BH there was an oil spill in the gulf of mexico for a month or two involving BP that has not been able to be fixed. Our government and BP are both being criticized because the ecosystem is being ruined due to all the oil leaking into the water.
also Lebron James a basketball player (arguably the best in the league) for the cleveland cavs became a free agent and left to go to miami, fl in a humiliating and narcissistic press conference last night…
hence the joke the oil and lebron james are both going to florida
really? All I hear is the loud sobbing of several million northeast ohioans, strange!
Maybe I should consider being like rest of the world and watch soccer. At least then I wouldn’t feel like my boyfriend just took me on national television and broke up with me…
DAMN YOU AMERICA AND YOUR DISTASTE FOR SOCCER!!!
Florida is really a whole state of beaches so it would be a bad thing. Let’s say you stick your dick on top of a (big?)bowl of water, that is what Florida looks like. That should visually explain why there are lots of beaches in Florida.
@ Jaz it’s hard to explain without getting your comment in moderation. Let’s just say someone was posted here and she saw it and came on here and caused some shit. So now you can barely say her name without getting into moderation and all the posts were deleted. I can’t even find any copies saved online.
As a Cleveland native, the LeBron incident really hurts me. He betrayed our whole city. I have never wanted a team (the Heat) to be so embarrassed so badly. The last seven years have been nothing but broken dreams, and the curse will no doubt follow him to Miami.
Speaking of one armed girls, I found out there is a one armed stripper at PT’s in Centerville. Believe it or not, she is smokin hot too! She asked to be called Nubby. Says everyoone calls her that, no joke. She claims that she can pole dance but they didn’t have a pole there for me to see. Hell of a first trip to a strip club.
I think they are blowing the whole BP thing up. Just hear me out before anybody gets offended. The only reason I say this is because back in the 90′s, there was one twicw as bad on the Pacific side of Mexico. Same situation as with this one. Just didn;t make worldwide news.
I’ve had the privilege of conversing with word outside of the Lamebook forums. She wants to thank you for all your comments to the lb team on her behalf. They have contacted her and THEY want her back! She’ll be back on when lb contacts her and the problem is corrected.
Dukey, I’m just passing the news. She wanted to give her thanks, but won’t come back on till the problem is rectified. Can’t say I blame her. This is a little escape for some of us, we want to come on and not get ‘stolen’ per say.
LOL mass, us Floridians know how to have a good time. I’m having one now, I’m sneaking on the computer though, shhh. You didn’t know I was here! I’d get in trouble for not being part of the festivities.
So I realized some Clevelanders here are saying how bad this LeBron thing is.
What he did, was betrayal. I aswell, am upset even though I’m not even a huge basketball fan.
But what can we do? Sit and cry?
Everyone needs to just now get over it, get motivated, & when the Cleveland & Miami game comes, we beat their asses. K motivational speech over.
That last thing about the oil spill is still funny.
BritishHobo i need some man/boy advise it’s either you and McCowles or Soup and McCowles or you and Soup but I need help with this boy before I kill (or kick h’em to the curb) him for being 18 and stupid so who will it be?
btw ee i didn’t celebrate your birthday or the holiday. On the 4th I sent my kid with his dad and sat in my room naked the entire the whole day and watched Bruno. Then again I take that back maybe I did celebrate…
ee, tell word i’ll miss her until she gets back. She shall always be our pervert.
This lessage may be a bit late, but I just so happened to finally get home after a long fucking night, of awesomeness. As for the Basketball thing, since i’m a fan of the Miami Heat, I am quite glad they got LeBron.
Now for a hilarious video about Cleveland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=related
I have been flipping through the pages for the last week and I have to say that everything that is going on is quite scary.
This also explains alot. As one or two of you may have noticed, I havent been on here much lately. A little while back my laptop caught a virus as I was browsing through Lamebook. This was about the same time that everybody’s names started being hijacked. I happen to know enough about computers that somebody was trying to hack my accounts.(E-mail,Limewire,Facebook,and Lamebook.)Stuff like that. I got pissed and said screw it all for a little while.
Slowly but surely I have been coming back only to see it has gotten worse. I love my Lamebook and the people that I interact with in here. (You guys know who you are.)But I do know one thing. If this problem doesn’t get fixed soon, you will not see me or a few other people in here for that matter because I am sure none of us want to be hijacked. Hopefully it doesn’t come to this.
Keep your computers safe people. I know nobody else wants this to happen to them.
With all this negativity going around, it is important for us to focus on the positives. I’m sure we can all come up with something positive that we’ve seen recently. For example, Denise knows that Obama is involved with politics. That’s excellent Denise! You’re a star!
@HeSaidWhat I understand your troubles. I was hacked and abandoned my old account, but fortunately realised that I love Lamebook so I came back. We need more committed commenters to try and get through this. Remember, you must die before you can go to heaven(sorry, don’t want to sound like Dan_Fargis).
OMG JUSTIN BEIBER LOOKS LIKE A GIRL! Old news -.-
Seriously, I dislike Justin Beiber and think he looks like a girl too and sounds like a girl and hasn’t reached puberty.. But it’s old news. I thought we were over that, and we could all go back to not caring about him.
sorry for the rant, I find the people who hate on people just as annoying as those who love them. Obsessing over anything, whether you love it or hate it, is not coolio.
I have followed lamebook for awhile now,even when the posts suck you guys are awesome. I hope word comes back as well, ee hope you enjoyed your birthday, its my daughters b-day as well
as for the Lebron thing… I live in northeastern ohio and I am pretty tired of hearing about the whole thing…yes what he did was narcissistic indeed, and yes he quit the playoffs…but come on people sports players come and go, they get traded, injured, sign on to other teams etc… the funniest quote I heard “Mel Gibson is lucky that the “King” decided to do this large publicity stunt”
oh, and he did great things for Akron, charity wise, so lets not forget about all of the that either and @ SouthBeach…didn’t Dan’s letter sound similar to the whole John Kitna thing awhile back
I know what you are saying South Beach. I don’t want to leave Lamebook at all. I love the site and the people here too. I just don’t want to see everybody’s name tarnished. We do a fine job of that all by ourselves. I just hope Lamebook isn’t talking out of their asses because you won’t be seeing a lot of us in here anymore.
Consider yourself lucky, you missed all sorts of retardation.
I would love to provide some guidance. Keep in mind that when it comes to relationships, I have the emotional age of an 8 year old, so your boy might be a little too mature for me. But I’m willing to give it a shot for the sake of your vaginal bliss.
Okay SouthBeachTakeover. You’re probably right haha. But here i am at 3 p clockbat night checking lamebook to see if the whole name problem is fixed yet.
Hmm..good thing i’m going on vacation for a week tomorrow lol.
Hope its fixed when I get back..Hate to see all the fun people leave
Thanks ee, what an awesome wingwoman you are! I love you, girlfriend.
Well I’ve been chatting to the boys from Lamebook (what lovely fellas), and they tell me the issue that affected a few of us has been rectified (I sincerely hope that’s the real yoink up there, or this spiel is null & void) – we’re seemingly back in business. Everyone’s emails definitely expedited the process, and on that topic, thank you all for that. I’m virtually touched.
We can once again swim with relative safety in the Lamebook pool, but my advice is to shower after, as this can be a dirty body of water, and amen to the dirt, I say.
By the way fake wordpervert, you sucked at being me.
Hmmm, I was troubled that my buddies, Soup and alord took the bait. Boys, I thought we were synced up?
What a strange couple of weeks it’s been, so moving on…
word, I fucking love you girl! With that, I’d love to stay and chat, but my bed is calling me (early I know, but we’ve had company for a week, and my quota has been filled and then some) night all. word, it’s good to have you back! I look forward to our random light night encounters with open arms!
Word, just like I do in the real world, I take no responsibility for my lack of awareness. Should I have noticed the differences in style? Probably. But booze makes me easy.
You would think that my time in Thailand would have made me a little more skeptical. I simply gathered 4 or 5 hookers, expecting a nice wholesome encounter, and I ended up faced with just…just an avalanche of cock. But did I learn anything? Only that my asshole is similar to an octopus: Tiny openings are no barrier to a determined spongy body.
That’s not yoink… However.. Remember that the ..’real’ yoink changed her name to the artist… She probably get rid of the yoink name so it became available for the
‘new’ yoink. I am glad that things are back to normal, well as close to normal as it gets. I enjoy everyones comments.
I created an account JUST to express how happy I am that Word is back.
I’ve been vigilantly watching lamebook since it’s creation (you know, back when you didn’t need to register a username). I laughed with you when the ‘dooshbag’ came around…I cried with you when we weren’t allowed to make fun of the one-armed flying wonder anymore. I look forward you each of your comments to brighten my otherwise mundane day.
So it is with a tearful ‘hurrah!’ that I say, welcome back Word! You have been missed.
And then on the other hand either yoink is back, or some dumbass out there who doesn’t quite understood the difference between funny and FUCKING LAME is impersonating ‘him/her’. There’s a moral in here somewhere, and it’s something like ‘this yoink thing is so dull I want to cry’.
I hope this wont happen again. Lamebook has informed me that if this happens again, we need to copy the post, send it to them so they know where to look, and they will block the IP adress.
I am stil kind of sceptical about yoink up there, but I guess we will see in due time.
Welcome back to the cess pool word. Just remember the rules,
1.Horseplay must be very rough and demeaning
2.You are only allowed to wear swimsuit bottoms only.
3.The bottoms are optional.
4.Whatever you do,DON’T DRINK THE WATER!
You know Soup, That was the first thing that crossed my mind when I posted that. I knew somebody would make a comment about that.
I’m sorry nuff, you’re right.
5.Your hat can be no shorter than six inches tall.
6.Your staff can not be shorter than your hat.(Soup is the exception).
7.You CAN NOT be sober. We don’t care if its prescription pills,alcohol,mushrooms,ect…You will be banned for life if one of these are not found on your person.
That is much better HeSaidWhat. The rules are straight forward and easy to follow. Right now I am posting this while shooting up heroin in the bathroom at work, multitasking at it’s finest if you ask me.
I would stick to the threesomes in the living room if I were you word. Ten people in the kitchen is just to dangerous! To many sharp utensils. Not to mention I have kicked on a burner doing that before. Lets just say thing got pretty hot.
Ok so I go on hoidays for 4 days and everything is wierd. So what happened with word, I see she is here ( which is a yay!) but anyone care to explain so I don’t need to go back and read a shit load of old posts.
yoink isn’t yoink, she’s an intelligent girl, except yoink actually might be yoink and that girl a fake, somebody’s been robbing people’s usernames because they’re a lazy, unfunny twat, word left, Lamebook wanted her back, Lamebook fixed the problem that was giving the lazy, unfunny twat the opportunity to steal people’s usernames and just generally not be funny, and word came back.
Either way it’s someone screwing with you. That girl sounded sincere before, and since you can actually almost read these yoink comments, I’d lean towards this being foink (= fake yoink, whatever that even means at this point).
People here might want to believe yoink is “real”, but cmon, do you think a barely literate is going to spend his time reading and commenting on a site called lamebook? Take it for what it is, a joke, and an unfunny, annoying and childish one at that.
But I’m sure yoink will be along to prove me wrong with new bad spelling and grammar that I won’t bother reading.. I might actually comment around here if people talked about something else besides yoink and dan fucking fargis.. But then again, I have anger issues…
nah doesn’t cut it with me foink…girlyoink seemed sincere and pretty cool as her good at spelling etc alter-ego.
I’d like to see her back.
Also, although original illiterate yoink appeared dum, he/she was actually pretty sharp and had some word skills.
Foink seems a pale imitation.
I believe that girl who said she adopted the yoink moniker as an experiment..and her explanation seemed plausible.
This yoink here is like a cardboard cutout compared to the original yoink.
Maybe girlyoink will return to clear up the mess and fake yoink will stop trying to confuse the shit out of everyone.
I have never written the word ‘yoink’ so many times in my life.
It’s a great cartoon word.
Right I’ve actually been away for the weekend so haven’t been on here, I really cannot be bothered to explain the whole ‘yoink.’ thing again but everything I said before is true, yoink was a made up character and I can also assure you that if lamebook have said the problem is sorted they have lied or have not completely rectified it. I also love that everyone just assumes I must be hideously ugly on the basis that for a 22 year old girl to have a sense of humour she must be an ogre. lol
I have just checked it out and think I know how this is happening, so firstly sorry for saying lamebook lied, they haven’t. You can no longer change what name you post under, however I am still on my ‘yoink’ username account, when I changed it to ‘theartistformerlyknownasyoink’ I just changed it by putting that in the name on the registration page and selecting that as what I wanted to post under. Went back there now to sheck out if it can still be changed and it cannot. So when the imposters decided to go into this section and change their name they did so and now lamebook have ‘corrected’ it so it is stuck on what they already had it to post under. So say fred nordie put in the name box that he was yoink and selected to post under that name if he hadn’t changed it back before the problem was corrected he would have been stuck with posting with the yoink name.
@ tafkay… maybe you could lose the yoink thing completely and get yourself a brand new non-yoink name… and then we can get to know the real you, as well as completely ignore any yoink related names. This will save us all from having to go through this painful process of reading what looks like some schizophrenic arguing with themselves….
@alordslums yes please do now ignore the yoink thing completely. I am the “girlyoink” as some people are calling me. I’m done argueing with impersonators. Really isn’t worth the time and energy, YOINK IS DEAD> RIP!!
@alord indeed, though you are defeating th object slightly by still calling me ‘girlyoink’ now we need to get the mods to class the word ‘yoink’ as a bad swearword that needs moderation, surely thats possible?
@djenna8girl yes and I must say it feels liberating
@djenna No I don’t have a blog. Yes I am a writer but seriously when I say i’m a writer it sounds a lot more grand than it actually is! lol I just write for my local newspaper, I’m the one that gets the basic crappy stories (eg ‘The towns children had great fun at the summer fete.’ and ‘The flower show raised £1000 for children with ASD.’) that no one ever reads. lol
@djenna I think he was referring to the ‘yoink is dead’ comment. Djenna girl I really should try but i’m the newbie thats scared of losing my job although I know someone who once wrote an article for the paper and replaced the articles subjects surname, hunt, with ‘chunt.’ I also last week wrote an article in the style of he who should now no longer be named, although that didn’t get past editing, it got returned to me with a note saying ‘I don’t know what has fried your brain this weekend but I can’t edit this, sort it out, if you’re not well you can go home.’ It took me a while to rectify it.
‘the boy, 13, whose headmaster described as ‘full of life’, was pronounced dead at the scene.’
when i was a young boy at school, i used to have an ongoing joke at the expense of my history teacher whose name was peter dowsett – i would really transparently attribute specious quotes to spurious characters that were merely thinly veiled transliterations of his name. for example, if it was an essay on tsarist russia, i’d quote ‘esteemed essayist count piotr dozetsky; if i was writing on the spanish inquisition it would be ‘landowner and scholar, don pedro dowsenio; if on the french enlightenment, ‘recondite and little-known neo-platonic mystic ‘pierre de la douce’ etc…
Haha alord that really is amazing, I must start being a bit more naughty with it my probation was up months ago so I really should let loose plus the bastards don’t give me any articles that people actually bother to read so it wouldn’t be harmful.
Will also say I do like your music, was a bit careful about saying it as yoink as in my head he was more of a chav character and I couldn’t really picture what music he would like.
I really can’t handle Gin and Tonic, that along with straight vodka are the drinks my stomach likes to reject Djenna. I’m not expecting many people to get the origins of my username but anyone that does will be automatically awesome in my books. lol
yeah, i can’t handle gin either, i keep trying it, and i keep rejecting it lol. so vodka is still my drink of choice (goes with everything, even cornflakes!) until i grow up enough to become the gin-soaked tart i know i can be
alord no I just can’t stomach gin Maybe I will try it again some day but the memories of before are not good. It’s not the taste it’s the effect, though maybe that’s the quantity I consume rather than the quality. I’ll stick to whicky I think. I won’t even try to pretend I’ve heard of them.
@alord okay, stopping at the bottle-o for tanqueray gin is on my to do list. Drinking said gin is the next task. i’m so eager to take my first step down the dank, dark path to proper gin drinking i’m going to pretend its thursday instead of tuesday today
thanks for the recommendation, i will let you know how i go
I’ve always wonsered why different alcoholic drinks have different effects on you? Wine makes me say I love you to everyone and everything then fall into a deep sleep, Vodka with something just makes me happy but on it’s own makes me sick,Beer makes me loud and jolly, gin makes me sick and any combination of shots, whisky and midori makes me happy and horny. How can all these drinks that have the same ingredient that makes you drunk have such different effects?
yeah, i’ve always found it funny that GHB makes me really horny, and heroin sends me into a deep sleep.
on a serious note, whisky makes me angry and do whatever comes into my head that second to do, beer barely does anything to me, and… if i’m at home, i can have a bottle of red wine and feel really sick as well as ill the next day, but when i’m in a warm country, i can have 3 bottles of red and be fine. wine makes me maudlin, and makes me think it’s a good idea to call an ex or watch breakfast club.
It’s strange isn’t it? I haven’t quite experimented as far with drugs as you but with the alcohol. Tequila does it for me too it must be a strong aphrodisiac and I try not to have nights with lots of whisky and coke and tequila shots too often as they as a mix increase the chance of me becoming a nympho and waking up next to a munter. Never a good way to start the day.