Friday, July 3, 2009

What a Pussy/The Cryin’ King

What a Pussy

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  1. Aww. I feel bad for this girl, actually. I’d be devestated if I found one of my cats mangled like that.

  2. Lamebook? More like Sadbook!

  3. seriously? this isn’t even funny… some 16-year-old found their family pet completely mauled. where is the humor in that? maybe this would have been more appropriate as a blog entry than a response to “interests,” but this is just sad. it’s not even amusing or ironic that the cats are named after the lion king. this is definitely lame.

  4. Kind of corny, but not really funny I gotta say

  5. This isn’t lame. This is how I feel about my cats. How horrible. :(

  6. seriously. what heartless person actually submitted this entry?

  7. massive fail. i love this site…usually. you missed the mark this time. i really feel for the girl and what she went through…and is probably reliving every time she goes to sleep. what a nightmare.

    maybe she should have blogged it elsewhere, but she was probably freaking out and lacked a bit of judgment. i think the douchebaggery and personal problems really apply to whomever posted this. Lamebook is officially its own “Today’s Lamester.”

  8. Yeah, not worthy of Lamebook, not funny at all really. Typically Lamebook is amusing, but this is just depressing, doubly so because someone thought it was worth laughing at some girl because she loved her cat. And on top of that, Lamebook thought it was worthy of a few laughs, which it is not.

    Please don’t put things like this up again. It reflects poorly on you.

  9. wow that isn’t funny at all, it’s really depressing. the poor girl found her pet killed, give her a break..

    whoever sent this in thinking it was funny.. go %#@$ yourself. i hope you lose someone close to you and feel the same pain.

    lamebook should take this down, its cruel.

  10. i lost it at simba

    (laughing, not crying)

  11. Ya know I think that this was written purposely for lamebook, as a joke. i dont think anyone would write that, it’s too much

  12. blumpkins4mccain

    pssh. more like faggotbook the way you motherfuckers are acting. grow a pair and holla at me bitches….

  13. This is tragic and takes me back to when my cat died when I was 17. I felt like he was my baby too, and though he died peacefully, it was the most painful, horrible period of time for me.

    She probably shouldn’t have posted this in her “Interests,” but grief will mess with your common sense. :( I just feel really bad for this girl, and I hope she never finds out that this got posted here.

  14. so horrible that someone would take advantage of someones grief like this. grow up!
    i hope that whoever posted this feels much MUCH worse than the poor girl grieving her cat.
    rip simba kitty

  15. This is funny as shit. Damn that raccoon!!!!!

  16. I bet it was a Ratcoon that did the mauling/killing.

  17. Not funny. Just sad. Lots of people get this fucked up over their pets dying.

  18. C’mon people…this is SO lame…”Interests” is not the place for this…write a fucking “Note” or something…

  19. pussy ass mofo

    cats are terrible pets, what other animal do humans “own” that are allowed to go roam the neighborhood like that? cats always deserve to get mutilated and stuff, thats how nature is, and whenever someone complains, I want to say to them “well why didnt you keep that dumb animal inside like every other pet?” oh yeah, because cats don’t love you, shit in your house, scratch up your stuff, eat food, then leave. Yeah great pets. I’m glad another one is gone.

  20. yeah, finding your pet mauled to death isn’t really funny…since facebook is open to everyone, it could be a 12 or 13 yr old writing this.

  21. What’s lame is that this was ever posted here. What pricks… the person who submitted it and the lamebook person who decided to post it. And btw, Lion King characters are among some of the most common names for cats these days. Get a clue. I really feel for this girl. The world would be a better place if more people were that compassionate. We could do without the a-holes that think that sadness over loss of life is lame. This is a major traumatic life event for her.

  22. Some people can feel even closer to their pets than to other family members; therefore, I find nothing “lame” about this at all. It’s actually very sad. If someone had posted an entry about someone mourning a dead family member, I highly doubt it would have made it on here, or have people commenting that the deceased “deserved” to die or calling the mourner stupid. Grow up, people. No one thinks you’re “cool” or “funny.”

  23. I admit that this would be embarrassing to have written on one’s facebook in their interests, but it is just depressing and doesn’t really make her a loser for feeling this way – just the slightest bit weird for writing it in her interests on facebook.

  24. i don’t find it lame at all, it just makes me very sad that another kitty died and i feel very much for the person who wrote it. if it would have happeed to my cat i would be devastated

  25. I’m sure Simba’s in Kitty Heaven.

  26. gah shut the fuck up you dumb queers not in favor of this post, this bitch is wack.

  27. guess all you idiots think we’re the troops so you decided to give us this huge Care package. the girl is fucked in the head and its funny

  28. This entry is not all that lame. A little sad, somewhat creepy, and poorly-written, but not lame. Just some kid who found their beloved cat two houses over, mauled to death. Kid became sad and posted a melodramatic goodbye to said kitty on FB. WOW SUPER LAME! THERE’S NOTHING LAMER THAN HAVING GENUINE AFFECTION FOR A PET!

    Hey Lamebook, next time post something that is funny or actually lame, not something depressing.

  29. ITZ HARD 2 TYPE WIF PAWZ…

    BRB

    GOIN OUTSYDE TO PLAY WIF RAT COON.

  30. i love my cat as much as the next wannabe crazy cat lady (i’m also a humane society volunteer, not some crazy kitty beater), but come on. this girl is writing a letter to her deceased cat through her facebook interests. i’m sorry her cat died, but the girl has to get a grip on reality somewhere along the line- that reality being that cats are animals that occasionally get in scuffles with the local wildlife.

    it’s, uh, the ‘circle of life’.

  31. nope…the person was attached to the cat…its neither funny, nor lame..
    just sad…
    dont know why the hell is this on lamebook

  32. Hey Rahul,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc

  33. I think it fits Lamebook, I just don’t think the “pussy” title was appropriate. The lame part is not so much about how the fella feels about the cat’s death but posting the whole thing on “interests” page.

  34. This damn near made me cry. Funny, some people actually HAVE feelings.

  35. Only kids with autism would find this funny.

    Beep boop I’m emotionally retarded, look at this kid crying over her dead cat ha. ha. ha.

  36. jonathan. keep your chin up. i still like you, bart.

  37. hahaha….. its just funny that shes so OBSESSED. People die every second and shes flipping out over a cat. Yes its sad. But this is just funny..

  38. Cori, do you even HAVE a pet? What, so people are supposed to break down and cry every time a random person dies that they don’t know but when their pet dies they should just brush it off and say, “Oh well, it was just a cat?” If a person has any heart at all they would feel an attachment to their pets.

  39. I love how New Jack makes fun of people with autism while trying to appear holier than thou. Must be a republican.

  40. Cats suck

  41. yall crossed the line with this you heartless dbags.

  42. this is why you don’t let cats outside.

  43. Yeah, I agree with the others. It was kind of lame for her to post this in her interests but putting it on Lamebook is lamer. My cat died in something of a similar way a few months ago so I kind of know how she feels. It’s surprising just how much it can hurt to lose a pet. Like her, the thing that bothers me most is thinking about my cat facing his death alone, being scared and not knowing what to do. I too wish I had been there for him :\.

  44. By the way, the title makes it seem like the poster is a guy but she speaks about wanting to be an “old cat lady” at one time in her life. I doubt it if a guy would say this.
    Just putting it out there.

  45. This is hysterically funny.

  46. Why is this here…

  47. Maybe they should have kept their cat inside. Can’t feel sorry for someone’s own stupidity. Keep your animal indoors and it won’t get eaten by wildlife.

  48. I bet Mufasa appeared in the clouds when the cat died…
    “SIMBAAAA!!”

  49. this is effing hilarious

  50. I read a couple comments, but I still couldn’t figure if I thought this way funny or sad.
    I mean, is this some poem? Because if it is, it is horrible. But, it is a sad story. I’ve had two cats who’ve died, but because of sickness, but I can partially reflect to how this person felt.
    Lamebook should take this off it’s site.

  51. I read a couple comments, but I still couldn’t figure if I thought this way funny or sad.
    I mean, is this some poem? Because if it is, it is horrible. But, it is a sad story. I’ve had two cats who’ve died, but because of sickness, but I can partially reflect to how this person felt.
    Lamebook should take this off it’s site.

    But wait. Let’s give some lols @ Michelle. Haha.

  52. ftw lamebook!!! and Haha, simba, Elton john, michelle thank you! hahaha

  53. srsly. Not funny but sad. Get it off Lamebook.

  54. The best thing about this post is that there are so many comments pointing out how lame it is. That gives me some hope for the future.

  55. fakeplastictrees

    if this is a joke, the girl scored.

  56. that made me want to cry a little.

  57. Er what? It dont get the funny. Just sort of sad, not lamebook material, im going to go kick myself in the balls for an hour so I can be happier then this story made me. Gheeez.

  58. 18 years x2?? cats don’t live that long.

  59. :(

  60. It’s sad. Obviously it’s a young girl who wrote it. I feel bad for her – and her cat. :(

  61. This a terrible story. A cat getting mangled is not amusing in the slightest. Boo to whoever thought this was funny. Youre obviously quite sick in the head. And possibly the reason why the cat is dead. horrible.

  62. lamebook FAIL.
    this post should come down and the “sorry/gravity” post should go back up.

  63. I think the reason that this is on Lamebook is because she posted it in her profile, in her interests.

  64. So someone’s cat died and they wrote a little memoir. I’ve seen stupider shit on facebook everyday. Are you telling me a site devoting itself to lame facebook activity can’t find anything worse than this? Do your fucking job, lamebook.

    And to whoever said “She’s pyscho!” your personal anmiosity towards her does not equal her being crazy in any way. Just because you lurked her profile and found that small passage only proves you need to do something better with her time.

    If her interest is her cat, it can go there. I don’t see the issue or “funniness” in that or whatever the hell she decided to name her cat. Get a life.

  65. This is just sad! I would be devastated if my cat died. This is definitely a lamebook fail.

  66. NOT lame. At all. I’m past 30 and male, and I feel as strongly for my cat as this girl does. Terrible decision, admin.

  67. This is a lamebook troll, IMO.

  68. The only thing lame about this is someone posted it on lamebook. What sorry heartless sob would get a laugh out of this.

    HUR HUR your pet died a horrible death and your sad, this is even better than when you were sad about your family dieing in that car accident, or when you learned you had cancer. HUR HUR HUR.

    Seriously, who ever posted this to lamebook has some issues if they think this is funny.

    I honestly feel sorry for them because whoever posted this to lamebook cause they’ll probably go the rest of their life not knowing what a moron they are and why no one really likes them. Thats really sad.

  69. hahahaha. sorry, i think it’s great. it would be really sad if it was a note or something. but., the fact that it’s in her interests is

  70. TL;DR

  71. A young girl missing her cat… what is lame or funny about that? It is just sad :-(

  72. @ Heli, you are exactly right. I have been on lamebook all day. This is just sad. I cant imagine what is funny about a “young girl missing her cat”. Screw this site and whoever put this up.

  73. this isnt funny at all. its the same as teasing someone whos grieving the loss of a family member or friend, i feel the same way about my pets. take it down lamebook, have some respect!

  74. :(

  75. this BROKE my heart.

  76. Its funny because of the way it was written. At least it made me laugh a little bit. Just imagine it being read as a skit on SNL or something.

    This was the funniest, “i’ve never seen a raccoon… but i guess they’re there. or maybe it wasn’t a raccoon, maybe it was a dog something.”

  77. This really isn’t that funny. My parents got a cat when I was 4. We basically grew up together. He was great, he used to follow me to the local park and spend all night on the end of my bed, keeping my feet warm in the winter. He was simply there all my childhood, all my teenage years. He was just there.

    When I was 21 I was home from college for a week and he was really ill. He got worse and had a stroke a couple of days later. It’s awful to see a pet you’ve had for nearly 2 decades to be messed up like that. He died the next day and it really messed me up. Obviously it’s not the same as losing a person, but it is a big loss. Especially if it’s your first pet.

    I can’t imagine if my cat had been destroyed by another animal and I had found him. This one goes out to all those who’ve loved and lost (a pet)!!

  78. FAIL. thats why you dont let your cat outside, dumb ass.

  79. hahahahahaha

  80. Hahaha Really? Everyone is going to get that upset. What a bunch of pussies. Go over to the PETA site and cry there. This was funny, and ridiculous. It’s amusing how every one of you commenters can belittle and tear people apart and then become whinny douche bags about this.

  81. @ Really?: Maybe because humans like you, and the others who find this funny, can be complete brainless douchebags who are not worth a teardrop, and a cat/dog/ferret/whatever can’t. :)

  82. I’m the brainless douche? I dig animals as much as anyone else but give me a break. A fucking 5 page monologue that’s obviously faked. ” I guess a raccoon got you. . .I’ve never seen one. . .” Blah blah. Fake or some crazy cat lady who is actually mourning it like a child. It reads as funny. It’s comedy. I think it’s funny and the complete brainless douche bag is NOT me. Again comparing people to animals is brainless. Cute? Yes. Great companions? Yes. Intelligent? Yes. End of the world when they die? Not really. Funny over reacting post made on Facebook? Yes.

  83. cats can’t read. end of story.

  84. I wanted to cry while reading this! I would have been just as upset as this girl if that happened to one of my cats :-(

  85. Seriously lamebook? Fuck you. This isn’t funny at all.

  86. Yeah this is definitely sad as hell

  87. God damn it , i got a cat and i understand how this girl feel ( – – ) dun t u dare make fun of her , i will freakin kick your ass

  88. This was sad to the point she revealed the cat was called Simba. The lamest imaginable name for a tomcat.

    And, by the way, the cat was called Simba presumably after the character in the Lion King, yet the movie came out 1994. But she also said she had thought she’ll have the cat around for “another 18 years”, which to my ears sounds terribly like she’s already had it for 18 years, since 1990. So, either this cat-lover renamed her cat after having it for 4 years, or she knew Swahili before the movie – ‘simba’ is Swahili for ‘a lion’. Lame nevertheless!

  89. Christ on a cracker

    Zoophilia anyone?

  90. Omg that is so sad i wana cry!!
    And who gives a fuk about why a young grl named her cat simba get a hobby

  91. This should never have been posted on here. It makes me sick. I’ve had animals die that I was really close to, and it really does feel like your baby died. This isn’t lame. I’ve sent in a hundred funny things and they choose something like this to put up? That’s just fucking cruel.

  92. I agree with jordyfresh and quite a few other people. I come on here to read funny stuff, not sad stories about dead animals. There was no need to put this up, it’s cruel.

  93. Oh come on. I’ve had pets die that I was really upset about but what I didn’t do was post about it online an make it sound like my life was over. This is lame.

  94. & A young girl!? She’s 18 for Christ’s sake!

  95. i understand where shes comin from. when i was in rehab i became best friends with a cat, and then i had to watch it be ripped to shreds by dogs. it was very devastating. i felt like my life was over. girl, i am very sorry for your loss.

  96. Some of you have no sense of humor, or are just really lame and boring. This shit is hilarious. This person is considered an adult, young my ass. What a weirdo

  97. This isn’t lame or funny! @-@

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