You guys are right. Dick jokes are funny here and there but sometimes this site is just page after page of dick jokes. There have got to be other forms of humor out there and witty, witty remarks being made every single day. I would love to see some of those from time to time, just to spice things up.
My girlfriend describes herself as very cocksure, but able to be quite Dickensian at times. She says that she knows this is somewhat of a contradiction, but that it would be a fallacy to discount her penetrative mind based on such a brief description.
So, based on Tracy’s reasoning, is this why my ass hurts every morning?
ee, how are you mate?, I’ve been calling out for you of late, but you haven’t been answering me.
Have missed you so, but now I have no time to talk, so much shit going on at my end at the moment, mostly good though.
Hope to catch you again real soon honey.
I understand lexluther. If we ever met, it would probably be at some sort of Lamebook orgy, so we could just have a manly hug, and then just go insane on all the Lame trim. I mean, just go absolutely fucking nuclear on that Lame pussy. If a woman isn’t wobbly when she walks out of there, then we didn’t pound that Lame snatch proper.
You boys, always with your dicks in hand ready to tear us a new one. No wonder we love you like we do. lex, Soup, you are both amazing in my book. With your witty words, what Lame girl couldn’t resit you?
The day before we get together, I will eat rhinestones and glitter so I can vagazzle your lady parts.
I’ll see if I can’t work something out with the Lamebook owners. Get them to post one of their advertising things to announce it to everyone. I look forward to Ben going on a rant about selfish lovers, then blowing his load after touching a boob.
Absolutely! But the application needs to be gentle. Last time around Dolly Parton made me slather on some Elmer’s glue and go mining for gems in her Country Hole. Not only did I get gashes from her gash, but I couldn’t pee for a week!
Well, at least Elmer’s is water soluble. Did you have any luck mining? I hear those hills are full of hidden gems. Oh Dolly…She’s a woman after my own heart, her and her Country Hole and enormous breasts!
eenerbl: both. i actually went and got a drink just so i could say that.
Soup: i appreciate that. it’d be great to see BritishHobo getting smashed and hating on everything (been rather bitter lately. did the missus kick you out of the box or what?). Mario and Dreddy would be doing….his thing. whatever that is. malteaser would be lol-ing over in the corner. sensible madness would be down. and slim too. this thing has some potential….
on an unrelated note, i loved the manilow reference. well played.
I fucking hate those battle of the sexes jokes. Everyone has heard them a thousand times and they weren’t that funny to begin with. If you want to be taken seriously, maybe try making your statements without reusing material that was lame and outdated in the 80s and come up with something original.