Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Violated

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  1. STEVER!

  2. Hahaha Nice one Andrew

  3. I didn’t fully concentrate when reading this, but something about these guys makes me despise them with every single last fibre of my being…

    I’m going for lunch.

  4. Awesome hats indeed. Skinny dipping is fucking awesome as long as there are hot girls to show off too, ’cause screwing in the jacuzzi is the shit. Believe me.

  5. I’m with BritishHobo here. I’ve never ever ever heard of college kids getting naked in a pool and offending their neighbours.

  6. Sorry gotta side with nuff, as long as there are beautiful women along for the ride its all good.

  7. I didn’t even realize there were girls. I just presumed it was these guys standing around naked talking about awesome they are, bro.

    Not to judge or anything.

  8. This is awesome! I’m all for nudity, pools and hats. Their neighbors suck! Go nakedness!

  9. I’m with you ee! I think that sounds like a blast ;)

  10. It sounds like a hell of a party.

  11. Andrew has a valid point.

  12. HOW DARE THEIR NEIGHBORS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE~~~~

    I hope they find Andrew in a ditch one day, half-conscious and babbling about what a little bitch he is.

  13. I think it’s a tribute to the neighborhood that a “courtesy officer” showed up, and all they got was a request to knock it off. If I tried this here, the cops would show up and throw us all in jail for public exposure or something like that.

    THIRTEENTH!

  14. I missed you last night Bulldog… I think perhaps I was already “knee deep”, if you will ;)

  15. I’m just happy that it sounds like you were having a good time. ;)

  16. I love parties where people end up naked wearing awesome hats!

  17. well.
    If they were wearing hats……..what’s the issue?
    .-)

  18. Is it just me, or did anyone else picture a bunch of drunk, naked gay guys running around a pool talking about their awesome hats?

  19. tybatwings, that was EXACTLY what I was picturing. But back to the post, man.

  20. Not to ruin everybody elses fun about making fun of this supposed sausage fest, but Michael did blame Sara after all for this. I would assume there were girls, or a foreign guy named Sara which I hope not (because that would mean it was a sailor party).

    ee, katy, you are both invited to my awesome hats pool party. Bring friends. BTW, B.Y.O.B.

  21. i thought sara was a neighbor.

  22. Good call Mr. Lains. So it was an ugly sausage party because Sara didn’t like what she saw. Or else she’s a prude, in which case she needs to spend a night with me.

    To be honest, I thought it was her idea for them getting naked to begin with. Meh.

  23. The emphasis on the hats makes me think there could be a hidden meaning… jimmy hats? Safe sex, brah!

  24. ok now I’m confused. I just thought it was a big hairy sausage party with beer bellies. And I thought Sara called the cops. If there were girls involved then forgive me.

  25. I think Sara started in with the skinny dipping, personally.

  26. Sara always starts the skinny dipping in my experience. She definately made me strip off and jump in the sea on Saturday.

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