Large breasted blonde seeking pretty much any one who will put up with my shit. Turn ons include stuffed animals, Jonas Brothers, and dick in my mouth. Turn offs, well no turn offs because I’m desperate. If interested, honk boobs twice and wait for response.
yeah see the decor in this space is horrid. It definitely makes her look creepy. considering shes probably an over-grown 14 year old who wants a BOIFUEN, was shopping with Mama and said “mama can i get dat shurt?” “sure baby but ya daddy is gunna have a real fit ya hear?, so it ain’t mah fault baby girl.” and then she decided well i just got this new shirt i’m gonna see if teddy will finally be my boyfriend! hence the lame type at the top with the gay color.
Ben: I’ve watched Reservoir Dogs twice in the last two weeks. Great reference.
I determined that the juxtaposition of desperation for a boyfriend with its antithesis, self-confidence, is only half of why this photo’s so lame. The second aspect really hits it home: the horribly basic and nondescript font is inflated with pretension from the picture’s actual facebook caption. Boobs or not, this is lame beyond all measure.
I spent a long time looking at the boobs, too, because something doesn’t add up. It must be an angle thing. The words aren’t stretched at all, there’s no slight pucker in the middle that you get by having two boobs with space in the middle, and you should be able to see either nipples or an edge to that highly structured bra. So… angle, right?
Someone clear this up so I can stop staring at it like a magic 3D (pun definitely intended) picture.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I totally know/went to high school/used to be friends with this girl!!! Shes fucking insane like literally totally 100% certifiable wrote a letter in blood to someone!!! I kid you not…
She glued photos of her last boyfriend onto two teddy bears, and cut them up while singing Alanis Morrisette songs. She then took their heads, soaked in her own salty tears, and stuffed THOSE down her top.
I submitted this, and can say this girl is 20, extremely desperate, has MAJOR acne, BAD TEETH, and looks like a troll. She posts pictures of herself and says “yeah…that’s me…with the nice ass…” and all sorts of repulsive sexual things. Well, not the acts themselves, more of “STOP IT I DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE YOU IN LINGERIE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP”. Updates her status every day saying she’s horny and that her boss has told her she should model for Hustler.
Extremely white trash, loves Russian vodka, is one of those mallgoths gone “preppy girl” but isn’t getting it right. Has a trampstamp of a bull. She talks like a man.
Think it’s fake, because her boobs look so out of proportion with the rest of her body. Anyway anyone with that many teddy bears in a room that looks as though it belongs to a twelve-year-old either stuffed her shirt or got implants.
Anybody notice how she’s hunching up her shoulders to make her chest more obvious?
I think its because of her big boobs that make the sleeves weird, its kind of like dragging her down.
Shell have back problems in a few years, and probably herpes if she keeps putting stuff like this up.
If this is the girl I think it is I went to school with her. She has massive tits and a busted face. I have it on good authority one time at a party she put a Suave shampoo bottle up her hoo hah. If this isn’t Nicole Parkinson from Cromwell, OK, my bad.
Just to be clear about that shirt. The sleeves are called “cap sleeves” and yes, they are lame. That style of sleeve can be found on any t-shirt bought at Walmart, Target or “I think I’m so effing wonderful” teeny-bopper mall store. But judging by the uber lame saying on it…I’m going to say this was probably a Walmart buy. And if she really is 20 and has stuffed animals displayed all over her room like that…that’s really kind of desperate and creepy. How does she expect any guy to feel comfortable fucking her with all those eyes looking at him?
I am glad that other people also picked up on how stupid that shirt is. She probably got it at Walmart/Target or a store in a mall like Justice for $7.99, and she thought it was just the coolest thing! -_-
She’s probably never had a real relationship, the shirt probably has a hole in it after 1 wash, and 3 years from now she will still be wearing it, along with ugly bedazzled jeans!