It’s on the language section at the bottom of your page. I found it annoying after 10 minutes of not being able to understand what half of the text said! Theres also an upside down language which was just as infuriating.
When I was about 6 my mum (a science teacher) knew what would happen if she put a whole raw egg in the microwave but instead of telling me what happens, she decided to show me. nothing happened til she touched it with a cold spoon then BOOOOM! egg everywhere. Funny as fuck.
I re told that story in my new house one night when I was drinking with a few mates, and without my knowledge one of them put an egg in the microwave. It exploded. Now every time I nuke something it smells like egg.
And before anyone corrects me, for the love of Lamebook – read back posts. The epitome of flexo should have it’s own lamebook post, where we can debate on “retarts” and “brians”. It would make me happy. That way people would stop taking the troll seriously and be able to appreciate it for what it is.
I spent all too much time reading this series of posts. I also was way too entertained. As for Flexo, I admire the fact that you do not think you said Brians at first, fortunately you made me laugh hilariously so I have respect for you now. As for all the other assholes on here, I think that you guys need to stop being so goddamn serious. This shit is hilarious, even just laughing at peoples stupidity. I am becoming more and more of a fan of Lamebook as I keep reading all these posts.
Mark, you must have no friends on your facebook, or your penis is really something special. I have hundereds of people on my Facebook and I don’t think I would ever post something about my vagina unless it was more than true, just in question of embarassing myself. Jon is looking forward to Benny’s dick pics, kindof weird. Marisa’s pirate language kindof turns me on. And Sarah, is fucking dumb.
If only Mark’s status could be a reality for the rest of us. There would be no reason for war!
PMSL @ 32. Flexo
“i do too have brians asshole”. I have to ask who Brian is and was his asshole worth the pounding/licking/felching that you seem to be vicariously distracted with? Or was it used too much by yourself that Brains asshole is now more of a necklace that wear when on lamebook?
Lamebook is eef’n hilarious and so is everyone of your contributions!
Retarded spelling of ‘retard’
HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
SHATAP URA RETART
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended “tart”.
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.