Comments on: What a Cock

By: Brain Bleach

Brain Bleach — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:11:26 +0000

Oh how you make the world a brighter place, Nick

By: Boogie Lipschitz

Boogie Lipschitz — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:55:41 +0000

RINGO CARN’T SPEL

By: DJ

DJ — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:34:03 +0000

This is quite entertaining. Even more so than the actual point of the website. Thank you guys.

By: ITS MEE

ITS MEE — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:14:35 +0000

hmm… fighting on lame book.. Thats pretty lame to me.

By: Instructions

Instructions — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:36:00 +0000

How to “win” a flame war on lamebook:

1. Make lots of lame sexual references about people or their relatives. It is oh so witty and clever.
2. Pretend to be your opponent and post ridiculous and pathetic straw man arguments, then knock them down like a total hero
3. Keep posting until your opponents realise what a loser you are and that it is pointless to respond as this will make you look cool
4. Keep coming back and posting so that you can be last. After all, if you have less of a life, you are clearly superior
5. Post under another name to annoint yourself the winner. It’s incredibly compelling and not nearly as transparent and pathetic as everyone else thinks it is.

By: 71828182845904523536

71828182845904523536 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:03:27 +0000

Learn how to capitalise.

By: claire

claire — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:53:22 +0000

learn how to spell.

By: Ouch

Ouch — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:49:08 +0000

Sigh. The only reason I actually just read all this crap was because I’m stuck in bed ill and I’ve run out of proper reading material.

Would this count as being postable on Fandom Wank? Discuss…

By: niceone

niceone — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:21:52 +0000

@ zarggg

ahahahaha yes me too

By: Zarggg

Zarggg — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:51:43 +0000

I feel bad for Andrew’s sick deer.

By: Umbongo

Umbongo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:34:55 +0000

Jeez. Grown men kicking a ball around a field. Who gives a toss?

By: andy

andy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:48:14 +0000

that’s not quite true. soccer is an abbreviation of ‘association football’. it takes about five seconds to fact check this stuff.

By: Lissa

Lissa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:57:26 +0000

Soccer was the name of the game before people started calling it football.
tbh, I just call it soccer because it pisses off the fans. you guys are so touchy.

By: flips

flips — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:01:23 +0000

@221 Hallowe’n Zombie
Thank you! I have been saying this for YEARS.

By: jarrito

jarrito — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:39:26 +0000

Actually, Amy is the only literate person. Nick forgot his proper punctuation.

By: dan

dan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:33:27 +0000

does no one spell anymore? the only one without an error is the one with a tube in his cock. come on.

By: Isabella

Isabella — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:21:20 +0000

Alright dear, thanks for correcting me.

By: Neal's boyfriend

Neal's boyfriend — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:28:28 +0000

Hey cunt, it’s TUBED NOT TUBBED……I love Urethra flavored cum.

By: Isabella

Isabella — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:10:23 +0000

A tubbed urethra sounds really horrid. But secondly, is the spelling and grammar of most of these people. Are they grade-schoolers?

By: Neal's boyfriend

Neal's boyfriend — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:05:38 +0000

Hey honey, how is your ass, I didnt inject too much DNA into it did I? Dont worry, we will sew some elastic into it. So about blowing out your O ring.

By: Halloween Zombie

Halloween Zombie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:22:32 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football

Americans didn’t invent the game of football. Why do you think you have “american” football. Then you make soccer like your game is supposed to be unique and different or something.

By: Umbongo

Umbongo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:39:03 +0000

a) yes he totally did.

b) no I’m totally not.

c) For real, its hysterical. Read it all in one go, with suitable emotional detachment, and you too will see the hystericalityness.

Bosh.

By: Gandhi

Gandhi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:45:49 +0000

Umbongo, are you for real? Or are you jOjO?

By: Spoder

Spoder — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:53:30 +0000

Umbongo, NO. No, he didn’t.

Christ.

By: Umbongo

Umbongo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:23:58 +0000

This thread is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. F M L.

Also, jOjO totally won.

By: jOjO

jOjO — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:44:34 +0000

sorry for your loss Josh

By: JOSH

JOSH — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:41:06 +0000

HELLO JOJO I REMEMBER YOU FROM THAT TIME YOU WERE ON JERRY SPRINGER FOR FUCKING YOUR MUM WHO WAS ALSO YOUR SISTER BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ATS SCHOOL SAID YOU WEREN’T HOT…

By: jOjO

jOjO — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:31:04 +0000

takes all kind mate – none of my business to be honest

By: Neal

Neal — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:29:38 +0000

Congrats there. If you’re going to impersonate someone at least pretend it’d be something they’d say. If I was queer and had a quaint tast for horse spunk, I certainly wouldn’t be shouting about it here now would I

By: jOjO

jOjO — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:29:15 +0000

hmmmm neal with a capital N – must be you. It certainly sounds like you.