I could see that lame ass punchline from 3 miles away. Love it when people tell these loser “oh snap” narratives and then end it with some line that makes it seem as though they’ve advanced comeback humor ahead 30 years. “Needless to say, I got one less bag from Wal-Mart today” – HAHAHAHA, go fuck yourself
Yeah having at one point worked as a bagger of groceries I can attest that she was probably repeating corporate rhetoric. Seriously Safeway had lots of rules about bagging that made no sense, but were strictly enforced.