Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What a Cock

What-a-Cock

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  1. When you can figure out the difference between a comeback and a putdown I’ll be sure to carry on this conversation

  2. (11-0) Sincerely thank you neal for this great opportunity. Thank you. Shame you butt boy No Way ain’t about. He soon shut the fuck up didn’t he. Guess that makes you the butch.

  3. Winner!

  4. I like to get fucked by horses

  5. just as I suspected

  6. Funny how “Neal” became “neal” when you tried to fake a “win” you “batty boy”. How was last night? Did you crack off a few good ones to Twighlight?

  7. Sweet Jesus jOjO, did you miss your meds or something? People, why are we encouraging a 10 year old to post so much shite?

  8. That is funny isn’t it anal? proper funny. Your a funny guy and by no means are you a “fuck cock smoking, coco shunting, coffee stirring, dance class teaching, fruit hat wearing emo fuck”. So please don’t think you are.

  9. Alright Gandi – just chillin here we my mates.

  10. If you’re gonna copy me (didn’t know I was so cool) at least capitalise what I do (nod to Fake analog there)

    Coffee stirring? Did you just use that as an insult? You run out of swear words? That is what you usually use isn’t it?

    Can I ask, jojo, in all seriousness, ut your facade and step away from behind your bravado. Are you getting a kick out of this? If so by all means carry on and fill your life to the max, if not, why bother? You know noone here knows you, noone here will ever know you and if anyone here did ever happen to walk across you in the street and some how realised it was you all you’d get is oh yeah. It’s him/her and they’d walk on. Leaving you and your tourette’s gibbering in the road

  11. That said, I am a massive Queer and do enjoy horse spunk

  12. hmmmm neal with a capital N – must be you. It certainly sounds like you.

  13. Congrats there. If you’re going to impersonate someone at least pretend it’d be something they’d say. If I was queer and had a quaint tast for horse spunk, I certainly wouldn’t be shouting about it here now would I

  14. takes all kind mate – none of my business to be honest

  15. HELLO JOJO I REMEMBER YOU FROM THAT TIME YOU WERE ON JERRY SPRINGER FOR FUCKING YOUR MUM WHO WAS ALSO YOUR SISTER BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ATS SCHOOL SAID YOU WEREN’T HOT… 🙁

  16. sorry for your loss Josh

  17. This thread is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. F M L.

    Also, jOjO totally won.

  18. Umbongo, NO. No, he didn’t.

    Christ.

  19. Umbongo, are you for real? Or are you jOjO?

  20. a) yes he totally did.

    b) no I’m totally not.

    c) For real, its hysterical. Read it all in one go, with suitable emotional detachment, and you too will see the hystericalityness.

    Bosh.

  21. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football

    Americans didn’t invent the game of football. Why do you think you have “american” football. Then you make soccer like your game is supposed to be unique and different or something.

  22. Hey honey, how is your ass, I didnt inject too much DNA into it did I? Dont worry, we will sew some elastic into it. So about blowing out your O ring.

  23. A tubbed urethra sounds really horrid. But secondly, is the spelling and grammar of most of these people. Are they grade-schoolers?

  24. Hey cunt, it’s TUBED NOT TUBBED……I love Urethra flavored cum.

  25. Alright dear, thanks for correcting me.

  26. does no one spell anymore? the only one without an error is the one with a tube in his cock. come on.

  27. Actually, Amy is the only literate person. Nick forgot his proper punctuation.

  28. @221 Hallowe’n Zombie
    Thank you! I have been saying this for YEARS.

  29. Soccer was the name of the game before people started calling it football.
    tbh, I just call it soccer because it pisses off the fans. you guys are so touchy.

  30. that’s not quite true. soccer is an abbreviation of ‘association football’. it takes about five seconds to fact check this stuff.

  31. Jeez. Grown men kicking a ball around a field. Who gives a toss?

  32. I feel bad for Andrew’s sick deer. 🙁

  33. @ zarggg

    ahahahaha yes me too

  34. Sigh. The only reason I actually just read all this crap was because I’m stuck in bed ill and I’ve run out of proper reading material.

    Would this count as being postable on Fandom Wank? Discuss…

  35. learn how to spell.

  36. 71828182845904523536

    Learn how to capitalise.

  37. How to “win” a flame war on lamebook:

    1. Make lots of lame sexual references about people or their relatives. It is oh so witty and clever.
    2. Pretend to be your opponent and post ridiculous and pathetic straw man arguments, then knock them down like a total hero
    3. Keep posting until your opponents realise what a loser you are and that it is pointless to respond as this will make you look cool
    4. Keep coming back and posting so that you can be last. After all, if you have less of a life, you are clearly superior
    5. Post under another name to annoint yourself the winner. It’s incredibly compelling and not nearly as transparent and pathetic as everyone else thinks it is.

  38. hmm… fighting on lame book.. Thats pretty lame to me.

  39. This is quite entertaining. Even more so than the actual point of the website. Thank you guys.

  40. RINGO CARN’T SPEL

  41. Oh how you make the world a brighter place, Nick 😀

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