Jacob must be pretty fat if he’s ordering a combo and a large fry. Since the combo already comes with fries, it’s safe to assume him to be either a pig or an idiot that didn’t think out his joke/insult enough for it to make sense.
If it’s something retarded like your street name in cursive on your neck, then chances are you’re probably a douche and that’s the reason you won’t get hired. I know plenty of people with “full tattoos” (which includes tattoos on the neck) who have good jobs and had no problem getting employed.
Sorry #4, analrapist is right. Combos generally come with a medium fry, so if one wanted a large instead, they would be obliged to specify their choice or have to live with the lesser amount of fried stringy potatoes. Also, A.R., I agree, ‘swag’ is getting a little played out on here, too.