Friday, July 3, 2009

What a Pussy/The Cryin’ King

What a Pussy

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  1. I read a couple comments, but I still couldn’t figure if I thought this way funny or sad.
    I mean, is this some poem? Because if it is, it is horrible. But, it is a sad story. I’ve had two cats who’ve died, but because of sickness, but I can partially reflect to how this person felt.
    Lamebook should take this off it’s site.

    But wait. Let’s give some lols @ Michelle. Haha.

  2. ftw lamebook!!! and Haha, simba, Elton john, michelle thank you! hahaha

  3. srsly. Not funny but sad. Get it off Lamebook.

  4. The best thing about this post is that there are so many comments pointing out how lame it is. That gives me some hope for the future.

  5. fakeplastictrees

    if this is a joke, the girl scored.

  6. that made me want to cry a little.

  7. Er what? It dont get the funny. Just sort of sad, not lamebook material, im going to go kick myself in the balls for an hour so I can be happier then this story made me. Gheeez.

  8. 18 years x2?? cats don’t live that long.

  9. 🙁

  10. It’s sad. Obviously it’s a young girl who wrote it. I feel bad for her – and her cat. 🙁

  11. This a terrible story. A cat getting mangled is not amusing in the slightest. Boo to whoever thought this was funny. Youre obviously quite sick in the head. And possibly the reason why the cat is dead. horrible.

  12. lamebook FAIL.
    this post should come down and the “sorry/gravity” post should go back up.

  13. I think the reason that this is on Lamebook is because she posted it in her profile, in her interests.

  14. So someone’s cat died and they wrote a little memoir. I’ve seen stupider shit on facebook everyday. Are you telling me a site devoting itself to lame facebook activity can’t find anything worse than this? Do your fucking job, lamebook.

    And to whoever said “She’s pyscho!” your personal anmiosity towards her does not equal her being crazy in any way. Just because you lurked her profile and found that small passage only proves you need to do something better with her time.

    If her interest is her cat, it can go there. I don’t see the issue or “funniness” in that or whatever the hell she decided to name her cat. Get a life.

  15. This is just sad! I would be devastated if my cat died. This is definitely a lamebook fail.

  16. NOT lame. At all. I’m past 30 and male, and I feel as strongly for my cat as this girl does. Terrible decision, admin.

  17. This is a lamebook troll, IMO.

  18. The only thing lame about this is someone posted it on lamebook. What sorry heartless sob would get a laugh out of this.

    HUR HUR your pet died a horrible death and your sad, this is even better than when you were sad about your family dieing in that car accident, or when you learned you had cancer. HUR HUR HUR.

    Seriously, who ever posted this to lamebook has some issues if they think this is funny.

    I honestly feel sorry for them because whoever posted this to lamebook cause they’ll probably go the rest of their life not knowing what a moron they are and why no one really likes them. Thats really sad.

  19. hahahaha. sorry, i think it’s great. it would be really sad if it was a note or something. but., the fact that it’s in her interests is

  20. TL;DR

  21. A young girl missing her cat… what is lame or funny about that? It is just sad 🙁

  22. @ Heli, you are exactly right. I have been on lamebook all day. This is just sad. I cant imagine what is funny about a “young girl missing her cat”. Screw this site and whoever put this up.

  23. this isnt funny at all. its the same as teasing someone whos grieving the loss of a family member or friend, i feel the same way about my pets. take it down lamebook, have some respect!

  24. 🙁

  25. this BROKE my heart.

  26. Its funny because of the way it was written. At least it made me laugh a little bit. Just imagine it being read as a skit on SNL or something.

    This was the funniest, “i’ve never seen a raccoon… but i guess they’re there. or maybe it wasn’t a raccoon, maybe it was a dog something.”

  27. This really isn’t that funny. My parents got a cat when I was 4. We basically grew up together. He was great, he used to follow me to the local park and spend all night on the end of my bed, keeping my feet warm in the winter. He was simply there all my childhood, all my teenage years. He was just there.

    When I was 21 I was home from college for a week and he was really ill. He got worse and had a stroke a couple of days later. It’s awful to see a pet you’ve had for nearly 2 decades to be messed up like that. He died the next day and it really messed me up. Obviously it’s not the same as losing a person, but it is a big loss. Especially if it’s your first pet.

    I can’t imagine if my cat had been destroyed by another animal and I had found him. This one goes out to all those who’ve loved and lost (a pet)!!

  28. FAIL. thats why you dont let your cat outside, dumb ass.

  29. hahahahahaha

  30. Hahaha Really? Everyone is going to get that upset. What a bunch of pussies. Go over to the PETA site and cry there. This was funny, and ridiculous. It’s amusing how every one of you commenters can belittle and tear people apart and then become whinny douche bags about this.

  31. @ Really?: Maybe because humans like you, and the others who find this funny, can be complete brainless douchebags who are not worth a teardrop, and a cat/dog/ferret/whatever can’t. 🙂

  32. I’m the brainless douche? I dig animals as much as anyone else but give me a break. A fucking 5 page monologue that’s obviously faked. ” I guess a raccoon got you. . .I’ve never seen one. . .” Blah blah. Fake or some crazy cat lady who is actually mourning it like a child. It reads as funny. It’s comedy. I think it’s funny and the complete brainless douche bag is NOT me. Again comparing people to animals is brainless. Cute? Yes. Great companions? Yes. Intelligent? Yes. End of the world when they die? Not really. Funny over reacting post made on Facebook? Yes.

  33. cats can’t read. end of story.

  34. I wanted to cry while reading this! I would have been just as upset as this girl if that happened to one of my cats 🙁

  35. Seriously lamebook? Fuck you. This isn’t funny at all.

  36. Yeah this is definitely sad as hell

  37. God damn it , i got a cat and i understand how this girl feel ( – – ) dun t u dare make fun of her , i will freakin kick your ass

  38. This was sad to the point she revealed the cat was called Simba. The lamest imaginable name for a tomcat.

    And, by the way, the cat was called Simba presumably after the character in the Lion King, yet the movie came out 1994. But she also said she had thought she’ll have the cat around for “another 18 years”, which to my ears sounds terribly like she’s already had it for 18 years, since 1990. So, either this cat-lover renamed her cat after having it for 4 years, or she knew Swahili before the movie – ‘simba’ is Swahili for ‘a lion’. Lame nevertheless!

  39. Christ on a cracker

    Zoophilia anyone?

  40. Omg that is so sad i wana cry!!
    And who gives a fuk about why a young grl named her cat simba get a hobby

  41. This should never have been posted on here. It makes me sick. I’ve had animals die that I was really close to, and it really does feel like your baby died. This isn’t lame. I’ve sent in a hundred funny things and they choose something like this to put up? That’s just fucking cruel.

  42. I agree with jordyfresh and quite a few other people. I come on here to read funny stuff, not sad stories about dead animals. There was no need to put this up, it’s cruel.

  43. Oh come on. I’ve had pets die that I was really upset about but what I didn’t do was post about it online an make it sound like my life was over. This is lame.

  44. & A young girl!? She’s 18 for Christ’s sake!

  45. i understand where shes comin from. when i was in rehab i became best friends with a cat, and then i had to watch it be ripped to shreds by dogs. it was very devastating. i felt like my life was over. girl, i am very sorry for your loss.

  46. Some of you have no sense of humor, or are just really lame and boring. This shit is hilarious. This person is considered an adult, young my ass. What a weirdo

  47. This isn’t lame or funny! @-@

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