EE, true – but that isn’t the sort of voltage one would shy away from. Definitely not the kind you’d make sad faces on FB about. For Alejandra’s sake, I hope the little guy can suck it up and fire up a spark or two for her.
Please realize that vampires DO have blood flowing through them. They are UNDEAD, not dead. In fact, finding a coffin with blood in it was considered a sign of vampirism. Of course this goes for real vampires. How twinkletoes works is another matter.
Facts about myths
I follow that #1 isn’t an original, but it’s an argument that still bothers me. My girlfriend tried to make that point one time and I shot it down. You’re reading a book under the pretense that, by some kind of magic (unexplainable by science), there is a group of immortal people walking and talking long after they die. Your argument is that you can’t get an erection if you don’t have flowing blood? Well, if we’re following the rules of science (which is a pretense already implied by a person making that argumenta0, you can’t fucking WALK AROUND if you don’t have flowing blood.
@mad2physicist When I saw #1, I as going to agree, but then I glanced down and read your very valid point. Phew, almost looked like a idiot there. Thanks.
The rest were lol and SMH worthy. The last one, I don’t see why girls continue to get those with the risk of it being done wrong, hitting a nerve, and permanently numbing that area, thusly defeating the purpose of getting it to enhance pleasure. I used to want one, until I read the risks. I’d rather not chance it.
Ugh, I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight. I am so sick and tired of hearing people complain that vampires don’t sparkles. Complaining that vampires can’t do this or that because they are undead/dead, whatever.utt
They are fictional characters for crying out loud. A myth, not real.
Stop correcting people on what a vampire “should be”. It’s just as bad as writing a fictional book and putting your own spin on vampires. Just breathe, and let it go.
and with that, MsBuzzkillington closed down her computer with a well-deserved feeling of having righted a wrong. Satisfied, she settled more comfortably into her chair and picked up her Harry Potter novel.
wow. The amount of people correcting vampire myths cracks me up. Surely a mythical creature can do anything, because it doesn’t exist outside your imagination. oh, and does anyone really care about twilight anymore?
Please realize that obody cares. Seriously. Every single fucking complaint about Twilight has been covered a billion times already. Think you have a new hilariously witty insight about some shitty plot element in Twilight? You don’t. It’s been mocked. A shit-ton. It’s been done to death. And nobody gives a shit. Not even those others of us who dislike Twilight. I used to despise Twilight, but now I would much prefer to actually read the books than read one more crappy unoriginal lame bullshit complaint about Twilight. You don’t like it. We get it. Vampires shouldn’t sparkle. We get it. Edward Cullen’s kinda camp. We get it. You’re all unoriginal fags (in the Louis CK sense of the word). WE GET IT.
Agree x 1,000,000 BritishHobo but can we throw Justin Bieber in there too? It’s so boring reading about him all the time, if we don’t like Justin Bieber so much, wouldn’t it be more productive to just forget he exists? I personally don’t see where all the hate stems from, it’s not funny, just creepy so many adults have such strong opinions on a teenage boy.
All this talk of shoving metal spikes into parts of a ladies love garden reminds me of my new invention that i’m planning on pitching in next years Dragons Den.
The ‘Pussy Magnet’ TM. Works on the basis that the owner points a huge fuck off magnet at ladies midriffs, all those ‘edgy’ pierced up punk pussy’s come sliding across the dance floor toward you, saving you the bother of having to go round asking if the have metal fannies or not.
Keona – VCH piercings don’t actually go through the clitoris, just through the hood. If a piercer is well-trained and knows what he or she is doing then there is no risk of hitting a nerve or causing numbness in the area etc.
I love mine, ‘sliding around on it’ feels wonderful, heh, but they aren’t for everyone.