35. Hi.

    Out of curiosity, how do you know Elizabeth submitted it? There’s no ‘you like this’ or whatever.

  36. You only have the option to delete if you wrote the comment. Maybe she’s just a really good sport and is admitting defeat gracefully by sharing it with the world? but I guess if she was that kind of person she wouldn’t have commented in the first place.

  37. ok… thanx mcowles

  38. Too lazy for a decent post, so you can have this:

    1. Hate.

    2. Love.

    3. Love.

    4. Hate.

    5. Love.

    I don’t even remember why, now.

  39. Melissa = hero

  40. So to reiterate: shitty, tired jokes about black people are “lame,” and shitty, tired jokes about women are “a win” (is anything sadder than talking like you post on 4chan, by the way?).

  41. Adam was a douche for playing the “fat” card, but Amber is just as much of a douche for being such a snot.. What’s it to her if “old people” (she likely meant those > 25 years) have ‘facebooks’? Just don’t friend ‘em, fatso.

  42. The kitchen jokes are getting really irritating. I don’t see how men being unashamedly sexist and cruel is a “win”. Not that everyone doesn’t get bashed equally on here anyway, but only the jokes about women are put in the win section? So sexism = win while everything else is bad? Gee, thanks. Maybe I won’t visit this site anymore.

  43. Actually, you can delete comments that people post on your wall. Since it doesn’t say “delete” under Melissa’s, that means she posted it, not Elizaskank.

  44. #43- (alyse)

    It says Nate is now in a relationship with Melissa.

    It’s on Nate’s wall.

  45. The kitchen joke was funny the first time I heard it. Then I turned eleven, and realized it was a sexist piece of lameness. It’s rather pathetic that it’s up here so often.

    To follow up on what sparkling said: if Melissa, Elizaskank (nice work with that name, by the way), or Nate posted it, we’d see the option to delete posts by one or more of their names. Since that option is not present, it was posted by a neutral fourth party.

  46. @I am not here

    I think if you look at Elizabeth’s post, it quite clearly says the word “delete” next to the time it was posted, but it does not say that on Melissa’s post. I don’t know where this neutral fourth party shit came from…

  47. Oh. Thanks rayner_j. I was wrong, and apparently near-sighted. Guess this did come from Elizaskank’s profile, after all.

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  49. I am only posting this so that the spam in comment #48 will not show up on the main page as ‘the last comment’.

  50. That’s spam? Ah, jeez, I was gonna get me a Jersey Woman for $40.

  51. Melissa rocks. That is exactly what my response would have been. Why chicks want to engage in the petty squabbling over men I will never understand. Melissa knows that Nate had women before her and is not threatened. She understands that Elizabeth’s comments where out of jealousy and meant to stir up a fight either with her or Nate. Melissa refused to take the bait and in the same sentence very politely called Elizabeth a fluffer. Loved this.

  52. Say, both Amber and Adam should be shot in the head for their remarks, but I think it’s clear as hell that Adam was just trying to piss Amber off for her insensitivity on the old, which means he might not really have directed the insult to every single fatso, while Amber might really have meant what she said (seeing that nobody provoked her to say it from what I see)..

    Fatso’s, thin people, they’re almost the same. But more people think they’re fatso’s than there are fatso’s. Wait fatso is a real word??

  53. 1.) Yeah gotta say the kitchen jokes don’t bother me, it’s more of a ‘meh’ – mild amusement at the woman (Janet I think it was) who felt the need to even make a comment.
    Not worth it hun, not in the least.

    2.)Ryan is a legend.

    3.) Candice… Sighhh.
    Evan ‘i think it’s obvious’ – so is your comment really, anyone reading that status would have sniggered without needing your comment to explain. But thanks anyway.

    4.)Adam is unoriginal.

    5.) Melissa, also a legend. Elizabeth shot down in flames.

  54. Lamebook is sexist.

  55. melissa goes hard but Nate is the real winner… girls like Melissa are hard to come by

  56. SEXIST! Sexist, lame, unoriginal, not funny, immature garbage. I swear, if I see one more make me a sandwich, get back to the kitchen “jokes” on here, especially as a fucking win, I will never come back to this site again. This site is hilarious, I love checking it everyday at my lunch break but the sexism is off the charts. It’s so offensive and really not funny. The lamest thing about lamebook is the sexism. How is it a win to use the same joke 7,000 times? It honestly just makes men look bad as they’re too unoriginal to expand their vocabulary and wit past “get me a sandwich” and “that’s what she said.”

  57. RE: thissux

    Quit your ranting you fat cow and get back in the kitchen before I black BOTH your eyes. It’s not the same joke, cause every woman is different, yet still belongs in the kitchen. If you don;t like it go back to u must be a giant rosieodonnellesque lesbo.


  59. tl;dr

    i still think you a big fat rosieodonell look a like and that url you posted does nothing to dispell that. back to the kitchen, monster.

  60. oh but i did notice that the study was conducted in a third world country where beating women is as common as drinking coffee. America was once like that also, you ungrateful cow.

  61. miidnightrain4590

    Granada is in Spain, good job though.

  62. @infantsorrow, thanks for the list of cliches. You just proved my point. Stop trying to compensate for your little penis by picking on women. And yeah, I’m sure you have trouble with heavier woman, they make your little dick look even smaller!

  63. “oh but i did notice that the study was conducted in a third world country where beating women is as common as drinking coffee. America was once like that also, you ungrateful cow.”

    Yeah, let’s not let facts get in the way! SEXISM, FTW! Infant Sorrow, you and your gay emo screen name should just slit your wrists already and get it over with. Obviously you can’t get a woman so you feel the need to attack and objectify them.

  64. Isn’t infant sorrow the name of that dudes band from forgetting Sarah Marshall?

  65. You can tell who is obese by the way they react to Adam.

    Amber certainly fired the 1st round based on something people absolutely, unarguably cannot control.

  66. Melissa, Evan & Evan, FTW!

  67. C. Proseedcake KSC

    Three cheers for Melissa!

  68. :D

  69. Go Melissa. :)

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