Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What a Cock

What-a-Cock

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241 Comments

  1. First

    Bosh

  2. Kids these days…

  3. Hah Nick is comparing a small tube in the penis to HEART SURGERY. What a cock, indeed.

  4. I hate you JoJo. But I hope his hart surgery gose well.

  5. After his heart surgery, he shold have his friends schedule brain surgery. Geez Louise, Facebook has destroyed the English language.

  6. All I want to know is, how can Andrew be so unbelievably dense as to so completely mangle the spelling of “heart surgery” when it is (somehow, inexplicably) spelt correctly in the status he’s responding to?

  7. spelt?

  8. Wow! What a day. To start with I get a first and then I upset a fucktard – Awesome. BLKOUT has AIDS

  9. I think lame book are lame for thinking this is lame! :| the most boring post EVER!

  10. @ amy

    Learn some fucking english.

  11. Shut up jOjO no-one here cares about your made up academic achievments and usless excuse for insults.

  12. I really like the idea of “manhope.”

  13. I agree with Andrew – no heart surgery is ‘cool’, Shaun’s a dick.

  14. @hmm

    Yes, “spelt”. Past tense of “spell”. Very often Americanised to “spelled”. I’m not, however, American, and either form is correct.

  15. I’m pretty sure when you have heart surgery, you would also have a catheter (tube shoved down cock) as well.

  16. sorry what does usless mean? I do not speak scope. Do you have someone that looks after you “no way”? Do they know you are at the PC? You are a backwards, Co-Co Shunting disease. You make me retch you piece of shit

  17. Now now children, simmer down. Is it school half holiday or something?

  18. Typo, *Useless. Useless is a common word that means without a use. Are you a fucking idiot Mr I got a first yet I fail to use correct grammar, spell WRETCH incorrectly, and generally just make no sense whatsoever? What the fuck is a Co-Co shunting when it’s at home you fucking weirdo? Don’t go round trying to insult people when you’re a fucking retard yourself, it annoys those who have to read your spiel.

  19. “No Way” by your reaction – I have won. Thank you

  20. jOjO,

    If being “first” is really that important, you have a sad and pathetic life. Go back to chasing shiny objects.

  21. I believe it’s half term and by looking at the clock their dinner hour would just have finished (UK that is). Maybe the E numbers have finally kicked in

    no way, jojo hush children. Play time is over

  22. No way have you. You will most likely never win anything, especially with lame comments like that when you clearly are an eejit and have little or nothing that can come back. I missed an e, my keyboard is old and shit, you are genuinley an imbecile and no way on earth do you have a first degree in anything you strange little internet fantasist. Who would drop that into a sentence like that, oh hey today I got a first and insulted a fucktard, don’t think so mate, jog on.

  23. Neal, do you think you’re funny? I mean that is so original. Oh it must be half term they must be kids, it must be all the e numbers etc. I mean I’ve never heard anyone ever use that on an internet comment forum ever? You are so groundbreaking with your insults I think I’m in awe of you.

  24. Bosh – 2-0! How do like me now “No way”? Yeah kinda made you my little bitch didn’t I? Man I would be pretty mad if I were you. What an ass clown

  25. I changed my mind, no way used the word eejit and the phrase jog on. He’s (or she’s) cool in my book

  26. Ah man Neal and then I went and insulted you. Forgive me!! jOjO, give up already you look a right twat.

  27. Well I got dragged into an angry emo’s life. Note to self keep out of troubled kids arguments. You wanna argue amongst yourselves no worries, just do it off screen so everyone else doesn’t have to read your pathetic drivel

  28. ppph that’s not much of a forgiving you sad old tosser.

  29. Yeah don’t worry about it Neal. I actually know No Way so it’s a bit of a private joke. He just got out and is new to the whole internet game but we are just messin. He had it pretty rough inside (if you know what I mean) so he is just letting off some steam – also explains why he uses the phrase “jog on” which was a popular saying before he got sent down for the “incident” with them dogs.

  30. You can call me old when you actually know how old I am and no way, take a quick look at the times of the posts. Now I know I can touch type but I can’t type all that in under a minute. I was responding to your first attack which again I hadn’t seen until after I had been sarcasticly (I know it’s not a word) kind to you. And it appeared after you had posted forgive me (which I hadn’t seen yeat as I was posting).
    Glad that’s cleared up now please, continue

  31. Put the keyboard down Keith! (no way’s actual name) you’ve lost again mate. Now some other old Choco Shunter has rumbled your inept musings – cock

  32. I don’t know how old you are, I was just presuming you were kinda old what with all the ‘kid’ jibes. Anyway never mind. jOjO, where did you get this made up first degree from you little odd ball?

  33. I like that the overall community here doesn’t care who is first.

  34. What does this argument have to do with the current posting on lamebook? Put your cocks up, boys.

  35. Doritos are always the cause of heart problems.

  36. No Way – You dumb Fuck. First means first to posts you yokel, jail bound, piece of camel shit. Christ i can see why you got caught after you got caught in those dogs. To be fair mate I have forgiven you for a fair amount of depraved shit in the past (remember the fair – that kid never stood a chance did it) but to be honest you lack of any form of intelligence and me (plus the rest of your mates and Gay Rob) can’t cope with your backward view on life. Since you got out all you do is spout that right wing shit – you have been brain washed.

  37. What the fuck is going on here? Most of these comments are lamer than the original post. Take your little girl arguement elsewhere.

  38. @no way: “No way have you.” dyslexic much?

  39. See, you are a total fantasist. You just make shit up on the internet to try and be cool and substitute for the fact that you have no life in the real world. I will end this now, because you are quite obviously mentally handicapped, and I wouldn’t want to go too hard at a kid with mental retardation who’s only life seems to be the internet, that would be mean. Forgive me the rest of the readers, this is getting stretched out now, so I won’t reply again, this geezer is just a complete cunt.

  40. No Worries, No Way. I accept you apology. Cheers

  41. Seriously, how long will it be before the admins here open up a new part on this site called “Lame Comments About Lamebook Posts”, just to showcase how ridiculous threads like this one are. Wow, a big pissing contest that carries over from one Lamebook-post-comments section to another.

    I used to find the comments on Lamebook postings somewhat amusing but now it’s gone to a whole other level. It is now it’s own beast, so let’s embrace it!

    LOL…

  42. “palpable atmosphere of sexual tension”

  43. You’re always gonna get inhouse arguements on a site where you can post. I used to love chat rooms (before they were banned) but the constant arguing in every room did make it difficult for people who did just want to use then for what they were designed for. To chat

  44. I came here to make fun of the people in the post, but after reading the comments I think they may be smarter than some people here.

  45. True Silent Koala. That is what prison does to a man eh No way. Only joking mate I know it ain’t funny the shit those guys did to you but you gotta see the funny side no and then. Plus if that had not of happened you would never have got together with Rob – so you know every cloud….

  46. Good banter there ladies, keeping me amused waiting for a funnier post. As far as I can tell….

    Jojo – A total legend, definitely cooler than No Way. 1st among equals.
    No way – I’m guessing is in to self harm, struggles with simple concepts due to sub-normal IQ and is sexually attracted to his/her/its (you never know) own family members.

    Oh, and doesn’t know how to spell “retch”.

  47. Please continue. This is so much more entertaining than the OP.

  48. Plus I’m a total cockpiece

  49. No I’m the cockpiece!

  50. Want a real laugh? Ask no way why he went to prison! and ask about the other 4 offenses – funny as (in a very sick way)

  51. No, I am!

  52. I sent this to lamebook. Shaun is actually a really cool guy :) and very nice… but he did have it coming. I’m sad he has to have heart surgery but this was definitely a lamebook-worthy way of telling everyone!

  53. Fuck off Submitter can’t you see we are in the middle of something. Rude Cunt

  54. hahaha……….. sorry mate

  55. oh and by the way Shaun isn’t dumb, even though he can’t spell very well. He’s actually very smart with hands-on stuff.

  56. Boring! Gahndi, fuck off begging friends.

  57. For FUCK’s sake. We are busy you little fuckstick, got a feeling that Keith (no way) is gonna finish his little sulk and fire back with something real funny – only kidding as he is scared I might let you in on what he got locked up for (really funny shit) and why he got a caution when he was 14.

  58. better than being an asshole

  59. Well done Ghandi – now you too have won.(no “keith” way you have lost again i am afraid)

  60. jOjO I have actually been inside before, so before you make shit up maybe you should think. It was a while ago, and your mum initially consented to it, but then just becasue there was 6 of us in the train rather than the 4 she had agreed to, she cried rape, it took ages to get that cleared up, I would say give her a kiss from me, but she sucks so much dick I doubt you could go near her face.

  61. Actually it’s “Gandhi”.

  62. Oh got you out of retirement I see No way (Keith). A few things:

    1) no it’s Ghandi

    2) My mum is a bit old for you (she is over 16)

    3) My mum is not a Shetland Pony you sick fuck. Everyone at school knew about what you did on that field trip – bet or no bet that is some pretty sick shit.

    Bosh

  63. Kids, please stop. Don’t you have video games to play or something?

  64. Jojo sure spent a lot of time making sure he/she won an argument on a lamebook message board…

  65. DORITOS ROCK!!!!!!!

  66. What has videogames got to do with kids?

  67. ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. 1) You don’t know me

    2) Your mum does

    3) You didn’t go to school, you were too busy getting child molested by your whore of a mum. (who obvioulsy wasn’t 16 when she concieved a retard like you)

  69. VIDEOGAMES ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  70. Thanks jOjO, here’s me (and the rest of the Gandhis) spelling it wrong all these years.

  71. JOJO SOUNDS RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. I SHAGGED JO JOS MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Thanks King Neck Beard. If you knew no way you would understand. You know the kid at school that make you physically sick to even be in the same room as. The kid you would rather gouge your own eyes out than look at coz he had a smackable face. You know the kind of kid that sniffed other kids pants in the locker room . The kind of guy that got caught hanging out or the back of a fucking donkey for christs sake. The kid that stank of stale piss from where his deadbeat dad came home whacked up on juice and actually urinated on his own disappointment of a son.

    Yeah basically thats Keith (no way)

    Once a wrong un always a wrong un. The poor kid never stood a chance.

  74. like an animal!

  75. the poor kid never stood a chance his anus was soon invaded by your tiny penis

  76. No worries Ghandi – here to help

  77. I like Nick’s ‘and it’s not by choice’ disclaimer, as if plenty of men choose to have a tube shoved down their wangers.

    And it’s hardly as if poor illiterate Shaun is choosing to have heart surgery because he’s heard that it’s heaps of fun.

  78. This seems to have lost its sparkle a little bit. OK, here goes… Jojo, you are a paedophile. No Way, you are a hermaphrodite….

    Discuss.

  79. exilednzer, you’d be surprised at how many men do

    analog, good luck for the oncoming abuse

  80. why thank you

  81. although there has been a new lamebook update. Guessing their argument will spill into there soon and you may just escape intact

  82. hey analog how’s perth?

  83. Hey Josh. Hows the streets where you stick massive cocks in yer mouth for a dime a time!

  84. do you like cats?

  85. Yeah, has gone quiet which is a shame. Oh and Josh, I’m not the real analogue, just borrowed the name for a minute as didn’t want to tarnish my own when slinging some crap.

    Sorry real Analogue, hope Perth’s going well.

  86. This was fun, I just looked at the clock, it’s 15:10 already! time flies when you’re arguing with spastics. Analog, that’s weak man, I’m not exactly gonna be hook, line and sinker when you say I was born with both sets of genitalia, try harder.

  87. Hey JoJo they are alright. Better than providing your asshole to the community for free while making a living searching through rubbish bins for recyclable metal cans and half cigarettes to smoke…

  88. jOjO, without going all Yoda, I sense great anger in you. Seriously, take a fkin chill pill.

  89. DAMN YOU… fake analog. die die die (not really, feel free to live a long and vibrant life). Its 2.13am here in australia I have to be up in under 5 hours!

  90. oops sorry Josh touched a nerve there you “massive cock shunting, Jizz Bag gulping, prick face.

    I actually know No Way and we are just messin – ain’t that so me old pal

  91. Ghandi – I am chilled just had a bit of a falling out with No “Keitho” Way but just got a call from him and we are cool. You know we have been through a fair bit and often have these spats – forgiven him for some pretty depraved things on the past so this is just a minor thing (i.e this time no animals got sodommised)

    Peace

  92. analog is a twat.

    Discuss

  93. And there we have it. Peace reigns once more upon the board. jOjO is friends with No Way, No Way is back from looking up hermaphrodite on wikipedia and hopefully Josh can now get some shuteye. What a wonderful world.

  94. No I’m not

  95. OMG it’s Loui Armstrong!

  96. Enough with the copying please, perhaps the lamest thing here? And that’s saying something.

  97. all is well that ends well. (except Josh who I presume is some kind of serial Koala rapist?)

    Bosh, and to a lesser extent Zing!

  98. Oh becasue you are SOOOOO clever and only you know what a hermaphrodite is without googling it. Prick.

  99. No you have me, I knew I wanted to accuse you of having both sets of genitals but just didn’t know the right word. Thank you Google. And thank you No Way for letting me see the error of my ways. Turd burgler.

  100. To be fair to No “keithopian” Way he is a bit retarded but that ain’t his fault coz his mum had mild “downs” that coupled with the prison experience means he can be a bit slow

  101. You’re both a pair of spastics. I didn’t say you googled it, you said I did, you fucking dimwit. jOjO, you have zero class, you are so thick it’s unreal, get a life, you sad internet fantasist freak.

  102. haha.. this comment thread, and the fact that you people are so riled up about it, is probably the lamest thing i’ve seen on lamebook.

  103. BANG, BANG, BANG – I win again. You sound pretty upset thats 3-0 so far. Wanna try some more. I like winning you must like….

  104. @jOjO

    You are not Jamie Oliver, stop saying bosh you sad cunt

  105. Bosh – You FIST men – Bosh

  106. I don’t get how making youerself look like a retard constitutes as a win. But then I don’t understand much of waht goes on in your warped little fantasy world of internet ‘winning’

  107. sounds like someone is not happy about their “role” on this planet – you are a fuck puppet at best but if you work hard for the rest of your shitty life you may finally reach your nirvana and become a 2nd hand wank rag.

  108. oh sorry almost forgot

    Bosh

  109. Na mate. See you’re a fantasist and probably in your head have elevated yourself to a higher palce in life, but that’s all fantasy. I’m fine with where I am in the real world, I doubt you have a real friend in the world, hence your love with internet forums. Sad.

  110. Is this really still going on?

  111. says the useless (notice the correct spelling you dick)cock nosher that keeps replying. Look mate I am made you look a complete clown on here and have had some good messages of support – because I am able to operate in a social world. You, however, are a waste of shit that has to wash himself with a rag on a stick.

    I make that 4-0 – love coming up against novice dick turds.

  112. Well, this has been most entertaining.
    Oh, wait.

  113. I know Neal. But until this fucktop realises he is beat it will go on forever in a mad vortex of language. Can you cope with that, WELL CAN YOU???

  114. It was a fucking typo. You have littered your post with errors. Oh yeah you’re made are you? That’s why instead of being out in the world doing shit you’re on here trying to ‘win’ on an internet forum. You’re pathetic. And no, this isn’t you winning. It’s just the truth, you sad, sad cunt.

  115. not really. I’ll just stop checking back on this post

  116. 5 – 0!!!

    Couldn’t have wished for a better result. I want to thank God, the coach, etc,etc

  117. Since I don’t want to get into this, I’ll remain nameless, but jOjO, I feel this applies to you.

    Danth’s Law (also known as Parker’s Law) States: “If you have to insist that you’ve won an internet argument, you’ve probably lost badly.”

  118. Hahahaha. You are definitely the saddest cunt ever. Congrats cuntface.

  119. Team NoWay, man. Jojo sounds like a complete and utter tool.

  120. TBA I counter you with McGregors Thesis which, as I am sure you know (you sound quite sharp unlike that thick fuck No “keith” Way – 6-0 and he still don’t give up) state:

    You are a massive Dick chogger

  121. This shit is too funny to end.

    No way, I agree with you that it’s pathetic to try and win on an internet forum. I think you have been much more dignified in having your arse well and truly ripped to shreds for the past 2 hours. Kudos my man.

  122. jOjO you win nothing. You will never win a thing. You fail at life so majorly it is astonishing. You are literally so sad. I’ll be leaving work in 45 minutes, going home, shag the missus, watch the Arsenal, and generally just enjoy life, you’ll still be here, arguing with yourself, whilst simultaneously wanking to bi porn cause you’re such a mixed up little freak.

  123. moving slightly off topic, no way. Arsenal yongsters or Liverpool reserves? Who you think gonna win?

  124. I really can’t believe it 7-0. You are the biggest scope to ever touch a keyboard. I know you down time and time again but still you come back like a gay retrded puppy begging to be put down.

    What do you do for a living – I guess you are still in the sex industry, you still a fluffer for your mom’s production company “25 wangs in my ass” was her last bit hit which never really hit the highs of her previous film “watch my son suck of a goat”

    oh and finally “missus” by that I assume you mean “rent boy in one of your mother jizz soaked dressed.

    and with that I give you 8-0

  125. Gotta be the Arsenal youngsters. looked good aagain this year against West Brom. Wilshere and Vela have got so much to prove and Nasri will want a good run out. Liverpool won’t play Gerrard, Torres or Benayoun and their reserves look pretty average. How about you?

  126. @ jOjO: You have a very vivid imagination.

    @ 90% of the people here: Where do you come up with these insults?

    @ Myself: I can’t believe I just wasted this much time and energy reading this entire thread.

    @ @@@@@@@@: Please come attack me.

  127. Personally Arsenal all the way. Like the way they play and if they can keep their youngsters coming through with that style of play they’ll always be a top 4 side even if the trophies tend to be just out of reach. Although saw UTD match last night and though it pains me to say this I was impressed with some of their youngster too. Wellback and the new Frenchie Obertang (or something like that)

  128. jOjO, you’re keeping score with yourself here. Anyone who goes through the posts and reads all of them will see that you are a tool and a worthless piece of shit. You’ll get the last word here, because when at 17:00 I leave work, I will forget about this, you, and cease to care about lamebook untill tomo morning when work begins. You, on the contrary, will be at home all day on the internet as usual, wanking to bi-porn and playing WoW cause you’re a sad little freak.

  129. Neal, that’s hardly appropriate subject matter for this forum. Oh OK, Aresnal 2 – 0 Liverpool.

  130. Wellbeck is pure class. Obertan looked shit hot aswell you’re right. They will only get in the united side though if they are unbelievable, that is the current climate there, they can go and buy who they like. I think next year latest though for the drought to end at emirates. (hopefully the champs league this year though!)

  131. (9-0)

  132. Big thing on sky sports news about the Glazers this morning as I left. How they’ve curbed spending at the other clubs in America that they own. Personally, I don’t think they’ll allow big spending at utd again until the debt they brought is cleared. I mean the odd purchase like Berbie (and what a waste of cash that was) would probably go ahead but I can see a few youngsters creeping their way in again soon.

    Really? If Arsenal can keep the team as it is, no more seeling yeah I can see em lifing something. But the Champions League? Big ask for a relatively young team

  133. that your prediction of the Arsenal Liverpool score there jojo? Anything else is off topic

  134. Yeh I read the same thing. It was a suprise to see Owen and Valencia replace Ronaldo and Tevez, maybe that’s the start of things to come. That would be a welcome break. When they bought Berba last summer I just thought how unfair, win the double and go and buy a player like him for good measure!

    I think Arsenal can do it. Granted I am totally biased, but the results that have gone against this year have been woefully unlucky, even last weekend at West Ham, that was never a free kick for there first goal. It’s optimistic definitely, but not without good reason. No-one has the same attacking options as Arsenal, and if they can sort out the defending from set pieces, I see good things in the not so distant future.

  135. at least when Wenger does splash the cash he never gets it wrong. Nasri, you’re new player who’s name has passed me by but keeps scoring goals as well as defending quite well…… to name but a few. I wish you the best of luck cause after my team Arsenal are my favourite to watch

  136. first

  137. Thanks mate. Who’s your team?

  138. Hey

    I got an idea why don’t you 2 get together with No Way’s mom and Arsene Wenger and fuck the shit out of each other! You pair of raging ones.

    Oh and No Way just finished pounding your missus so she is satisfied and ready for you to come home and disappoint her. Bitch

  139. Don’t hate me
    Man City

  140. jojo, you never answered my question, and stop derailing the thread

  141. Haha as long as you supported them before last summer no hatred.

    jOjO what’s that then 9-1 by your count. Go fuck your MUM, not MOM you yank retard fuck. My missus likes men, not little queer boys. Suck dick.

  142. And I’m out the door. Neal, been a pleasure. jOjO, Your mum’s a whore. your a cunt, your dad’s a kiddy fiddling rapist.

  143. Yeah, been a good 5 years now (dad was a fan) and so kinda fell into it during Pearce years. Back then I was proud of our defensive record at home, Psycho Pearce, loved that guy

  144. sorry to correct you infront of your new little butt-fuck buddy (no offence Neal, you massive manc cock smoker) but it is actually 10-0.

  145. hahaha, i can’t believe you’re still at it jOjO. FTL.

  146. none taken. Not from you anyway. You ignore what you choose too. Hope you’ve enjoyed yourself

  147. jOjO, in signing off, I would like to say that you are obviously a complete spazwit with only a few clichéd lines of attack (shag your mum, shag your sister, take cock etc). I suspect these come from a deep rooted desire, maybe at a subliminal level, to achieve all of these things yourself. In fact you might find that shagging you sister ticks off the “mom” box at the same time. Just a handy hint there for you to mull over. Enjoy putting on their underwear tonight in your fortress of solitude (your bedroom) before masturbating over Twilight posters and tucking your micro cock between your legs to make a mangina.

    Night night.

  148. Gotta go too but Fake come on not just that I also:

    1) hinted that he had sex with Animals

    2) Liked the kids

    3) Stared in homoerotic and inter species porn

    4) assumed he was a coco shunter

    5) cast doubt over his heritage

    That is just a few things I brought to this banquet. You however are “mega” gay and if the world was a better place would remain the “bottom Feeder” you currently are forever.

  149. Thw dumbing down of Lamebook – I didn’t think it was possible but clearly it is.

  150. Hmmmmmm, OK been away a while clearly. This is some disturbing sh*t right here.

  151. Nick is the biggest douche ever.

  152. what happened to people making funny comments? this is a sad day :(

  153. At least most of the people in this thread are bright enough not to use the “@” symbol, since it doesn’t look cool and doesn’t actually do anything here.

  154. I can’t believe I just wasted the time skimming this thread. I only did so because someone compared this to Jason’s Monster Fail. Not even close.

  155. Holy crap what did I start… JoJo I’ve never seen you here at all but the fact that you felt the need to “first” was enough for me to dislike you. However, I retract my initial response to you because it is clear you are hideously mentally unstable and using the Lamebook comments section is apparently making you feel better about yourself, so who am I to judge.

    That being said not one of your 700 comments here were funny in the slightest. Or even coherent really.

  156. Oh geez,
    I hope jojo gets laid soon. He seems to have some serious issues. Good luck mate!

  157. jOjO wants noway’s dick in his bum

  158. I have never been so bored in my entire life as when reading jOjO’s posts. I hate myself for reading them in the hope that there may be something of vague interest or wit in there. My guess is that jOjO is some sort of acne covered, beanie wearing, long haired little cock sucker who has run out of spots to burst and has been using Lamebook to fill the time between now and her next squeeze. jOjO, you’re boring everyone, give it a rest.

    Can people start making funny comments about the actual post, PLEASE!? I really miss it. I feel like something’s changed, I feel sad.

    Nick’s a prick – as painful as it may be it doesn’t sound quite so life threatening as what Shaun is about to go through. Actually, maybe Nick and jOjO should hook up, they seem equally as pathetic and self absorbed as each other.

  159. What a fucking idiot-fest this comments section is. You’re ALL RETARDED (not a retart or retarted)…fucking mentally ill AND RETARDED. Idiots!!!

    …and yes, I HAD to comment because you’re just so stupid, your head might be up you ass too far to read the fact that nobody but the handful of you GIVE A SHIT!!!

    LOL…LOL…LOL…

    *lit match…now watch fireworks*

  160. This comment thread is tedious and unfunny. You lads really shit in the punchbowl. But hey, at least somebody “won.”

  161. Trolls trolling trolls.

    Can’t you guys just masturbate to porn like normal people instead of each other?

  162. Well I was initially going to make some comment on how Shaun should at least find solace in the spelling ability his friends so clearly lack…
    But I forgot what I was going to say after witnessing such an entertaining (?) comments section!

  163. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Was enjoying the troll escapades, but lost my interest when the soccer talk started – way to lower the tone . . .

  164. @@@@@@@@@
    getting a fucking life!
    jOjO
    how the fuck are you actually scoring? It seems a bit of a weird system where you are making up the rules.

  165. This thread should get posted to Lamebook in its entirety… that should spawn some more shit

  166. jOjO sounds like an absolute fucking retard.

    Also, what the FUCK is a coco shunter??

  167. Hey all!
    Just urban dictionaried (yes, I know that’s not a word) coco-shunter:
    Homosexual male, who anally penetrates other gay men.
    As in sticking it up the shunt that contains coco (shit.)

  168. @
    @@@@@@@@@
    Get over yourself, @tention whore.

  169. @Everyone

    Right back @ ya

  170. jOjO, you are my fucking hero.

  171. Look at it this way

    Lol at “And its not by choice!”

    Thanks for clarifying, otherwise I would totally have thought that you shoved tubes down your cock for laughs.

  172. Last

  173. could keep going forever

    @jOjO

    Not anymore :P

  174. Fair play jOjO very good. good to see you last night and sorry about the “accidentally droping my flacid cock in your drink” incident. just been a long time inside and that made me turn quite, quite gay. But I am happy just to be friends.

  175. wow. Sorry mate not interested think we should not hang out any more. You need to spend time with Rob. He misses you and the “shunting”.

  176. Good to see you guys have patched things up. Is “Drink” what we’re calling a mouth these days?

  177. Sorry Fake analog I dont speak Fuckard.

  178. You could have fooled me. Maybe have a read of some of the comments above, your fan club seem to think you do.

  179. Can I safely assume that you chose your username because it had the word Anal in it and it reminds you of your childhood/Father & Uncle & His Friends & Pet alsatian & your Geography and Maths Teacher plus you neighbour, creepy Pete, The old man who used to buy you sweets for “delivering” his “paper”, your sisters boyfriend, your doctor (inc his “special” lollipop), Your grandfather and his friends at the home, you nan (plus strap on), Boz, the postman, the milkman, definately the UPS man, the dwarf under the bridge, the kind eyed gentleman that broke your heart, that weird guy that promised you everything but just left you on the steps of the bus station with tears in your eyes as you arrived just a few minutes late and had to wave goodbye to him forever with tears and mascara streaming down your face, the late great simon le Bon and a goat.

    Nail.Hit.Head.Bosh

  180. Can I safely assume that that was a summary of your childhood in a few poorly constructed sentences? Oh dear, but at least it’s all starting to make sense. Spelling/grammar aside (this is lamebook after all) I’m just enjoying winding you up and dangling the hook. Come on little fishy, take another bite…..

  181. you guys are hopeless. :)

  182. It’s football, not soccer. Only Americans call it soccer. To the rest of the world (believe or not, it is there and it is bigger than you) it’s football. End of

  183. Get on Neal. Just don’t use the analogy I do

    1) Basketball – yep we play that in the UK but the girls wear skirts and it’s called netball

    2) Baseball – yep we play that to. 7 year old girls play it at school and call it rounders

    3) American “football” – yep we have a version but we don’t wear pads because girls don’t play it. We call it rugby.

    Don’t tell them these things as it upsets them.

  184. If you wanna antagonise the americans go ahead jojo but you’re on your own. We have baseball and backetball seperate from netball and rounders (unless you went to an all girls school?) and rugby (league and union) are both different from american football. Just annoys me, the word soccer. We invented it, we’ll name it. You invented baseball, we call it baseball. Inventor gets the naming rights

  185. Weak Neal, Really Weak – when I am Prime Minister your “sort” will be culled or simply sent to Wales.

    Grow a backbone. You sicken me, you really do.

  186. @jOjO, how about you SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nobody wants to hear your shit rants and pathetic attempts at slagging just about anybody on here who makes a remotely sensible post. Go die in a corner somewhere.

  187. Kirsty is this because I never called you? Anal on the first night – you ain’t gettin no call babe. Cheers though

  188. Love it you dicks keep lining up and I keep smackin ya down. Dosh

  189. Oh you are just too funny… It would be nice to see if you could come up with some retort that doesn’t involve implying you’ve slept with just about everybody on here, as well as several members of your family. Nobody really wants to know about your sordid sex life.

  190. oh touched a nerve did I babe. Just not my type but cheers for the “Boston Back Flange” (give Kirty a mobile phone, industrial tub of vasoline, 6 eggs, a melon and a goat and watch her go!)

  191. I love how you think you’re ‘smackin’ everybody down, when clearly everybody else agrees that you’re an arsehole.

    ‘Dosh’? Brilliant…

  192. Sorry mean’t Kirsty – Don’t want you to think I am being disrespectful.

  193. Dosh – yep as in the $2 I gave you for “services Rendered”

  194. The names Kirsty love.

  195. Clever Girl – you been reading them big girl books again? What else do you know? or are you related to Courtney?

  196. You in my house now. I owned your ass (literally)

  197. don’t get your knickers in a twist just because I didn’t support you. Didn’t know I meant so much to you. Your point was lame so I stepped back. Let you have all the lime light and the podium for your win man. You stated baseball is called rounders here, american football is rugby and basketball is netball. you couldn’t be more wrong but I thought I’d let you bask in your “winning” glory

  198. Hmmmmm I see neal so basically what you’re saying here is you’ve joined the pink Circus and your star trick is swallowing the pink sword whilst the clowns spit roast you to completion? Dude don’t beat around the bust just say man – we won’t judge you here.

    If you wanna try playing for Man City (not Man u) then I can give you Kirsty’s number. She will do ANYTHING for a KFC bargain bucket!

    Bosh or if you will Dosh

  199. I’ve seen dying men drugged up on morphine talk more sense than you. Well good luck to you. If you ever do see planet earth be sure to keep on speeding by

  200. Wow! What a wicked comback. Are you fucking 8? Is it half term you fuckshite. god damn it you are one fucked up fuckerty Fuckster. Prick. No fuck off and don’t be speading your lame (gaylord) message you Nazi bastard

  201. When you can figure out the difference between a comeback and a putdown I’ll be sure to carry on this conversation

  202. (11-0) Sincerely thank you neal for this great opportunity. Thank you. Shame you butt boy No Way ain’t about. He soon shut the fuck up didn’t he. Guess that makes you the butch.

  203. Winner!

  204. I like to get fucked by horses

  205. just as I suspected

  206. Funny how “Neal” became “neal” when you tried to fake a “win” you “batty boy”. How was last night? Did you crack off a few good ones to Twighlight?

  207. Sweet Jesus jOjO, did you miss your meds or something? People, why are we encouraging a 10 year old to post so much shite?

  208. That is funny isn’t it anal? proper funny. Your a funny guy and by no means are you a “fuck cock smoking, coco shunting, coffee stirring, dance class teaching, fruit hat wearing emo fuck”. So please don’t think you are.

  209. Alright Gandi – just chillin here we my mates.

  210. If you’re gonna copy me (didn’t know I was so cool) at least capitalise what I do (nod to Fake analog there)

    Coffee stirring? Did you just use that as an insult? You run out of swear words? That is what you usually use isn’t it?

    Can I ask, jojo, in all seriousness, ut your facade and step away from behind your bravado. Are you getting a kick out of this? If so by all means carry on and fill your life to the max, if not, why bother? You know noone here knows you, noone here will ever know you and if anyone here did ever happen to walk across you in the street and some how realised it was you all you’d get is oh yeah. It’s him/her and they’d walk on. Leaving you and your tourette’s gibbering in the road

  211. That said, I am a massive Queer and do enjoy horse spunk

  212. hmmmm neal with a capital N – must be you. It certainly sounds like you.

  213. Congrats there. If you’re going to impersonate someone at least pretend it’d be something they’d say. If I was queer and had a quaint tast for horse spunk, I certainly wouldn’t be shouting about it here now would I

  214. takes all kind mate – none of my business to be honest

  215. HELLO JOJO I REMEMBER YOU FROM THAT TIME YOU WERE ON JERRY SPRINGER FOR FUCKING YOUR MUM WHO WAS ALSO YOUR SISTER BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ATS SCHOOL SAID YOU WEREN’T HOT… :(

  216. sorry for your loss Josh

  217. This thread is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. F M L.

    Also, jOjO totally won.

  218. Umbongo, NO. No, he didn’t.

    Christ.

  219. Umbongo, are you for real? Or are you jOjO?

  220. a) yes he totally did.

    b) no I’m totally not.

    c) For real, its hysterical. Read it all in one go, with suitable emotional detachment, and you too will see the hystericalityness.

    Bosh.

  221. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football

    Americans didn’t invent the game of football. Why do you think you have “american” football. Then you make soccer like your game is supposed to be unique and different or something.

  222. Hey honey, how is your ass, I didnt inject too much DNA into it did I? Dont worry, we will sew some elastic into it. So about blowing out your O ring.

  223. A tubbed urethra sounds really horrid. But secondly, is the spelling and grammar of most of these people. Are they grade-schoolers?

  224. Hey cunt, it’s TUBED NOT TUBBED……I love Urethra flavored cum.

  225. Alright dear, thanks for correcting me.

  226. does no one spell anymore? the only one without an error is the one with a tube in his cock. come on.

  227. Actually, Amy is the only literate person. Nick forgot his proper punctuation.

  228. @221 Hallowe’n Zombie
    Thank you! I have been saying this for YEARS.

  229. Soccer was the name of the game before people started calling it football.
    tbh, I just call it soccer because it pisses off the fans. you guys are so touchy.

  230. that’s not quite true. soccer is an abbreviation of ‘association football’. it takes about five seconds to fact check this stuff.

  231. Jeez. Grown men kicking a ball around a field. Who gives a toss?

  232. I feel bad for Andrew’s sick deer. :(

  233. @ zarggg

    ahahahaha yes me too

  234. Sigh. The only reason I actually just read all this crap was because I’m stuck in bed ill and I’ve run out of proper reading material.

    Would this count as being postable on Fandom Wank? Discuss…

  235. learn how to spell.

  236. 71828182845904523536

    Learn how to capitalise.

  237. How to “win” a flame war on lamebook:

    1. Make lots of lame sexual references about people or their relatives. It is oh so witty and clever.
    2. Pretend to be your opponent and post ridiculous and pathetic straw man arguments, then knock them down like a total hero
    3. Keep posting until your opponents realise what a loser you are and that it is pointless to respond as this will make you look cool
    4. Keep coming back and posting so that you can be last. After all, if you have less of a life, you are clearly superior
    5. Post under another name to annoint yourself the winner. It’s incredibly compelling and not nearly as transparent and pathetic as everyone else thinks it is.

  238. hmm… fighting on lame book.. Thats pretty lame to me.

  239. This is quite entertaining. Even more so than the actual point of the website. Thank you guys.

  240. RINGO CARN’T SPEL

  241. Oh how you make the world a brighter place, Nick :D

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