First one was severely average but definitely improved on the way down culminating with the complete destruction of Elizabeth. The only sad thing is we missed a good bitch fight when she got shut down so quick.
Maybe Elizabeth thinks that Melissa was being lame, just accepting the fact that her new boyfriend has been sleeping with Elizabeth for months and doesn’t even care about it.
She was probably thinking “haha, they posted my screen capture on lamebook, awesome. I’m gonna enjoy them laying into this slut Melissa. She doesn’t even care that I was banging him last week, she’s perfectly fine being with him now. Ok, let’s see, haha, the first comment… ummm… what? What an asshole, let’s look at some more. Ok, next one… wtf???”
Elizabeth, if you’re reading this, you did not win! The topic for this section (Winsday) is relating to MELISSA AND NOT YOU! THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!
You only have the option to delete if you wrote the comment. Maybe she’s just a really good sport and is admitting defeat gracefully by sharing it with the world? but I guess if she was that kind of person she wouldn’t have commented in the first place.
Adam was a douche for playing the “fat” card, but Amber is just as much of a douche for being such a snot.. What’s it to her if “old people” (she likely meant those > 25 years) have ‘facebooks’? Just don’t friend ‘em, fatso.
The kitchen jokes are getting really irritating. I don’t see how men being unashamedly sexist and cruel is a “win”. Not that everyone doesn’t get bashed equally on here anyway, but only the jokes about women are put in the win section? So sexism = win while everything else is bad? Gee, thanks. Maybe I won’t visit this site anymore.
The kitchen joke was funny the first time I heard it. Then I turned eleven, and realized it was a sexist piece of lameness. It’s rather pathetic that it’s up here so often.
To follow up on what sparkling said: if Melissa, Elizaskank (nice work with that name, by the way), or Nate posted it, we’d see the option to delete posts by one or more of their names. Since that option is not present, it was posted by a neutral fourth party.
I think if you look at Elizabeth’s post, it quite clearly says the word “delete” next to the time it was posted, but it does not say that on Melissa’s post. I don’t know where this neutral fourth party shit came from…
Hi,Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,Here are the most popular, most stylish and avant-garde shoes,handbags,Tshirts, jacket,Tracksuit w ect…NIKE SHOX,JORDAN SHOES 1-24,AF,DUNK,SB,PUMA ,R4,NZ,OZ,T1-TL3) $35HANDBGAS(COACH,L V, DG, ED HARDY) $35TSHIRTS (POLO ,ED HARDY, LACOSTE) $16 NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 NFL Jersey $35— NBA Jersey $ 34 MLB Jersey $ 35 Jordan Six Ring_m $36 Air Yeezy_m $ 45T-Shirt_m $ 25,Jacket_m $ 36Hoody_m $ 50 Manicure Set $20 ,thanks… For details, please consult: coolforsale/com GGG
Melissa rocks. That is exactly what my response would have been. Why chicks want to engage in the petty squabbling over men I will never understand. Melissa knows that Nate had women before her and is not threatened. She understands that Elizabeth’s comments where out of jealousy and meant to stir up a fight either with her or Nate. Melissa refused to take the bait and in the same sentence very politely called Elizabeth a fluffer. Loved this.
Say, both Amber and Adam should be shot in the head for their remarks, but I think it’s clear as hell that Adam was just trying to piss Amber off for her insensitivity on the old, which means he might not really have directed the insult to every single fatso, while Amber might really have meant what she said (seeing that nobody provoked her to say it from what I see)..
Fatso’s, thin people, they’re almost the same. But more people think they’re fatso’s than there are fatso’s. Wait fatso is a real word??
1.) Yeah gotta say the kitchen jokes don’t bother me, it’s more of a ‘meh’ – mild amusement at the woman (Janet I think it was) who felt the need to even make a comment.
Not worth it hun, not in the least.
2.)Ryan is a legend.
3.) Candice… Sighhh.
Evan ‘i think it’s obvious’ – so is your comment really, anyone reading that status would have sniggered without needing your comment to explain. But thanks anyway.
4.)Adam is unoriginal.
5.) Melissa, also a legend. Elizabeth shot down in flames.
SEXIST! Sexist, lame, unoriginal, not funny, immature garbage. I swear, if I see one more make me a sandwich, get back to the kitchen “jokes” on here, especially as a fucking win, I will never come back to this site again. This site is hilarious, I love checking it everyday at my lunch break but the sexism is off the charts. It’s so offensive and really not funny. The lamest thing about lamebook is the sexism. How is it a win to use the same joke 7,000 times? It honestly just makes men look bad as they’re too unoriginal to expand their vocabulary and wit past “get me a sandwich” and “that’s what she said.”
Quit your ranting you fat cow and get back in the kitchen before I black BOTH your eyes. It’s not the same joke, cause every woman is different, yet still belongs in the kitchen. If you don;t like it go back to snatchbook.com. u must be a giant rosieodonnellesque lesbo.
@infantsorrow, thanks for the list of cliches. You just proved my point. Stop trying to compensate for your little penis by picking on women. And yeah, I’m sure you have trouble with heavier woman, they make your little dick look even smaller!
“oh but i did notice that the study was conducted in a third world country where beating women is as common as drinking coffee. America was once like that also, you ungrateful cow.”
Yeah, let’s not let facts get in the way! SEXISM, FTW! Infant Sorrow, you and your gay emo screen name should just slit your wrists already and get it over with. Obviously you can’t get a woman so you feel the need to attack and objectify them.