Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Why does tall mean small???

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  1. Seriously? 4 years? A “tall” is a “tall” because there is a “short” with 1/2 as much coffee, good for a single espresso.

    So you have made no friends in 4 years to explain that to you AND you don’t know how to use google?

  2. Take it easy ya skinny jegging, thick black glasses, scarf-wearing, pumpkinspice latte drinking hipster. Some people just want a regular coffee with cream and sugar.

  3. I can’t stand hipsters either. That’s some funny shit Stever! YOLO my man, YOLO! Third!

  4. If Starbucks keep making their own expressions for large and small coffee with or without cream, sugar, rum or anything like, it’s their own fault, when their employees get raped!

  5. I come here for dane and his quirky rape scenarios.

  6. I love scotch. Scotch. Scotch scotch.

  7. I’m making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do……. JOBS81.COM

  8. ^ Man, that sounds like a great deal, Mary! Totally legit!

  9. The word she’s looking for is ‘small’. Fuck tax-dodging Starbucks.

  10. I’m going to burn your house down with you in it.

  11. There is fucking nothing cosmopolitan about knowing how to order at Starbucks. The word “cosmopolitan” means familiarity and ease in many countries and cultures, and there is very little that is multicultural about Starbucks.

    Even if you go with the definition of cosmopolitan that I think this poster is getting at, which I assume is something about being a hip and savvy city dweller…it’s fucking Starbucks. They have Starbucks franchises in strip malls in the suburbs.

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