Comments on: When You’re Typin’ on the John, and Your Dignity is Gone

By: PotKettleBlack

PotKettleBlack — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:56:45 +0000

thats a long poop.

By: bellacullen01

bellacullen01 — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:49:37 +0000

I know this guy. He left his facebook open and his friends posted all of these statuss

By: Lambo_Paul

Lambo_Paul — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:49:39 +0000

or flush it down the toilet.

By: Cox

Cox — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:11:41 +0000

Keep that shit only for Yusuf!

By: worm infested

worm infested — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:11:44 +0000

goddamn, facebook sucks more and more.. why the fuck would anyone care about someones bowel movement, no matter how bad are they to the person.. keep that SHIT only to youself!!

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:06:22 +0000

Hahaha @ hossain! as well the title really cracked me up!

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:19:21 +0000

Just wondering if we can see any reflections in that photo? It was obviously taken while he was on the loo.

By: KK

KK — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:37:20 +0000

It’s sad that talking on mobiles is now more ‘acceptable’ these days! I remember the days everyone would turn them off when going to the bathroom for fear of them ringing. But now, I hear (usually younger girls teens – mid-twenties) talking on them on the toilet with other people flushing their toilets all around – surely the other side knows what’s going on?!! EEEEEWWWWWWWW! People get some respect & let toilet happenings be PRIVATE!

By: Marina

Marina — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:37:37 +0000

…………………………………….

By: detox

detox — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:40:08 +0000

Oh silly him. Must have confused the status update with his twitter account. Happens to some of us, the dumb sum of us.

By: flips

flips — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:54:46 +0000

^ agreed. I have WAY too many friends who write this kind of… errr… shit in their status updates.

By: hossain

hossain — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:45:35 +0000

im literally on the toliet right now with my laptop reading this

By: zarb

zarb — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:04:42 +0000

The best part about this is the title

By: Rhea

Rhea — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:26:00 +0000

..this reminds me of me…

By: Tristan

Tristan — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:51:48 +0000

@ bela okmyx

Immodium AD would be better. Anti-diarrheal medication

By: Nellie

Nellie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:38:39 +0000

GreySkyedEyes, Lamebook usually edits the posts so that they read in chronological order downwards to make them easier to follow.

Oh, Jake. Way too much information.

By: GreySkyedEyes

GreySkyedEyes — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:26:38 +0000

this may be fake, no? the status updates would have the most recent on top.

By: jelly

jelly — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:59:15 +0000

Well done Jake on ensuring you won’t get laid for the next year!!
There’s some shit that’s meant to be kept private (bad pun fully intended)

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:37:50 +0000

Jake you need a life.

By: spikethekitten

spikethekitten — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:01:01 +0000

Jesus Christ. Say it with me people: FACEBOOK IS NOT TWITTER.

By: Boz

Boz — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:52:05 +0000

I should hope he was “wiping finally”. If he was wiping initially, there would be more serious questions to answer.

By: Naomi

Naomi — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:43:59 +0000

lol @Jenn

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:33:57 +0000

@21… like this…

By: chickenhead

chickenhead — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:26:41 +0000

Give me a post like this over girls that do nothing but post their favorite quotes because the don’t have a single original thought in their bubble heads any day of the week.

I think more people should discuss their bowels on Facebook.

By: Living with Balls

Living with Balls — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:21:44 +0000

How do you wipe and type at the same time?

By: foolishwolf

foolishwolf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:03:43 +0000

Goddammit, MY name is Jake. Thanks for ruining it.

By: SukMyBoomStik

SukMyBoomStik — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:50:28 +0000

Seriously, I do lots of things on the toilet. I will have entire phone conversations while dropping a deuce. That doesn’t mean I tell everyone about it. That’s just too much info, Jake.

By: SevanSins

SevanSins — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:10:58 +0000

Ring sting is the worst.
I will pray for you Jake.

By: Tunaroll

Tunaroll — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:07:29 +0000

I though this was funny and not lame at all.

By: bela okmyx

bela okmyx — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:59:37 +0000

And the Mylanta won’t do him any good, because it’s an antacid. What he really needed was some Pepto-bismol