Um, Nim’s post confuses me a bit. Was Martin the cheating spouse? Or is Nim just complaining? And who would be THAT stupid? Leaving your laptop at home and the card? With the message that says you are spending valentine’s day with your girlfriend?
A wallace/ Wallace is someone in a group discussion/argument/ joke that misses the point and explains the obvious to everyone else (like I could be wallace now, if you’re being facetious). The term stemmed from this: