Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Winnin’

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  1. Meh.

  2. I’m liking the first one, almost worth stealing for my facebook status. The rest, meh. Another sandwich joke, how original. Go Lamebook!

  3. Sounds like Amanda has forgotten the role which God wants woman to play. As found in Genesis 3:16:

    “To the woman he said, ‘I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.’”

    Or in Ephesians 5:21:

    “Wives, be subject to your husbands as you are to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife just as Christ is the head of the church, the body of which he is the Savior. Just as the church is subject to Christ, so also wives ought to be, in everything, to their husbands. ”

    While Amanda may not be married to whomever her status is addressed to, she should understand that there are reasons for defined gender roles in a society. In order to be pious and blessed by God, a woman must prioritize serving the Lord, serving her husband, bearing children and maintaining the home. To take on the man’s role in society is to destroy the natural order set forth by the Creator.

  4. Indeed, Dan, indeed.

  5. I think Dan should be posting this in the millions of ‘Shudup Gurl, mAkE me a SANWICH LOLZZ!!1′ forums. The reactions would be priceless

  6. Wow, Dan… that really put things into perspective for me. I mean, I used to hate religion and everything it represents. But after reading your quotes that come directly from your “holy book” I’ve grown up to hate, I’ve come to realize that I don’t even understand why religion still exists. We are all now dumber for having read what you said.

    I enjoy sexist jokes, and I even take part in them myself. Indeed, my wife should make me sammiches, but to know that it’s somewhat “forced” upon her by the Creator makes me further question the point. I sit here now, pondering how so many people in the world can blindly follow something that blurts out such obnoxious claims and rules. This is ridiculous.

    Times have changed, Dan. Perhaps you should consider changing your preference for literature.

  7. *yawn*

  8. The ones that are supposed to be witty are never funny. Only rarely, I should say.

  9. Oh, fuck, a joke about women making sandwiches! You’re up there with freaking George Carlin. Got any other brilliant jokes? I heard George Bush is a bit stupid, maybe you could do something about that.

  10. heh heh, the ‘Sammich LOLZ!1′ jokes always seem to piss you off Hobo

  11. Isaac is nonimaginative and lame. So I guess he half deserves a spot on this site.

  12. kangarooster, the only thing less original than a joke about women making sandwiches is me saying that somebody making that joke should also joke about George Bush being stupid.

    Me pointing that out is also becoming a cliché.

  13. These jokes are juvenile. The only funny one was the wheres Waldo and even then I barely chuckled. I know this is ‘Lamebook” but can we see some posts from some smart lame people?

  14. haha, nah man, i agree completely, these kind of posts are freaking retarded. Thats why i think it would be quite interesting to unleash Fargis on the 14 year old ‘sammich making’ forums, a fantastic place for Fargy to troll until his heart is content, and with substantially more ‘bites’

  15. I heard that George Bush is sooooo dumb, he makes his wife sandwiches!

    Did I do good?

  16. @Dragnorok, Excellent job grasshopper

  17. My husband doesn’t like sandwiches. Lucky girl I am!

    Wally is a crafty mofo fo sho!

  18. Pat is a man after my own heart.

  19. I like to sit up on a rooftop with a .50 cal and play Where’s Waldo? Personally. And when I do, everyone will never question his whereabouts agaiin! That dirty bastard. Knowing him, they will probably bury him in secret to, and they will still want to know where! It’s neverending!

  20. LOL Hobo, the Clinton joke, ahahahahaha!!! Perfect.

    I personally can’t get enough ‘Where’s Waldo’ jokes….. haha. Then again, I’ve been known to post song lyrics to my wall before. However, I don’t recall asking people to sing along with me. That’s new. Actually, does it count if they are posted along with a youtube link???

  21. I actually did that last night…

    On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

  22. I agree. Sammich jokes are getting old. My wife burns water. Her attempting to make a sammich would be like dividing by zero. Her talents are better suited to picking the dingle berries out of my ass with her teeth.

    Toothpick dear?

  23. MsBuzzkillington

    Down with sandwich jokes. Keep that in mind lamebook, put it in your notes.

  24. @Hobo
    Go make me a sandwich and shut up

  25. At the possible risk of having my man-card revoked, I just don’t find the sammich jokes amusing (aside from the word “sammich” of course). One of my buddies likes to make them to his wife frequently; he still seems surprised when he’s on her shit list.

  26. Dan_Fargis is POS. I can’t stand people who feel the need to force what they think their imaginary friend in the sky wants according to a book full of fairy tails. As if this lamebook post wasn’t bad enough. heh

  27. Paint_my_nails_please

    feeding trolls is never satisfying.

  28. meh

  29. Please do not feed the trolls.
    Also, we covered the sandwich joke enough. Just let it die a peaceful, quiet death already

  30. The sandwich jokes will never stop because obviously this site is run by males. GET USED TO IT.

  31. What I don’t understand is why women don’t turn the sandwich jokes around. For example ‘He told me to make a sandwich so I put myself between his boss and his best friend.’

  32. Oh my god mad2physicist …. you’re my new hero.

  33. Good call Mad2

  34. Cause then we get called sluts are told that we’re what’s wrong with the modern world, and followed with insinuations that the reason women like us deserve to be raped is because we didn’t just stay in the kitchen to make sandwiches? I mean, if you were looking for an honest answer.

  35. Hey, women like you give women a bad name. Have a sense of humor. Maybe crack a smile once in a while when you’re done having dicks in your mouth. Go make your fucking man a sandwich, don’t be a bitch. Honestly, it’s two pieces of bread with some meat in between; not that fucking hard. I’m ashamed to have a vagina because of girls like you so gtfo, shut up and never forget that I’m superior.

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