OK here’s my theory: Krasivaya is Yoink- they only ever come on at the same time and she was the first to like himand convince others to. Yoink is not real, he’s just her alter ego. Please let him die now. His English gives me a headache.
Alordslums, Kras and Dukey all work in the same office.
gee that wasn’t hard to figure out. Did I mention my day job is as a detective?
That was an odd non-sequiter… I like yoink because, for all his horrible grammar and spelling, he seems like an alright chap, and we shouldn’t give people the boot just because they talk about their wang a bit too much.
I will disagree with your assessment that he and Kras are one and the same. That is all.
i dont think yoink is that brilliant. he is persistent though. but alord seems to be able to slip into yoink mode with little effort.
But I think yoinks is joeatley. Joe became boring after only one day. Yoinks has lasted two days so far. He’ll get bored of typing like that. And people will get bored of struggling to read the same crap. They’ll stop responding and Yoinks will die.
@ Saffer, I am not offended by your theory about me working in a fucken office, I just take it as a compliment to Yoink. As in Yoink is so amazing that your brain just can’t comprehend his possible existence.
Although I AM offended that you placed me last on that list. Why can’t I ever get top billing, my nigga.
yoink = onceblind. The later comparing the former to banksy, having a rather eloquent to the effect that all commentators on this page are arsehats . The hole in this theory is that yoink keeps coming back. Either that or slimjayz had a stroke and this is the outcome.
Guys its “JoeAckney” and she(or he, refused to specify because he or she didn’t understand the relevance of gender to the post) was some funny fuckwad that amused us for a while but only in one Lamebook post. I will try to google it for you.