@curly .. I hate to go on about this but… I have had ” Ah, you’re drunk,
you’re drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see” stuck in my head for FUCKING DAYS!
“They’re two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me” Actually it must be time for some Christmas music around here. Must do that tomorrow, but for now my bed is calling. So my friendly stalker, please keep the noise down outside tonight.
Wow, apparently Alyx has either never seen a real penis and is attempting to improve her slutty reputation using only vague descriptions from her friends and the assumption that since her vag is covered completely in hair that so is a schlong.
OR
Whomever Alxy HAS actually hooked up with has some sort of Dog-boy / Hyper-genito-follicular disorder which causes him to abnormally grow hair down the entire shaft of his penis, and even on the tip. Gross.
I’m just amazed by the comments I see in here. Weird people. I visit this site to get some laughs, but every now and then I catch a comment that seems just silly, angry, or jealous. Like Jesterz… I mean, obviously this girl is being silly, and looking for laughs, not some detailed description of how that actually isn’t a penis, and doesn’t look like one.
The mot important thing we all take away from this is… a half finished, unsatisfying, friction wank. (ok i admit, this might just be the most important thing that i personally take away from it)
I would shoot so hard in Alyx’s mouth that my fuck juice would spray out of her nose, she’d look a bit like a creamy love milk fountain.
Haha, Tom loves chicken in his butt.
Personally I prefer turkey.
Is that a hair on the tip of the penis? What the F?
Alyx enjoys large, cartoon cock is my guess.
I guess to be an editor -in- chief you gotta start somewhere.
I’m slightly disturbed by Alyx putting a large hairy penis in her mouth. Who the hell has hair in the tip of there man meat?
*on
It looks more like flies buzzing around it.
That’s one rotten looking penis. You’re right ezbo602, looks like flies. Eww.
Oh and vagina …. hmmm such a funny word.
The whole concept of these tagged photos got old after about the first one. Or maybe even before that.
I still love these.
As soon as I saw the one where people had their whole face as tagged photos, nothing else can even come close.
Those were epic. Anything else is just foolish and should NOT be posted. NOTHING can be posted after those.
MsBuzz, where are the ones you’re talking about? Were they on lamebook?
They were on another site, that is similar to this one, but it has fail in the name instead of lame.
I want to meet the man with one curly pube growing from the head of his cock.
@curly .. I hate to go on about this but… I have had ” Ah, you’re drunk,
you’re drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see” stuck in my head for FUCKING DAYS!
Love you.
“They’re two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me”
Actually it must be time for some Christmas music around here. Must do that tomorrow, but for now my bed is calling. So my friendly stalker, please keep the noise down outside tonight.
Ahahahaha @5…
@2,4
You mean you guys don’t have any hair on the tip?….because neither do I….I certainly don’t have the majority of my pube bush up there.
Ha! I think the hair on the schlong is ants and the veins are their tunnels.
Editor-in-chief? Not for long, she won’t be.
What ethnicity has that color, and that hairy of a tubesteak ? Interesting bald patches tho .. We must study it’s habits
Wait, no…I think it is hair!
Pupil heart chicken in my cellulite pocked backside.
Truly a message for us all this Christmas.
Wow, apparently Alyx has either never seen a real penis and is attempting to improve her slutty reputation using only vague descriptions from her friends and the assumption that since her vag is covered completely in hair that so is a schlong.
OR
Whomever Alxy HAS actually hooked up with has some sort of Dog-boy / Hyper-genito-follicular disorder which causes him to abnormally grow hair down the entire shaft of his penis, and even on the tip. Gross.
OR
She is simply a moron.
Based on Alyx’s real Facebook profile, penis isn’t something she’s interested in. At all.
I don’t have the new profile, but can friends tag photos and change your profile for you without your knowledge? Scary.
I’m just amazed by the comments I see in here. Weird people. I visit this site to get some laughs, but every now and then I catch a comment that seems just silly, angry, or jealous. Like Jesterz… I mean, obviously this girl is being silly, and looking for laughs, not some detailed description of how that actually isn’t a penis, and doesn’t look like one.
Counter culture freaks.
@ozdaddy- Is your real name Alyx? Obviously everyone commenting on this post is being just as silly as dick for brains Alyx. Stop your bitching.
I love Alyx !
It perturbes me to see that Alyx is very pretty and at a healthy weight, yet her chin seems to hold most of the fat in her body.
The first one was awesome. It’s the only clever use of the new FB profile I’ve seen so far.
further, he mouth seems to hold a turdweener
The mot important thing we all take away from this is… a half finished, unsatisfying, friction wank. (ok i admit, this might just be the most important thing that i personally take away from it)
I would shoot so hard in Alyx’s mouth that my fuck juice would spray out of her nose, she’d look a bit like a creamy love milk fountain.