“They’re two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me” Actually it must be time for some Christmas music around here. Must do that tomorrow, but for now my bed is calling. So my friendly stalker, please keep the noise down outside tonight.
Wow, apparently Alyx has either never seen a real penis and is attempting to improve her slutty reputation using only vague descriptions from her friends and the assumption that since her vag is covered completely in hair that so is a schlong.
Whomever Alxy HAS actually hooked up with has some sort of Dog-boy / Hyper-genito-follicular disorder which causes him to abnormally grow hair down the entire shaft of his penis, and even on the tip. Gross.
I’m just amazed by the comments I see in here. Weird people. I visit this site to get some laughs, but every now and then I catch a comment that seems just silly, angry, or jealous. Like Jesterz… I mean, obviously this girl is being silly, and looking for laughs, not some detailed description of how that actually isn’t a penis, and doesn’t look like one.