As a graduate of Central Michigan, I can confirm that Eastern Michigan is an absolute piece of shit school that no one can ever be proud of attending… and I say that not as a divisional “rival”, but also a resident of Michigan.
I hate girls like Kelsi….first, for the reason that TylerDurden mentions; and second because how stupid of a girl are you that you have to ask a question like that? Oh why oh why are all you boys always lying to us, telling us you love us and building us up only to let us down? Why? What could your ulterior motive possibly be? Come on Kelsi! I refuse to believe you’re that naive….and if you you are then you deserve to get your heart stomped on a few times until you learn. If a 12 year old can figure it out, I would think you could too.
Kelsi – “To all the girls I know, why do you believe the bullshit lines guys come up with just to get in your pants when you know you won’t be with them in the end? Is your self esteem that low or do you just need to get laid that badly you’ll take any guy who can memorize a couple of lines from Twilight?”
omg omg omg nauroze is an ignorant dumbass who can’t spell.
and so is kelsi. and she also needs to stop being a dumb bitch, asking “guys” why they do these things. i am a guy, and i’ve never done this. and i know plenty of girls who do. i’m sick and tired of all this sexist bullshit.
I really think there needs to be a lamebook for lamebook. WTF is running this site? You think a 13 year old saying “omg omg ur a fag” is a win? Get a life. I’d say most of the comments that get put here as “wins” are just crude and stupid, not clever at all. Wins have to be clever.
@Insane: Actually women are programmed to get the best quality meat (highest status with most resource that will stick around) because the biological costs to them are higher, but men desire quantity, with the filter of quality below that.
Maybe it’s just Mrs Insane who likes to get as much sausage as she can get…
@excitingstuff.: Year 12 Biology. It is inbuilt into every human to procreate to ensure the survival of our species. Men however have more of an urge to have sexual relations because sperm is always created, testes are always getting filled, which is where the unofficial term ‘blue balls’ come from.
@Mercure: I thought with women it started out as “any handsome sausage carrier will do” and then it pro/regressed into the quality criteria you mentioned? I also hope the new Mrs Insane likes as much of my sausage as she can get