Judging by how sheltered Austin has obviously been his entire life (12:31am and not in bed? Rebel!), he’s going to get eaten alive in college. I predict he’ll black out one day and wake up 6 months later in a tree wearing nothing but someone else’s underwear. He’ll stumble back to his dorm room and find he’s flunked out and they’ve changed the locks.
Wow… besides Michele’s comment, so much here is lame. Let’s do this in order.
1. Y dE FoOk Arrrr Ye TiIpEn LyK Di$?
Jesus… why not type normally? I can forgive ‘u’ or spelling mistakes, bnut… just… why?
3. Ha, this makes me laugh. She seems like one of those mothers who either doesn’t see the problem in saying ‘my boy is so sweet, I’d be a lucky girl if he took me on a date’, or DOES, and loves to embaress him. Either way, sucks to be Ryan.
4. I can’t work it out. I guess he was saying BOTH to the hair comment to… though that doesn’t make sense.
5. Oh, Austin… just… what a stupid thing for a college kid to say on Facebook XD
Love Michele, though. I’m really loving these parent posts.
There comes a time in your life when you realize your parents sacrificed a lot to raise you. That includes, but is not limited to, being loud during sex. Other examples are, buying anything special for yourself without hiding it, sharing it, or buying something for the kid too. Talking on the phone without being interrupted. And getting to just fuck around without worrying about being a bad example.
@spandex_badger…Hmmm, I think you’re right. There can’t be more then 1 idiot Tanisha who don’t know how to type, and are having trouble with their pregnancies. You know trying to find the one guy at the party who may be the generous sperm donor.
All I can say is Yikes. All the problems the people of this planet are facing and now we have to deal with these immbeciles.
For the love of God, NO! Grow up just because you figured out that the shift button turns numbers into symbols and you’ve related them to letters DOES NOT make you ready to have a little child that will need your constant attention while you probably will ditch him/her to go get drunk and do some drugs, so do us all a favor, crawl in a hole and stay there.