If you have to go all the way to the ear lobes to find some feature that you find attractive on someone, wouldn’t it be more honest to just say, “You look like a warthog with gas, but your ear lobes are awesome”? I guess that would sort of detract from the overall tone of the message, though.
@1 Rob is jamming with his gorgeous fiancee. I’ve had a lush couple of days, I never want them to end :’(. I mean the way her eyes glitter and the way her hair sways in the breeze are just a couple of the things that make her so amazing. We’ve had our fall outs but all couples do and no matter what happens, she’s always my boo, love you.
Steven… Eric… I love you guys. So much that I’d write you a big cheesy romantic Facebook message, if I just so happened to be one of that particular breed of ANNOYING FUCKHEADS.
Think I’ve gone over my feelings on these sort of Facebook posts a billion times before, so I won’t again. But next time I see one of these posts, I’m going to become a Steven or Eric.
Just not upload it to Lamebook. Cos that’d be lame.
Though, this is one of those rare times where I wouldn’t mind if the people had uploaded it, because they’re so awesome. About time people had guts to tell these annoying twats what they should do.
Just in case I didn’t make myself clear.
Imagine you’ve just typed a lovely little romantic message for your OH, all about how wonderful and perfect he is, and how you love him, and want to be with him all the time. You’re not sure if you should post it on Facebook, so just answer this question:
‘Are you a stupid, self-centered, boasting little prick end who doesn’t really give a shit about anyone but themselves?’
If yes, go ahead and post that baby.
To be honest, spending the day ranting at people I don’t even know who won’t shut the fuck about their relationships on Facebook is probably the only way I’ll get through Valentine’s Day without hurling myself into traffic.
@BritishHobo Whoah! Tough being single so close to Valentines day, eh?
I love girls like Julie almost as much as watching guys like that sad sack-of-shit Jeremy’s reaction when they realise that they have just become cuckolds. Grow some balls Jeremy and follow steven’s advice to stfu.
I know waaaay too many people like Stephanie. That was seriously disgusting. His ear lobes are adorable? Seriously? And “Mr. Bear”? Not only is that disgusting, it’s also the lamest nickname I have ever heard in my life. It makes him sound like a childhood toy.
I think the worst part of Stephanie’s post was how she said “No Facebook world I am not pregos!” If it wasn’t obvious that she was posting this to Chris so everyone could see how in love she was, that statement made it crystal clear. She’s an attention whore.
Too true Mercure. Cuckolds huh? That’s a new one to me but I think I can assume its meaning from the context with which you used it.
The funny thing about these guys is how they’re baffled when the girl is in some other guys bed before the week is out. The guy who’s bed she is in is not telling her how her eyes glitter I can tell you that F**king much.
BritishHobo…who cares about Valentines? I seriously believe it’s for shallow couples who don’t know how to express their love outside of explicit intsruction or for little teen couples who don’t have a real anniversary date.
My husband and I have never celebrated this holiday. The closest I come to even acknowledging this “holiday” is making paper hearts covered in glitter with my daughter for her to hand out to her friends.
Did anyone else read the first bit of Stephanies vom-inducing post as Chris doing everything (including her on-line homework… how old is she?) while she’s sat on the couch, quaffing Ginger Ale, planning baby-names for their life together (I think she forgot to include ‘hen-pecked’)? Chris, here’s a word of advice: RUN!
On top of that; ‘Mr. Bear’? To me, she makes it sound like he’s overweight and suffers from hypertrichosis (i.e. ‘cuddly and furry’). IMHO, it’s as bad as saying a girl has a ‘bobbly personality’. Way to go on flattering pet names, Stephanie.